Get to work an hour late

>get to work an hour late
>send one or two emails
>eat
>play some table tennis
>go home

>get paid high end salary in my country

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>sitting at home post from toilet
>go to “work” when ever
> decide to get back into bed
>still get paid more
Jealous?

>no job
>convert some crypto into fiat when needed
>do nothing
envious?

translation:
>wake up an hour later than usual
>apply for a job at McDonald's or two by email
>eat cold leftovers
>play with my balls
>go home (bed)

>get welfare check which affords me two burgers, which is an improvement in my life

>get to work 2 hours late
>Eat breakfast, get coffee
>go out for lunch
>finish all of my work between 1-5.
>paid is good and live in a low cost of living area.
Pretty comfy. Pretty much 80% of the reason why I stay.

>kms
jealous?

>get to talk to Indian colleagues daily
>They make up all kinds of new ways to use the English language
>Get to fix all their mistakes due to having more than 85 IQ
>Get to talk to all customers to explain all interestingly executed changes

Envious? Working in IT is a dream in 2019

>interacting with indians
>envious

Pick 1

>have a clause in my contract that effectively makes me unfireable unless I REALLY fuck up
>go to work and do nothing but eat free food and do bare minimum which takes like 2 hours
>life’s good man

Only people from poor countries use the wording "my country"

this gave me a small bout of Kekarrhea

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What do you do? Tell me more
That is true i am from poor country

Bamp

>get to office half hour late
>smoke and fuck around for an hour and a half
>go to the job
>wander around some neighborhood for 2 hours

mission complete bois

>get to work 15 minutes early
> start working immediately.
>coworker shows up on time and is working diligently.
>work extra hard so I look better.
>take exact amount of lunch break time.
>take no breaks during the day.
>leave after an honest days worth of work.
>go home dead inside.
>repeat for 14,000 days.

>don't work a 9-5
>jerk off 1 or 2 times
>eat
>do work/hobbies around the house
>stay home

>collect dividends because i wagecucked and invested every free dollar i had for 15 years.

the life of a 33 year old neet

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To all the other wagies here: doesn't it bore you to death of you safe procrastinating?

I've a similar job where I can easily get by working 3h/d and reading the internet the rest of the day. But after 10y, that is really starting to suck

Of course it's soul crushing. It's why I'm in risky investments on top of my other investments. The desperation to escape this cuckery fuels me.

You're a retard if you are simply wasting that time. You should be using it to learn something useful like programming.

>be so lonely and pathetic that Jow Forums is the only place you feel like people will give a shit about your boring life

>of you safe procrastinating
Wat

holy fuck. No one is going to make a comment about Ops pic? wtf happend to everyone

>HAHAHA WOW EPIC TROLL FACE HOWS 2011 TREATIN YOU OP AHAHA WHAT A LOSER
Who gives a fuck

new fag