I'm a 22 yo virgin. A girl wants to meet up in a few days and can really see it leading to sex, she is way out of my league and I have acted like a chad when I spoke to her.
Should i hire a high end prostitute before hand or just go all in?
I've talked to 3 agencies, 2 were ran by what sounded like crack heads so no. One sounded great but I think it might be TOO classy, I'm a rich for age zoomer at a great uni but the girls seems like they deal with absolute turbo chads so this could be just as awkward if I'm not up to their level of what they expect.
>seeing a prostitute >tinder date What's the difference exactly?
John Morales
The prostitute's job is to make you feel like a turbo chad.
Landon Thomas
They are very high end.... I'm far more successful than the tinder girl so have no issues with confidence there, the prostitute's are very successful/educated and also older
Charles Garcia
Bro don’t get the prostitute. If this girl is nice, she’ll understand. Just be like “This might be surprising in this day and age but I’m a virgin”. Don’t tell her that until you’ve sealed the deal and have actually kissed first. Also unironically practice putting a condom on, because I embarrassed myself on my first time cause I put it on like it was a sock. She is now my gf and we fuck on the reg now
Do both, but not subsequently. for now, just go with the thot to not overcomplicate the experience - you'll have reference of your hilarious failure for later. Don't dilute it with prostitutes - for the immediate future.
Take high end prostitutes to acquire mannerisms of a chad - no other way for a non-chad to get this otherwise. After you are comfortable with being a MAN, intensify your tinder thot frequency.
Oliver Sullivan
based
Jacob Wright
I've spoke to her like a turbo chad though.... she isn't a full on Stacey but getting there. There's also an Asian girl who could well be a virgin from her autism but I've spoke to her like a Chad too
200 gbp an hour... Literally just saying hello costs a few quid.
All of them have gone to great unis and have proper careers but do this on the side. I'll hopefully end up doing this but younger.
Sebastian Nguyen
Shut the fuck up with your turbochad and stacey memes. If you act like such a sperg when you meet her i guarantee your chances of even touching her are 0% What you do is go out for drinks to a chill sitting pub (not movies or dinner, those are bullshit first dates), be interesting (as in ask enough bullshit to keep her rambling, but do not limit yourself to questions if you don't want to be seen as a complete autist). Try to find opportunities to touch her, this will make making a move later easier. After drinks you tell her you're going somewhere else, and you're going to choose a place where you can have more body contact, like a bar where you can dance. On your way there you stop and kiss her. If she kisses you back you're in. If she doesn't, no biggie, just smile and keep going. On to the next place now. You don't actually have to dance like they do in movies, just grab her and move around, be sure to grind your dick on her after a while. Kiss her again, and go from there
Hudson Allen
Fuckin knew it. WHY ARE BRITS SO AUTISTIC?
Nicholas Ward
dude listen to me now saying ‘i’m a virgin’ is literally death sentence so is acting like a virgin if you don’t wanna ruin your self esteem go to prostitutes at least 3-5 times before meeting somebody from tinder. just make sure you desinfect your ding dong and won’t get any std’s
skip the prostitute and consider the tinder thot to be your practice for future girls who you might have a meaningful relationship with. if it is a disaster, chalk it up as a learning experience and do a better job with the next one.
I unironically busted a nut in 5 seconds fucking a chick recently. I've banged several females but this chick was something else. It happened, we laughed about it and fucked again. People put way too much stock in trying to perform then can't perform at all. You truly have to not give a fuck.
Jacob Phillips
Lmao imagine doing all this shit to have the chance and fuck a roastie
Adrian Torres
you won’t see her again lol
Gabriel Bell
>girls seems like they deal with absolute turbo chads so this could be just as awkward if I'm not up to their level of what they expect. They're prostitutes bro, they have dealt with men far more autistic than you.
Ryder Turner
I already have.
Samuel Bailey
>muh dick >muh woman >muh pussee >muh condom >muh social prowess >muh narcissism >muh validation
Tyler Wood
Lol women and careers.....they are all dumb on the inside, no amount of academic degrees or titles can compensate for their retarded women logic. You’ll figure out in your thirties that from birth to death women are as a stupid as it gets. They have a short timeframe of like 20 years when their looks are good and fertility is there; and thats the only thing they ever have going for them. The day you discover that they are all equally dumb cunts, no matter what they do or where they come from, will set you free. This whole equality bullshit is a toxic lie. Women fuck everything up where you put them in charge. The evidence is all over the place. They cant perform or compete and will always lose to a man. Seriously once you see through the wall of BS society creates around this ‘uncomfortable truth’ you’ll appreciate dictatorships and male dominated cultures.
Ethan Hughes
Lmao being worried about impressing a prostitute you're literally paying to usep. Get your shit together dude.
