Jow Forums, how do I become this man?

Jow Forums, how do I become this man?
I want the style
the success
the confidence
the lower body strength
the smugness
the ability to FUCK thots

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who's the thot

>lower body strength

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Some absolute unit thats who. Fucking size mogged from behind bby

> big lenny

Made me laugh guy has a pretty alpha waddle.

how much link do I need to be the man

This. Squat 12 times and drink a gallon of milk everyday day.

>that bulge

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>OP posted shemale webm by mistake

Stop being a faggot would be a start.

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that man gives no fucks

based

i dont understand this image, do you think kids dont practice boxing and other martial arts today?

I confused the right photo with our current Congress. Nevermind.

Quit being so obtuse all the time. The image is saying kids didn't dress up and idolize faggotry back then. Get a grip.

you will literally never become that man. i'm not even trying to bait you. i'm 100% serious. the only chance you'll have of having sex with women like that is if you pay for it.

if you look at the type of man that it would take, you don't have it. you certainly wouldn't be here. and using this as a motivation won't last that long either. you'll give up soon after when you realize just how much work it will take.

watching videos like this, or watching porn, is only torturing you inside and making you want this type of woman, when reality will literally NEVER give it to you.

This is just one of those videos that qualifies as a piece of art

Dumb asses on the left and right are obsessed with this type of shit. It's "parable humor." A short little fake story that no one except the lowest common denominator finds funny or insightful designed to convey a tenuous point/message in the most retarded way imaginable. It's like taking a picture of dog shit all over some room and being like "Heh...heh...still think owning a dog is a good idea?" It's cringey shit that people who have been completely alienated from real life social situations, precisely because of shit like that, post on Facebook (the last bastion of their social existence).

as long as you understand that your message also applies to you: based

Nice bait faggot

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Damn, op btfo

Err, not op. Dunno why I typed that

omfg that is so fucking cute l;3

but only normies have facebook?

Cunt reminds me of Ornstein

that is one hecker of a rape gut
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>GAY ID
True that though. There should be a massive tax on roasties like this for existing the way they do. No joke.