/smg/- Stock Market General

monday edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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FUCK ME HARDER, DADDY!!! xO

fuck you heathen, talk about securities and options please

>tfw PLUG

huh

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Good luck everyone :)

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Realty Income, "The Monthly Dividend" TM, comes today and is more consistent on a monthly basis than a woman's period.

tfw dean

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forgot pic again ;_;

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You've got the option to secure this cock in your mouth, bby grl. ;)

what's this pattern

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guys, xaviers school is recruiting again

come on in wherever, great place to learn from some pros and get lols
discord dot gg
/pxzVVD5

Back after a hiatus. What's the market like atm? Should I hop back in?

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general bullish consensus, big name companies competing with netflix for streaming services (att, disney, appl), bullish on tech and the permian basin

Guess its time to buy the tesla free money machine

Discord trannies are shilling again were past the apex of the market cycle frens.

Soon.

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Cup and handle.

Ya'all still in the market are about to get raped.

one day of (((profit taking))) =/= raped

Nah.

The vega on these puts is fucking .2 so do I close them or are we going to fall off a cliff before open tomorrow

if you're an investor, staying in the market is by far the best choice than attempting to time the market

just continue to make scheduled investments and take the emotion out of investing. i know there is going to be a dip sometime in the future, a pretty sizable one. anywhere from 1 month to 10 years from today its almost guaranteed. however attempting to time that dip is not worth it.

I just let my money continue to work for me until it passively pays all my bills and still allow me continued investments. until then, work hard at my job to continue to dollar cost average into a market, even near peaks

Danny, youre going to want to close those before the golden bull kicks in

Hope you bought LPTX to the moon and beyond !!! Last chance take a seat !!

Thanks for the premonition, black science man!

who else here /buyingnetflixputs/ ?

It's one of those shipping meme vessels. I should put out my cigarette before I end up on the news.

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didn't belive.

Every month this year the yield curve has been inverted. Every time there has been an inverted yield curve a recession has happened within 7-24 months. What will you guys do with this knowledge?

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SPY PUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BASED DISNEY.

+$300

Has the galt shill killed herself yet? Lmfao

You mean pendulum? Why what happened? He also has been saying a bo would be happening for almost an entire year now. It might be but all his predictions have been wrong.

LMAO

wheres that piece of shit user that said stocks would climb parabolic today

im coming for your asshole

too obvious

syphoning money from my standard DCA into my high yield savings account. Currently at $8K but want to get it up to $24K to ensure I have enough for at least 1 year stashed to live on survival mode.

If a recession hits I may take some of that out and invest as close to the bottom as I can

We going to the moon today?

I might do the same soon. Can't wait to slurp up some stocks on sale. Hopefully I'm not in when we drop.

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dlth is finally going up

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>Will $SPY go below 287.5 before Friday 19 April 2019?
I'm fucked.

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sauce?

>i know there is going to be a dip sometime in the future, a pretty sizable one.
Lol you people are retarded. You "know there's going to be a dip" but you can't hedge? Have you considered that it's possible to not be 100% short or long any position? You have no idea how to evaluate and manage risk?

Return on your time, putting a fixed amount into SPY every month is objectively the best investment strategy until you hit actual proffessional levels, but don't flop your dick around about "Dollar cost averaging" and how you "Know theres going to be a dip"

Protip, value averaging suits your style of investing much better, make a quick excel sheet and factor in that "sizeable dip" that you "know is coming" and you'll see far greater returns in the long run.

Why do people talk shit about certain stocks when the whole market is down? Like that’s like jumping into a public pool and calling out the fat kid the only one who peed in it

>when rh gets stuck and makes you boom your pants

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Because they're short?

crybaby learns to swim

Reminder: If you only buy a stock, as if you had to hold it for 2-5 years - you will always be fine

Worst case you make 5% a year boohoo

Protip: I've likely been doing this longer than you and I likely have a larger investment portfolio than you.

