Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
>sleep number down 11% Wowe I’m rich If it doesn’t gap up premarket
Chase Nelson
Don’t play after hours earnings, since a lot of them do the shit that Netflix did
Matthew Ross
Just as i was starting to feel good about my life i got my shit kicked in because half of my port is biotech right now. Down 7 or 8 percent this month because of this little charade too.
It'll bounce back I'm sure, but guess i need to start diversifying soon.
I made a random purchase a couple weeks ago >20 botz calls for .05
It came so close to being ITM today. It gets pumped by the NIKKEI every night for a week. Opens up 1%. They expire tomorrow, if they’re worth something I’m gonna bust a nut
Asher Anderson
Yea I noticed Microsoft isn't fluctuating that much. One question tho. If I want to sell the condor, do I open the contract, close it, or sell each call/put individually? I understand the concept of condors but I'm quite new to it.
Justin Bell
JUST'd by LPTX and PHUN again. Down 0.67%. Based BIG DICK AAPL dampened some of the justing though.
We may look back and say based Bernie, thanks for the cheapies. Time will tell.
Lucas Hall
When you group options together on Robinhood you can sell them a unit, or individually (in which case you need to buy back the contracts you wrote first unless you have obscene amounts of collateral). Of course you then risk being fucked by price movement during the time your options aren’t hedged, the advantage being its much easier to sell them individually. But yeah I should’ve noticed MSFT was an ideal candidate by how frustrated I was playing calls on the 120 resistance a couple weeks back
Andrew Green
MY LYFT PUT ACTUALLY SAVED MY ASS I SOLD RIGHT AT 55.88 AND MADE THIUSANDS IM SO FUCKING HAPPY Fuck Bernie Sanders that commie socialist fuckhead
AAPL did great, but I ended up selling half my contracts at the 202 resistance. Gonna buy puts around 11am or 205 milestone, whatever comes first, if it runs tomorrow.
I think the healthcare selloff might be over for now. I hope. Maybe stay lower and roll as the market does til it sells some again before the elections.
I sold my LYFT calls too early, could’ve broken even on them today. LYFT too dangerous right now. It’s predictable, but any positive news will pop it.
Jace Cooper
When XBI hits 60 can someone go through the archives and make a BTC-crash esque compilation of these posts?
Jonathan King
Fuck. This is how I know I’m in for more pain. Thanks for the indicator, but don’t fucking jinx me m8.
Logan King
I knew the last bus for profit was at 60$ bought a few puts and cashed them finally so happy i got on the Lyft put train didn’t expect a bounce back over some Bloomberg interview it’ll probably go back down Thursday hard but I agree too risky to play in anymore for safe investors probably best to wait or buy a small put for late down the road
Hunter Wilson
Betting hard on $msft earnings being good and this quarter being good, hope that new xbawx sells well
I want to see it at 65 right around when UBER IPO hype starts. I’ll buy 1000 outs at a 50 strike and wait for around 12pm on the IPO date and sell when LYFT hits 30.
Evan Bailey
Its all gonna be okay. We're gonna make it. Tomorrow is the dawning of a new day. A golden day.
I put a strangle on XBI so I hope you’re right, or wrong.
Joshua Evans
Scalping QCOM options is extremely fun. Nobody knows what the fuck is happening.
Sebastian Moore
If UBER prices low(48) Lyft will tank on open but if Uber prices high(52) it might see a small drop but then go crab and possibly bleed for a few days while people jump ship to UBER it really depends on them Smart money is on holding for Uber IPO now
Robert Fisher
I'm a retarded ass buy and holder. What should I do to make real money?
Money will flow out of LYFT into UBER while its simultaneously shorted into oblivion in one last hoorah by short sellers before they pile on the top of UBER
Noah Clark
who in their right mind thinks that the uber market cap is anywhere close to accuarte
Grayson White
Ambition is priced in. AMZN buys them in 2 years. Screencap this.
