Story time

*ehhhh hem*
>Csw claims to be Satoshi
>Trolls internet
>Pisses off CZ
>CZ threatened to delist
>CSW calls bluff
>CZ delivers
> SV crashes hard AF
>CSW sells BTC and buys along with others who know
>CSW after delist proves he's Satoshi
>Now no one can buy SV easily
>Csw Sue's CZ for slander and Libel
>Binance is ruined
>CZ is cucked
>All exchanges frantically switch BTC to SV because Csw Sue's and takes over entire BTC core
>Congratulations you had a reset button to buy BTC at shit poor prices but thought csw was a fraud

What if this is what happens faggots.

Just saying, screen cap me in case it does

Honk honk

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Nah, Suetoshi is dumping BTC to make it look like the whole market is down.

>>All exchanges frantically switch BTC to SV
Yikes

Really makes you think

I'm on team CSW

Can't call ftm gooks if Binance is not also gooky gook

This forced clown meme never cought traction, but it's nice to see the incels are as clueless in finance as they are in symbolism.

Forced it cannot be, memes rule the world

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CZ you are not welcome in this thead

>This forced clown meme never cought traction

no?

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>satoshi contacted craig and set this whole social suicide sv thing into play.
>craig wanting as much forever clout does as told
>binance is kill

It's painfully obvious we never made that boomer tier trash. Our mememetic skills are much higher than that.

Honker is a biz meme. Pol refugees don't have the intellectual capacity to understand it.

Hey hey hey
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Y this is a CSW thread not a clown bread

It's honkpilled but not

Good plan. Now make a version without CSW proving that he is satoshi. Because he totally can but he won't. Why? Let's just say.. honk honk

You can't dominate crypto by lawsuits, faggot. Crypto will revolt against you.

That would defeat the whole purpose of the plan honk

In clown world?

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>look, some random literally who posted a tweet about it!

>Suetoshi
Top Kekzozzle

Based honkposter going all out to trigger the brainlet peanut gallery.

perfect plan
there is just one little problem:
Szabo's keys

and i very much doubt anyone in the entire fucking observable universe could break a 2^256 encryption by a master cypherpunk

good luck

>Suetoshi
Top kek

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Elaborate

in no timeline would your mentally ill OP ever be true but even if it was then no one would even want SV if creg was really satoshi. everyone would sell off their BTC and go all in on ETH, the only actual crypto thats worth a shit.

Screencapped, I will daily remind you that you are a complete retard

I look forward to being immortalised in pasta

I want to see this copypasta everywhere a few months from now.

Don’t you get it. If he is “satoshi” nobody fucking cares anymore and wants him BTFO it’s called consensus he “should” know

You think szabo has a lot of bitcoin? I really hope he’s satoshi. Incredibly based.

if we really are in the clown world timeline, this is exactly how it would play out. absolutely based and honkpilled

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Trolling aside for one second please, does even a single person actually believe the craig guy is satoshi? I get its a meme troll, but sometimes I wonder.

You daft? If CZ delists a coin from Binance even just for bants, that doesn't mean its owners can sue him.

Is 7.5 BTC enough to make it?