Just found out my penis is 4.5 inches

Why did she end up measuring it? Did you offer, or did she (in which case, she was probably aware you were lying).

i offered

>I always thought it was 6 inches
keep telling yourself that

It's interesting, because I wonder how many girls are told by guys that their penor is of size X, and they just believe it. Probably has implications for surveys of women's preferences, and stuff like that.

I'll tell you what happens next, user. She'll go to a bar one night and get a little drunk. She'll be thinking about your dick size, small, probably skinny, and then she'll start to wonder what a 6 incher feels like. Since she's drunk she'll probably talk shit about your small penis with chad. They'll laugh and he'll tell her he's definitely bigger than you. Now curious she'll ask him to show her. She fucks his 6 inch chad cock "just to see" the difference. It's not cheating in her mind don't worry. But unfortunately she'll dump you because she won't get the same pleasure from your shrimp dick compared to a random bar Chad. Sorry user.

rude.
she doesnt go out anyway

I honestly wonder if preferences for larger penis sizes is about actual physical stimulation it might provide, over a smaller penor, versus just the idea, in society, that larger is better/more Masculine - which in itself provides some form of mental stimulus for a woman.

Jow Forums made a thread lmao: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_fornix

Throughout history, women's preferences haven't really been of much concern, in fact their opinions of men were probably considered worthless. As things in our society change/have changed, I also wonder if their physical needs will come to dominate mate selection, as they require men less for resource providing/protection. All this shit culminating with growing male inceldom. Fucking YIKES, Jow Forums.

he's a cuck, don't worry bro.

when a woman has sex with you she doesn't care about your dick size at that moment in time.

she only cares when she's talking shit about you to her girlfriends so she can feel superior.

women do pretty much anything and everything to feel superior to other females and will throw their own mother under a bus to do so.

my loving waifu, as reserved as she may seem, will gossip up some nasty shit in a heartbeat if she thinks i won't hear it when she's talking to her girlfriends. bitches just need to one up each other nonstop. at least men eventually know their place in the oneupsmanship world of things because, ya know, we're fucking men and don't need to prove every little thing to each other end on end on end.

women are just fucking sad desu senpai.

>unironically have 8 inch dick
>haven’t had sex in ten years

OP, you’ve got it better than me

Have a look at these and realise there are tons of these monster cocks splitting these gals out there.
They are BTC and we are shicoins.

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My dick is substantially bigger than yours but I'm sexually impotent and I've been sexually impotent since as long as I've been sexually active, which is pretty much never because I'm sexually impotent, but figuratively I mean since my early 20s I will die alone with my substantially bigger than yours penis whereas you are still going to do okay because you aren't sexually impotent and haven't been sexually impotent as long as you've been sexually active.

Get a penis pump. No, you don't pump before sex like a 90 year old, you just start a mild pumping regimen and it fixes your impotency and brings back morning wood in about a month.

>looked at my dick the other day
>thought it had grown since I last measured it as a chubby teen
>6.5 inches long, 5.8 inch girth
That was a nice confidence boost. Now if only my dick wasn't mutilated against my will.

Ive heard that traction therapy can help extend your penis by a couple of inches. It makes sense to me, but I still have my doubts.