Help me fellow virgins

She goes to the same UK university as me. There is absolutely nothing in her profile, 3 pics of her alone, 1 in front of a mountain, 1 in front of a river.

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really?

>the absolute state

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my dick is like rice - made to fit in asian mouth

Offer to drink tea out of her clunge.

Start of convo

I'd say she's foreign is she doesn't know what a freddo is but obviously whitey name. Also slightly suspicious she's a catfish

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Sry

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she butt ugly

>she

I would wreck her holes but piss quality opener brah.

Fake profile, ezpz

Help please bros

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imagine being too incompetent to take a screenshot

just b urself bro
look her in the eye and give her a firm handshake

Whats up with Tinder? Once I turned 30, I only get matches from girls 30+. Its like once you hit 30, they put you in another category in addition to charging 2x for premium tinders.

Jesus user, really?

Oh and >>Jow Forums is probably a better, er, fit for this kind of thread.

Retard

Alright chad, give it to me straight. What would you have said? What would you say now?

Everyone's laughing but no one's answering

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I wish I knew, I'm just as much a sperg as yourself. Seriously though, take this to Jow Forums, they thrive off this kind of stuff. Guaranteed you get some good replies. They'll probably walk you through the whole thing and get you laid.

Offer to tongue her fartbox

can still see her name m8

Your parents put 1 too many A's in your name
>then say no ngela
Or
I guess a lot of people say something cheesy like you must have been an angel in your past life with that name
>good thing you aren't called paula
You're welcome user, feel free to go with anything less autistic than this but I feel I have set the threshold high.

Dude is at the San Antonio Riverwalk

What kind of fucking question is that?

first thing you need to get Angella off tinder onto snapchat

>Pickled onion

The fuck is wrong with you

>let's fuck

works great if you're not ugly

hehe. Ask her is she is an archaeologist, cos you have a large bone for her to examine.
If she gets upset tell her to quit crying and fist herself.

Look the fact she even replied to your cancerous opener means she's interested. You can probably fuck her.

What the fucks wrong with you?

>uses a separate camera to take a photo of a phone