Absolute state of ethereum

This freaky nigga really be da ubermensch out here doin watevea a nigga wants on stage n shit

Dis nigga finna be bezos wealth wun day

Da letscher mensch cant finna wuzza be understand dis nigga motive and overflowing energy, its up in da stars nigga, he dun finna wazza ascended mere mortal

im tryna reech dis level of yolo without da freeky autist hobbies like da ponies and stuff

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>Holding eth
Sure thing, Kumar

God damn this is unironically so fucking concerning.

I see the Ernst & Young adoption of Ethereum made your shit-crusted brain implode on seethe and salt.

>these are the people cryptotards trust with their money

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What the fuck? How do you take these people seriously

I love it, normies will want ETH over that old bitcoin shit

this is the only thing i've ever seen that has made me wonder if ETH is a wise investment

just sold all my huge stack and bought bnb

the only counter-argument that this isn't a sell signal

youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

one small difference
there is like one operating system for PC
and there are 20 smart contract platforms

Frens stop laughing at Vitalik
You can't rap or dance
You see him as competition
He's threatening your chances of getting a waifu
You don't even know what a smart contract is
Vitalik is a chad and a nerd
Take that incels

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PC was in the same situation in the past dear child. Newspapers said it's dead, big names said no one will use them and 10 pc will be enough for a whole nation.

Every single Bitcoin transaction is both a smart contract *and* final, unlike potentially anything on Ethereum.

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I AM SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!

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crypto will be fine
ETH will be 5 bucks again

youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk

BTC had a rollback too faggot.

someone get the badger badger video up

FOCKIN GOLD

youtube.com/watch?v=kUheuFDHSvI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUq41ioFDfk

youtube.com/watch?v=pzagBTcYsYQ - high quality original

>Absolute state of Microsoft
youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

Except the Win95 dance video is way less cringey. It's a bunch of nerds celebrating a launch. Meanwhile, this ETH dance video (which, incidentally, is one of many similar incidents involving Vitacuck's MASSIVE BLACK-HOLE SCALE AUTISM) is on a completely different level.

Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews, sniffing his own armpits, etc. If you're still holding ETH in 2019 I don't know what the fuck to tell you.

This
youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs

This is beyond cringe.

i love it

god i hope lubin or someone else hyper rich is putting them up to this

It's not, there were no memes in 95. It's just the modern version of it. Also high autism level is a good thing.

still as perfect today as the day it was made

did you ever see the video of satoshi rapping? it was even more cringe

A critical error on the protocol justifies a rollback.
A fuck-up of an application built on-top the protocol does not.

The difference is that Steve Ballmer is a charismatic alpha male who is completely self-aware. Vitalik is an awkward cringey robot who doesn't understand what he's doing.

*Jow Forums in 1998
youtube.com/watch?v=9rGBlQBjZZU
>better sell all of my microsoft at $20

>Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews
Link?

you sick faggot, go take your gay fantasies somewhere else

imagine not wanting to make money because you're too cool for some nerds

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based

is Vitalik secretly shorting ETH or what? jesus

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This is far less embarrassing than the badger mushroom incident.

Have you seen Bill Gates and his Windows guys dancing?

People ended up selling all their Microsoft stock right after.

Oh wait...Gates is the richest or second richest man in the world.

You guys laugh at this, but this will unironically lure in the instagram minecraft food stamp celeb worshipping masses. BUY.

They're probably drowning in lambos and pussy at this point. You wouldn't care about dancing stupid on national TV either at that point.

The guy must have quite the CP collection

the pettiness of investors to make the ethereum dev team sing and dance before you provide funding

Vitalik is in the pursuit of cool

>Keep in mind Vitacuck's been filmed rubbing his penis during interviews, sniffing his own armpits, etc. If you're still holding ETH in 2019 I don't know what the fuck to tell you.
Howling desu LOL

he's just adjusting it

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>adjusting his micro penis
no

Bros...WHAT THE FUCK

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It’s funny that you fags think autism and behavior like that is bad for normies. They LOVE that. This humanizes him and makes it all “cute xD”. Vitalik is the only normie-recognized person/symbol in crypto. Satoj doesn’t want to reveal himself, so btc is not in question.

This is extremely bullish

Sold

you what what fuck it i agree

Why do they put grown men trough this?

I'm fuckin dead. got the armpit gif?

Hey hey hey.

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>Implying he doesn't have a massive schlong
Uninitiated brainlet

kek bump

i just sold. Imagine sergy do this in the future