Would you rather take:
1,000 BTC / 30,000 ETH (pick one)
OR
This thot as your eternal sex slave and future mother of your children.
Moreover: She doesn't age, her body doesn't get rekt by pregnancy, she will give you as many children as you want, and she has a Jow Forums approved worldview.
1000 BTC, I'll have the army of thots that way
Ill take the BTC. Itd be spooky aging while she didnt age.
Jow Forums is fucking stupid though.
Have sex
God damn I think I'd take the Thot
show me her feet
The thot, I could sell that for more than the other things.
1,000 BTC
1000 BTC. How desperate are you for pussy, and to top it off she has a Jow Forums approved worldview?
This chick is 11/10 though.
I'll take the roughly $5 million.
I'm not a racist incel, so a Jow Forumsbrainwashed sex slave isn't particularly interesting to me.
Only 2000 wallets contain 1k+ BTC, and many of those are exchanges. You could eventually be one of the richest people on earth in six years.
>Beauty in a woman without good judgment is like a gold ring in a pig's snout
ill take the btc
i'd take the money and then fuck her anyway like a real man
If you picked her over the money you really need to reevaluate your life.
id rafher have 1 btc than that thot miss me with that gay shit
I bet her boyfriend is already bored of fucking her. 1000 btc pls
If you took 5 million over the chance to sell an immortal human to the highest bidder for dissection you are a pleb.
Faggot nigger
I'd go with the crypto because I'd get sick of her shit eventualy
t. never had sex
30k ETH is the smartest choice BY FAR
Men are programmed to insemitate multiple women, so being with a single one is stupid.
If anything, this thread proves you are an absolute virgin.
1000 BTC all day.
>thinks because he is programmed to do it he can do it
sorry son but ur running windows 95 and you ain't inseminating shit
Sorry, I don't talk with virgin retards.
The crypto (that i would use to become a mega whale). I already have wife and kids.
Do you know how many hoes you get for 1000BTC?
I would take BTC
1000 BTC
I'm pretty sure this Thot will get skin or breast cancer in her 40s
Eyy Pledgecamp, aren't they listing with huobi soon?
Doesn’t age? I would have her pump out a baby every 9 months and create an army of babies to create a white ethnostate in hawaii
That's right. You can't get this with 1000 BTC, you can't even get this with 10000 BTC.
If we are bullshiting we can say she will conceive and deliver a baby every three minutes
As much as waiting for btc to be worth twenty trillion dollars a coin
1000 BTC without question. Dumb thread OP, get a grip.
1000 BTC is only 5 mil. That thot doesn't age though and can give as many children as I want(most boys I'll assume) which seems to me like a very good perk. Also I could probably resell the thot for $20 mil.
1k BTC of course
BTC
not even a question
op undervalued eth so 1k btc and then exchange that for 30303 eth
Even if she doesn't age her skin will still be like lizard hide in a few years.
>Choose
>1000 BTC
>30,000 ETH
>Retarded depended THOT that offers negative return 100% of the time.
What did OP mean by this?
What's the point of returns?
Thot. Money isn't very important.
The THOT all day. I could prostitute her out but I think I'd rather keep her to myself. Plenty of ways to make a fuckload of money.
Then you can have your babies practice polygamy when they reach the minimum healthy breeding age and have exponential growth. Teach the babies how to work and live off the land and sea. Hawaii is the new site for whites to colonize. It is the most isolated population in the planet and can’t be swarmed by the armies of spics like the continental US.
>instathot who doesn't age
>easily makes millions off social media per year
>her popularity will only grow as her looks never fade, ballooning into a billion dollar empire
>plebbitors pick 1000 btc to virtuesignal about how much they hate Jow Forums
based retards
easy... 30k eth ... goto dubai, and enjoy thot life. was it hard retards?
Like THOTS are hard to come by. Markets so oversaturated. When women stopped valuing themselves and threw it all away for sheer dick sucking ability it didn't leave much room for innovation.
10,000 Lition
Gimme dat ETH.
too average looking to ever get a thot like that, so I'll take the thot
wouldn't mind wagecucking if I came home to that
Those picking the crypto are not only getting an objectively worst deal (imagine caring this much about being a NEET), they are not even thinking like proper biznessmen.
the btc please
I was going to say the 1,000 btc until you mentioned the doesn't age bit. In that case I'd constantly make porn of fucking her in various ways and make money off that.
