Tfw 90k job offer from your github alone

and you dumb neets can't even into programming. hah!

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fuck u

wew lad, glad I closed that in time

started watching and just shut it down. only the most cancerous of faggots store shit like this in their device.

Oh fuck off.

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Fag

FUCKING BLUE BALLS

Show us the github

bitch i ain't doxxing myself
but it's barely even impressive, just some uni projects, half-finished apps, and a few months work history

Larp no git

what did you write your uni projects in?

lmao, I fart 90k. cuck harder faggot. dream bigger.

yeah when you think about someone who has 3 cat bowls and a cute meow mat probably isn't the kid of person to kill a cat

Fu

I've got stuff in C, C++, Java / Android, JS / React, and a little bit of Go and some Python.

fag

got me

astagfurallah akhi

Fuck you user

sg

>thinks 90k is a lot of money
>wagecucking, ever

a thread died for this

Wh.. what is it? I don't want to click

I can only imagine the smell of her asshole

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PLEASE somebody tell me he didnt actually cut the cat im too afraid to find out myself

having a github is unironically free money. i'm not even a programmer but i made a few things for fun, and also got a job from it
it makes sense when you think about it: a diploma is a piece of paper that says you've been in a building with a lot of people, and a work recommendation is just another guy who might or might not be honest vouching for you. but a github with non-trivial commits for months/years is actual proof that you, as an individual, can produce work

Haha

Fuck you

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go suck an egg

what kind of "stuff" ??

Faggot

Faggot

Faggot

Faggot

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

What was it?

But how do you get past the HR Stacys who are just pattern-matching buzzwords machines?

You paid to learn that pajeet tier stuff?

go to a smaller company (50 or less people), they receive less CVs, are less sought after than multinationals or brand name tech company, and usually have only 1 hr person plus one lead dev or the cto looking at cvs. they dont have software to trim keywords so they will actually consider your cv for atleast a minute or 2. plus, if the company is good and the product too, they are in position of paying similar to bigger brands. the only caveat is that you have to compromise more to the team and the brand than in a big company where you can get by by being discrete

What about CX? CX is where the next big money is going to be made

>$90k

is that supposed to be impressive for a programming job?