Saving money is very important for anyone who wants to make it. Let's get a financial lifehack thread going...

Saving money is very important for anyone who wants to make it. Let's get a financial lifehack thread going. Here's mine: instead of paying hookers to sniff their assholes buy panties and sniff them after you rip a huge fart in them.

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Good one.
Also, instead of spending money on toilet paper, wipe your ass on your dirty clothes and linen. You are going to wash them after all

This man is going to make it.

Absolutely based, fren. Here's some advice...

Talk to random 70yo women and men at your grocery shops or at the bakery where you can sit down for a cake and a coffee. Ask them about their retarded health conditions and go for the elderly with alzheimers or dementia. Now tell them you can help them with groceries and you can exploit the shit out of them. I have 3 retarded boomers that forget that they paid me and pay me double or triple. Once I straight up robbed one annoying lady outside the store and took her food and money, next day she asks me when I can help next week. She completely forgot and I repeated it 4 times since. I spit on their back too, they can't hear it. I really found my niche desu. Free food and pay weekly.

This is a serious thread.
We give tips on how to lead a frugal life and save money, not on how to scam the elderly. Please refrain from sharing such advice

get all your water from public buildings' water fountains like a school or town hall. get all your paper plates and condiments from self serve restaurants

If you smoke (which you shouldn't of course, but if you absolutely cannot kick the habit) do not buy cigarettes.
Invest some money in rolling papers (buy in bulk to save) and pick cigarette butts out of ashtrays outside any bar or restaurant.
You can make a new cigarette out of 4-5 butts and you can use the cotton from used ear buds as filters.

Fuck you.

I feel like this one isn't a joke and it makes me fucking sad. Just imagine you need money so bad that saving a handful of dollars + some cents is worth the time and effort it takes to do this shit. That's pants-on-head retard levels of poor-person logic.

What's so fun about sniffing assholes? Holy shit, you fetishists are sick.