Transfer money offshore

I hold more than $1 million in BTC that I want to transfer over to my offshore account. I can trade my BTC for Cash, but it's impossible to get that money on a plane and fly it overseas. Whats the best way to get my BTC into an offshore account?

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Sell the btc there you retard? ...

I don't get it... online is ALREADY offshore.

Imagine the smell

I want some of it in a bank account.

Better Call Saul

KYS

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Don't know, go offshore, open a bank account, move them?

convert it to XMR and set up a fake ga- oh wait nice try FBI

no that won't work

You were good at making 1mil $ and you can't figure out how to move them?
Just pay taxes and don't be an ass then.

Thats not how any of this works user

>exchange account
>sell BTC
>withdraw to offshore account
>nigger12345

Smells like unemployed mom

It's clearly a net negative to seek information that ought to be behind a dark web of obfuscation.

>nigger12345
No because all exchanges will need my KYC. I don't want to give that UP!

This post reads like some kind of test question.

i also want to know how to launder my cryptos if i ever make it

in my country, cryptos are 20% (or 30% don't remember ) taxed. Can you imagine paying 200 000 or 300 000 to the taxman over your million ?

Buy a sail boat and sail there with the cash or gold equivalent.

> Ends in jail because he doesn't want to pay 20% in taxes
Very smart

HAHAHA this is fucking bait HAHAHAHAHA

1. Buy XMR with ur BTC (clean trail)
2. Travel to your offshore
3. Dump XMR for BTC again
4. Find someone to buy ur BTC with cash.
5. Add funds to your offshore

>paying tribute to Israel

Good goy

do you really think rich people pay their taxes ?
First thing they do is learning how to NOT pay them, usually legally. But I don't know how they do it.
Tax are for middle and poor.

C'mon, 20% is not so much.
50% you've the moral right to pay not them

Rich people pay their taxes retard.

offshore are no more reliable because most of them have signed a deal where they have obligation to tell your origin country if you have an account there. So offshore is useless

Gold paperclips, user.

Most rich people pay their taxes nowadays because they don't pay shit anyway.
Hell during Sarkozy era it was the government that was giving my family money, literally.

And before, rich ppl would go to Swiss.
My family received swiss bank accounts from one of our uncle when he died, thank to Holland's policy we were able to put all the money back to France legally without paying any penalty.

The qt or the stack? Well /biz?

nice blog

how is that a blog fuck off retard

The smartest option is cashing out into gold. The most popular websites trade btc for gold, and each oz is like $1k. You can trade gold for cash in any country, and I believe amounts below 10k arent reported to IRS, in the US that is...

Pay your tribute to Israel, goy!