I know how to invest safely and securely and its treated me well through the previous recession and in this lasting bull run

if you only care about cuck gains and don't have at least a million to invest you will never make it

>he doesn't understand the concept of compounding interest

seriously, if you have 0 dollars today, invest 20K per year every year for 25 years with a modest 5% gain (excluding dividend reinvestments, capital gains, etc) you'll end up with $1M at the end of that 25 years.

thats also excluding increased investments with higher income as time goes on.

LMFAO

yea tell that to GALT holders

>he doesnt understand the value of youth and wealth compounded

Notre Dame cathedral on fire in Paris. Smoke Billowing. A New Pope has been elected

I only started on this but FCSC made me $800 today.

Am I good? Why is no one talking/buying this?

>Notre Dame cathedral on fire in Paris
how do i profit from this??

short christianity

short mudslime invaded countries

>wagecucking and poverty saving until age 50
Lmao

Hedge on the fact that every recession has been preceded by a last minute bull run and try to get some phat gains.

>doing the get rich quick scheme, failing, and then becoming an hero at 40

i'm already generating $20K+ per year in passive income. completely covers my mortgage, property taxes, etc. And it continues to grow without me doing anything. Starting early and saving as much as possible is the best advice anyone can have

feels like its time to buy Natty Gaz again

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smg never been this quiet, is it the bitcoin sell off again? whatever me getting evening drunk nu

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>i'm already generating $20K+ per year in passive income

very nice

I'm generating 1k / month in passive losses.

God bless dude weed.

Delete this post

lol

ugh another day another fed member making the market recover the initial losses. fuck this manipulated market.

Bummer. That building was beautiful.

737 Max autopilot? Short BA.

Took about 6 years for the s&p to get back to where it was before the 2008 recession

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Which one of you retards decided to make a second SMG and not link it in the original thread?

we over here
based sips poster

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I bet it was a Muslim

>MO finally completely recovered from retarded seizure news
If only it had happened one day earlier. My poor calls

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rkg dies for a day and smg is in ruin

>Muslim worker drops le cigarette during his wine break
>"Oh merde! I am still not used to this country!"
>Muslim ban

Now I'm not sure what to do with my retirement account... Divvy ETF?

Buy the weed dip. Aphria punctured the latest hype balloon, so prices are low today across the board

CGC since now it's gonna be in everyone's index funds, or just get MJ for some exposure.
Everyone seems to like Aurora tho.

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I have no idea which will win the day, so I just picked up calls on acb for immediately after their earnings call, so I can ride the volatility instead

thanks fren but I can no into options yet

When is ACB earnings?

May 7

Shieeet. Do you think it will moon a bit just before 4/20? I thought it would be big this year because of Canada legalization and what not so I bought this option. But so far Im losing money

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I think the implied volatility will drive options up as we get closer to earnings, but I think you're a little early on the strike date

who’s accumulating this NIO bottom?

No

YVR shill you have some explaining to do

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Do I have l gamble on BAC calls?
Hurry smg, only 18 minutes left!!

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Memes aside, what does it mean that volume has been super low on US indices?

Why would you even touch something with liquidity that shit

Uncertainty, I'd assume. Probably a lot of people are just thinking, let's not touch anything until we know which way the wind is blowing

means large specs are hodling so anyone long the vix for earnings will get wiped

OH FUCK I DID IT
AAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE BE GREEN TOMORROW

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Current positions
>KHC
>BAC calls
>VXXB puts
I'm ready for earnings

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All of biotech has sold off huge as has the entire sector of healthcare.

Current GALT price action means little save for being a good entry point.

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How many of you poorfags on the Robinhood Scam App FUD'ed up your portfolios over a $0.05 loss and blew up your entire $100 into nothing?

Post 'em so real investors can laugh!

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Here's mine

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Hope holding PLUG overnight is a good idea, shit mooned last minute.