>tfw you realize you pay to jerk off
Tfw you realize you pay to jerk off
Jose Anderson
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Isaac Harris
>not toilet paper so you can flush it
Blake Myers
>2019
>still jacking off
never gonna make it
Adrian Bell
>be mutilated burgerclap
>remember I have to buy lotion to jerkoff
>cry
Jace Anderson
Full Monk mode
Angel Ramirez
I jerk off dry and then eat my semen its completely free
Alexander Morales
I just use my saliva
Sebastian Rivera
>not having a cumrag or cumsock
Easton Lopez
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Lincoln Powell
it's a pretty good deal desu, only pennies per ejaculation. do you even realize how much hookers cost, let alone gfs
Dominic Williams
I always use a glass or cum on the back of my hand.
Ethan Roberts
Just spray into the toilet bowl, who the fuck uses toilet paper.
Jaxson Long
This but I drink it out of the cup after. Ain't gay if it's my own
Jacob Hernandez
>tfw you jerk off at all
Why not just have a girl to bust your loads on? Something isn’t adding up here.
>inb4 incel cope
Benjamin Brooks
Girls don't want to fuck all the time my dude.
Chase Jenkins
I think you're on the wrong board my dude.
Aaron Nguyen
>close tip of foreskin when i ejaculate
>waddle over to toilet to unload
>wash off in sink
Are you guys even trying
Jayden Watson
>not just freely spraying your ejaculate like a real man
youtube.com
Aiden Myers
just a tip "my dude"
i'm a skinnyfat boomer, and the women i date have consistently wanted me more than i can get it up (>2-3 times a day)
girls love sex. they love when you pull their hair and choke them, they love when you undress them forcefully, they love when you rape them, and they love when you push all of the above a little too far, so they can get angry at you, and they love when they get over the top apologies and lyrical professions of love out of you for being such a big bad monster
what they don't love, is some limp-wristed loser who takes himself too seriously, capitalizes shit on imageboards, unironically uses "my dude", thinks a good chit-chat is uni workload or music concerts, asks for consent before anything, and basically acts in every way like a perverted little brother. NOT sexy
stop being a fag, you're doing both you and whoever you hook up with a disservice
William Parker
KYS FAGGOT
Kevin Green
tldr