Need ideas on how to untuck my shit

Hey lads,I’m in my early 20’s, I’m a fucking NEET, I have LOTS of free time. What skill should I develop/what methods of acquiring capital should (in your opinion) I look into?
I really need to get some money to move out, I have a car and $500 to my name, no debt.
Don’t know what to do. Any clever ideas?

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Meant to type unFUCK my shit,
God damn nigga I can’t even type right, any advice/methods would be appreciated

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what i did seems pretty frowned upon in this community but i don't regret it. was in the same position til my parents made me (lol) get a job. wagecucked as a barista for 2 years to save up and move out. it's really not that bad as long as you know you won't be doing it for your entire life.
used every spare dollar i had for crypto (not the smartest idea but it worked out for me). turned $2k into 90k, bought a car, moved out, paid for school
inb4 u got lucky, i got back in this december with $2k again and am at $15k right now

just start doing shit dude. get a job, move out. should be your first goal.

I found this

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sell car
go to casino
roulette
all in on black
repeat until win

Depends which country your in desu, if unis free pick civil engineering, do shit all work, get paid better than most people. While at uni join every social club, pub crawl and hit the gym you'll be neck deep in roasties. This is the path of a normie, but man I miss having regular threesomes and banging a different girl each week. There's a fair bit of shade thrown at wage cucks but when I compare it to every other lifestyle it wins hands down. I'm comfy as fuck my salary keeps growing, I have a ton of spare cash I can waste on shit like crypto and travel every year for a month while getting paid to do it. From my years of being a hoe at uni, I got quite good with women and have a jaw dropping hot wife. Beats being a neet hating on the world trying to make easy money.

I’m in the USA

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What did you major in? What are you doing now?

It depends, what do you like to do?
Learn coding, for example

On top of everything you do for work:

Hit the gym
Eat healthy, sleep enough
Take dance classes
Learn a new language every 3-4 years and master it in this time

Pro Tip: Learn to suck dick.
You can make a FORTUNE if you're good at sucking off old overweight grandpa's. What they don't tell you in school is that most people that are nowadays established started out by sucking dick for some time. Its extremely profitable. Also if you have a tight boipussy -and you're willing to sell it- you might make even more money. Those fat grandpas have DEEP POCKETS - never underestimate which opportunities could open up to you.

t. experienced BIZ visitor

it's more the millenials equivalent to some shitty boomer advice but it's still a good idea to pick up webdev, seo, google ads/adsense and affiliate marketing and just do do do. learn video editing too and just execute, hack up as much as you can. get a blog going for some niche idea about some product subcategory on amazon e.g. and write a shit ton of content. it'll pay off big time if you are really dedicated.

>Been spaniard
>Civil engineer

Hur dur 1500€/month

Where do i jump out of this shithole?

>fell for the STEM meme

just end yourself, everyone will be better off

>seo
>ads
>affiliate
Total waste of time / old

OP here ... then Wtf do I dedicate my time to?

Web development looks like it could be very useful

Web development is useful, seo is not

You have no idea how much retards pay for seo.

Seo was already old 3 years ago, if you were in the webdev biz and took it as a bonus, ok
Learning it now sounds like going all in on a pnd coin that has already been dumped,

Coding part is harder, but very solid though.
As i said before, it depends on what do you like to do

I found something called the Odin project, it’s cool because it’s very hands on and not bullshit like some udemy courses..

It seems good, in case ask to someone who already took it.
Js opens a lot of doors, if you take those things seriously there's a good chance you will moon

Based, thanks for the advice

tbhonest with you famitsugameconsole I smbaka everytime someone young has this question. You should be looking for either any entry level position you can find in order to build a resume which is essentially your "hire me portfolio" even if it's part time shit work or volunteering. Of course profitable work is preferable but volunteering in a field you enjoy will give you more experience for employment. Don't do any investing since 500 is a bad place to be at if an emergency were to occur. If possible live with your parents without being a burden to them help out around the house make yourself worth having around so they have no incentive to kick you out.

Become an autodidact learn how to teach yourself and start studying entry level shit to things you are genuinely interested in. It's easy to do homework on things you already enjoy. Find what jobs trades or skills are associated with what you are learning about and dedicate 20 hours a week minimum towards that material and a small portfolio of research and composition regarding it. Even speculative well researched and cited compositions will make you more appealing to positions in that field considering your age.

If all else fails learn to code and submit to your new corporate masters at revature getting paid to get educated and entry level contract work for two years servitude. Or join the airforce free room food and training for a mere 4 years of your life plus a measly 20K annual to save since you wont be having much time to spend it on other shit. Airforce is actually a good investment if you lack any good workforce skills and the 80K over the 4 years can go into savings a ROTH IRA and 401K match by the gubmnt. Plus you can say your a veteran on applications moving forward with 4 years experience in whatever you end up doing.

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