What kind of connections/experience/cash do you need to launch a successful bikini coffee business?

What kind of connections/experience/cash do you need to launch a successful bikini coffee business?

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If you're asking this question on a Tibetan wind chime forum then I'm afraid you've already failed.

But to answer you question,
>connections
Know women that are willing to work in this kind of role (Best bet is strippers that want a cleaner line of work)
>experience
Barista experience (duhh), management experience, and experience running a small business.
>cash
enough to buy a pre-existing coffee shop (far cheaper than starting anew), money for renovations and remodeling, cash for stock and then enough runway to operate at zero for at least 3 months.

>tattoos
hard pass

>bikini coffee business

Is this a west coast thing?
I've never seen one here in the midwest.

seattle washington and san jose
(the tech hubs)

Strippers, but not for a cleaner line of work desu
It’s so they can have a legit job for tax man

One brappacino please. Make sure there's foam on top

And Arizona
I used to go to the one by my house all the time

>seattle washington and san jose

Ah ok. That makes sense.
It would probably make a killing here in the midwest, because men here are starved of seeing women in anything less than full clothing (there really are no beaches).

Strip clubs here in the midwest do ok, even though they're all run by shitheads with no business sense.

Maybe in a few years when I have more cash I'll open one of these in the midwest.

what about just a stripper delivery service? like uber eats, except something like boober eats

This is the one think that would make me willing to step foot in a restaurant.
Are you allowed to touch them?

left girl is best girl

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Look at her left leg. Tattoo.

Look at her face. She's really hot. Middle chick definitely eats ass which is a huge plus in her favor too. Right does nothing for me.

The middle is so cute I’d pay for her laser tattoo removal procedure

WRONG

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You need a fucking city that will allow you to even do it.


There is a reason these are all located in an area of Washington state.

no he's right

They're also here in the central valley of Cuckafornia

s-sauce

Yeah just learned that, and apparently Arizona too.

Danni Meow is/was working out of one.

Fuck off niggerspic, we need more left

left is easily best u fucking monkey

you smot

id like their assholes unfortunately

Daily reminder that these thots are posted here so the Jews can prevent you researching the best crypto to invest in.
No go fap goyim, stop wasting your time thinking about ways to become rich. Just touch your pee pee and please get circumcised goys. Nobody likes a cumskin, we need those for research purposes too.

you just need them to be down to fuck for a buck whores
for the rest of the business to succeed

otherwise it is pointless

and to profit off boner pills and cocaine

You need more women that look like this in order to be successful.

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