Y'all I was up all night writing a paper and slept through market hours. Only ended up losing like a dollar for today though- pretty conservative portfolio.
My question is why don't my Deutsche Bank puts ever fucking go up when every week the firm gets fined, investigated, shaken down or threatened with international action? I got a Put because it had been on a clear downtrend for the past five fucking years and now of all times it decides to go sideways?
amazon's own rideshare service seems more likely, goven how much legislators hate uber and how uber's tech is partially stolen google tech
Jayden King
What would be a good amount to get in dividends yearly? For example how much would I need to get per year if I bought 1 stock for $10 for it to be a good investment?
no company with a shareprice around 10$ is paying any dividends at all, you would likely beed to be a majority stakeholder in a company to get any serious dividends
James Peterson
How come the tripfags don't hang around as much anymore? We know you aren't busy.
Just buy the fucking Altria dip, and let that sucker DRIP.
Stop, things are bad enough.
What did he mean by this? Nein nein nein?
This, but don’t count out google/weimo. Drivers and users have no particular loyalty to uber and lyft.
But Uber freight is interesting to me
Easton Anderson
Dividends are around 2% per year, so 0.5% every 3 months. For $10 you're getting 50 cents every 3 months.
Camden Hughes
Just got a half Yang of Altria Come at me muthafuckas I’m bad
Aaron Collins
No
Noah Lopez
>This, but don’t count out google/weimo. Drivers and users have no particular loyalty to uber and lyft.
I dont have any long term confidence in any global rideshare service. The taxi buisiness model seems far more lucrative because the buisinesses there can charge their market more accurately, being in only one major city or area. In comparison, rideshare companies have to get their prices compared around the world with huge competition from other rideshare companies and taxis. In the end the system seems sound on paper but compared to the whole world taxi markets it just cant compete in the long term.
Easton Richardson
MAX YOUR IRAs
COUNT IT UP COUNT IT UP COUNT IT UP
Camden Price
The fuck happened to CRON and CGC big spike after hours Bank bill go through? Can’t find news...
Ayden Lewis
When's it gonna move again? Waiting for the next spike.
Aiden Mitchell
Urbanization and smartphone saturation on the rise. Not sure why they’d struggle when they have very little barriers to entry.
CGC bought acreage farms or something
Nig I’ve got a fuckkng year. I’m in no hurry to put money in when consensus is that economy is slowing. I guess I could plunk more in MCD or buy xlp
Lucas Lopez
The time to get out will be just before elections
Cameron Perez
The ride-share model was meant to be exactly that, sharing a ride with someone and split the cost 50/50. It was never meant to be another taxi service.
Lucas Mitchell
They sold like 25 of these. I couldn't believe it.
Only listen to day traders who have absolutely no friends and use this thread as a stream of consciousness so they don’t go crazy from isolation and end up writing a manifesto
Jordan Williams
>it's harmless You realise this thread is orchestrated by marketing agencies?
Eli Sanchez
You’re just a shill for the tinfoil lobby
Andrew Brown
it's fine I'm literally paid by Kraft-Heinz to try and get you kids to buy ketchup and macaroni. and they actually pay me the same whether I succeed or I fail
it gets worse some of us get paid on Friday so we can't use that money for our gambling habits until Monday at open Actually I'll do you one better: my FAT fucking bonus for 2018 doesn't get paid out until Friday, when the markets are cloossseeedddd
RIP my n-word Jesus tho thats my fucking boy right there
Austin Walker
>2016+3 >buying IBM calls Someday I’ll track down the losers that buy my writes and apologize Trades done using other methods (like via fax, or actually physically exchanging shares with another human) get logged and recorded after hours. Often times these are planned days or months in advance . Screws up the charts.
Yeah I’m bummed I sold my 57 strike calls yesterday morning. I expected the court case to go on for months. Scalped good calls at close those. I was trying to get 65 strikes as I was watching it spike on my phone but I was driving 85 on the interstate so