The thot, a woman immune to cucking is without price, for there is not enough money in the world to pay for her.
1,000 BTC. I'd sell it immediately and park 200K in my high yield savings for tax payments and interest and put the other 300K in safe dividend growth stocks and be able to retire about 5 years earlier than I expected.
whoops, that's 5 million. I'd do the same but change it to 2M and 3M and I'd retire immediately
Btc
Thots like this one are, and no amount of money can buy the added benefits stipulated in OP.
I'll take the thot. Anyone saying that having a lot of BTC would have tons thots is stupid. I already have that money, and I dont go around fucking a lot of pussy anyway. Considering that her characteristics are somehow genetics, I would take the chance to make my kids immortals. Kings would line up for my sons to marry their daughters, also, by not aging, they could accumulate a lot of wealth. Traits no money can buy.
after jerking off i came to the conclusion ill take the btc thanks
You had me until Jow Forums approved world view. I'll take the btc and get hundreds of thots just like her.
I can make money but not a loyal wife.
They're right tho
Nope, and you also belong on reddit
Haters gonna hate.
hot
>tells other to go back to plebbit
>comes from Jow Forums, the plebbit of Jow Forums
You need to go back.
Yeah right you fucking fag
Jow Forums is Jow Forums. GTFO and never return.
Jow Forums pwan, pls
30,000 ETH.
I'm gay. I would choose the thot so that could sell my babies and get 30,000 eth that way.
Based degenerate
hhhnnnnnngggghhh i can see her puuuuuuuusssssssyyyy lips
1000 BTC. Why would you choose women over BTC. Anyone choosing the bitch is retarded.
Wew lad...
What is a thot worth, if you don't have money to support her? I'd prefere 1000 BTC, as I could change thots whenever I would like. Even if she wouldn't age I could get bored of her, as it is in every relationship.
I have worked for 1 (One) whole week in my life and I can tell you that I don't want to do it ever again. I will take the Btc so I can be a Neet forever.
i just want to see those boobies
This isn't Jow Forums, why do you guys keep trying to turn Jow Forums into Jow Forums?
You have an entire board to talk amongst yourselves.
LMAO
I have a thot already, just give me my sweet Ether.
Probably take the THOT since you've got a hot but easy personality woman for life. That is not an easy task. Probz impossible.
Only poors take the money considering the personality and other benefits stipulated in the OP.
That said, I need the cash and am willing to do very immoral things to make sure my thots remain my own. (I have ideas.)
I NEED A FUCKING NAME
pls providings the cost of 1000 BTC first pls sirs
1000 BTC and secured as new world elite
1,000 BTC. ETH is a pajeet shticoin, and I would not want some fake titted THOT to be the mother of my children.
Based
Is this even a serious fucking question? I could pick the absolute top of the hotness bubble, or the absolute bottom of the ETH/BTC trading ratio? Fuck outta here there are plenty of females in the 9 - 9.5 range.
>inb4 rising sea levels on Meth Island
Lol
Just lol @ anyone picking money over the woman. She's literally the most valuable thing in world if she contains the genetics(answers) to never age.
Stupid fucking Jow Forums is looking over immorality for fucking imaginary internet money. lmao.
This bitch is a HB 3/10 max. An easy bang for me. Simple case of Bait, Hook, Reel, Release then Hit her with the flipped positive Neg and slowly work my way in and oscillate into being AMOG (Alpha male of group), maximise chances of #Close by using the Compliance Test and slipping into the C&F routine (Cocky & Funny). Next slap her with a Bitch Shield while I analyse her BL and try to avoid falling into any traps her BBF (beta boyfriend) might fall into himself since I want to BMOG him while he's not there. If she gives me any trouble I'll pull out the Don Juan special Grand Master style and force EC (emotional connection) before pushing for the Fuck Close.
If she has AWD then I simply know she's JAW and ditch, she probably doesn't have Survival and Reproduction Value anyway but if it's an SDL (same day lay, for the layman) then I'd SUAL and Check the Buying Temperature and Buy at the spike for a quick turn around. Bang! Easy.
Btc and find a girl that actually loves me
I'll take the BTC. My girl is hotter than her anyway and low miles.
Take the girl. Put her up in shitty motel. 3 guys at a time 100 bucks a pop 20 minutes, that's $900/hr passive income.
i can order a high quality mail bribe with those qualities if i get 30000 ETH