When will bikini coffee go mainstream?

When will bikini coffee go mainstream?

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NEVER. B/C PEOPLE WANT HYGIENE.

That’s not a bikini, that’s a sting up someone’s asshole.

hopefully never
healthcode violation
disgusting

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff...quite pungent indeed...is that...dare I say...sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?...sniff sniff...hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff...quite pungent eggs yes very much so ....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff...ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear...sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff...please my dear...another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear...ah yes...let me guess...curry for dinner?...oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok...time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite…hhhhmmmmdelectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff.yes

>the little bumps

Hnng

I'll only drink coffee if it's been brapped in

Why? You think clothes people wear are cleaner than bodies? Bikinis and gloves would solve it.

why is hooters a thing and not this

Hi...uh yes can I get one brapuccino please?

Holy fuck can my dick even reach her hole through that ass???

Would you like extra brap with that?

Yes please

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is that ugly looking fat whore that keeps being posted

Imagine promoting your business on biz

Wood berry

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Imagine the quell.

whores have always been mainstream

at least with pants there is a couple barriers of cloth between their airborne shit and my food

day two of nofap going strong
youll never get my semen rabbi

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Ah I see you are a man of taste as well

My nigga. You’re going to make it.

Whores have always been desired while simultaneously being shamed. Definitely not mainstream. Instathotting is becoming closer to mainstream though.

no he's not he's gonan do it in a couple days

imagine the fart

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All these exist in my area. ..Seattle. We are the mecca for Bikini Barista's.

But it's cold there

When do I get a coffee strip joint that's drive through with ID

>But it's cold there


Keeps their nipples hard.

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Just try to imagine the smell for a second

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This is why I don't like ass anymore.

these thots are basically prostitutes

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LMFAO I actually think they did a study on this because a female coworker asked if she brapped in the lab wouldn't she contaminate the samples?

Female brapps are advancing science

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As soon as lingerie football does.

>yes, apparently this is a real thing

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no, you never like ass you faggot
you were always gay
you've always liked big cock
don't put the blame on us because WE love ass
faggot

user all women are prostitutes, they just charge different forms of payment

When is Instagram gonna do something about these fucking escorts flaunting themselves? I mean seriously they took down backpage for a reason and now they swarm Instagram
This whore costs easily 5k for a night of fucking and that’s fucking ridiculous they have recruiters who find these skanks to sell them to the highest bidder for a pump and dump

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What a fucking faggot

I agree that it's a problem. I also want to pump and dump these whores but the extra exposure is causing the price of pussy to skyrocket. We need to do something about it, and I think mainstreaming bikini coffee is a good start.

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they have thots doing watered down mma too now, like this

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Imagine getting to smell that thing. I would fucking give anything. I just want to smell a woman's ass.

>Shaves ass

>how do you actually make these things, btw?
>her: well, we start off with a flat white tehee :3
>eeww, that's so disgusting, haha

who is this fucking slut

Sauce?

If there was ever a litmus test for people that wouldn’t make it in life, it would be true brap enthusiasts; not those that appreciate a nicely developed ass, but those folks that genuinely want to sniff and bury their face in the area where shit us expelled.

Another reason Jow Forums can’t have nice things.

based fren

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Fart fetishes are on par with those turned on and excited by feet; the lowest of the low; well, those folks and people that think they’ll get rich off chain link.

I can tell you what it smells like, it smells like fucking shit, thats what it smells like.

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Oh fuck right off nigger

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Shut up you’re beating a dead horse. Just because some autism poster agrees with your shitty opinion doesn’t give you the right to regurgitate it all over the fucking place

Aww, does somebody need a happy meal?

I remember when my jimmies got rustled by someone with different opinions on stuff. Have fun with your hepatitis and pink eye, bitch.

one brappacino, please.

> When stop the insta thots?
Not really biz related...
>... pump and dump...
Fine.

Also... Czeched

This is completely true but I'd devour her asshole

Never because the target demographic for overpriced "luxury" coffee is women, and I don't think there is a single thing women hate more than other women. Buff hot dudes working at a coffee shop wearing basically nothing is where the real money maker is.

This made my p p hard.

Its not very classy, sort of like low-end strip clubs or casinos.

Hipster coffee shops with hot tattoed chicks get the job done, and stay classy.

WHO IS SHE

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How does a chick get an ass that fat? Is it literally just genetics, or can any woman get that if they're dedicated?

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camera angles, hip posture, genetics, and squats

Heh, reminds me of a time when i dated a black stripper, one time i ate her asshole out, i don't remember fully, but just know i had to wash my face after i woke up. Glad i don't drink anymore.

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Who

Based brap poster

What's more shameful: jacking off to trans with small, feminine penises or jacking off to scat/fart porn?

Im going to go with jacking off to penises.

>Ingrown hairs

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but why?
if you want to watch girls in thongs, just watch soft core porn. if you want to jack off, just watch regular porn. if you want to watch people fight, just watch mma.
whats the point in taking worst parts of several things and combining them into one giant piece of shit?

>paying extra to LOOK at a woman
Ultimate cuckholdry. Absolutely pathetic.

They'll do more than let you look for a big enough tip

I know right. It's amazing how controlled people are by sex. I say the same thing. It's like people who idolise instagram thots. Just go look at porn or something, that's where it ends up.
In my opinion, it's all a distraction. Basically like a gateway to porn and fapping. Nofap is the real way.

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I like it. Let’s meme it all the way up with CBD infused everything. And accept crypto as payment. And gambling

To be fair, braap posting started as a way to ruin thot threads by dumping brap copypasta and sniff.jpgs because the threads were always garbage and ended up being about thots and never about the topic posted. Unfortunately like everything else that starts as a joke here the brapp posting attracted the degenerates who actually want to sniff farts and it became legitimate and caught on. Now zoomers actually want to inhale farts because they saw people talking about it on Jow Forums.

I'd suck the fart right out of that turd cutter.