Fap 13 times a day on average

>fap 13 times a day on average
>if I go more than an hour without jerking off my balls and dick ache so much that I can’t concentrate
>NEET since high school because of this
>can’t even stay outside for more than 30 minutes before I start getting urges to bust nut
>tried noporn
>lasted 3 hours
>tried nofap
>I didn’t even last hour and half

How do I fix myself

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Have you tried sucking dick?

just get a job, you can't masturbate if you're forced to be around other people

Fap once a day by saving it all up right before you go to bed for a massive orgasm

follow the eight fold path and find enlightenment you man whore

I cant concentrate if I go more than an hour without fapping.

I tried, can’t last more than hour and half without rubbing one off

13 times? Wow, if you weren't a fat ass I'd blow you 15 times a day

>I cant concentrate if I go more than an hour without fapping.
It's entirely in your head. You can if you think you can.

Well at least you get to bust nut a dozen times a day. I'm a dude in my mid 20's and haven't fapped or had sex in like 5 years. My sex drive is pretty close to zero and no i'm not taking pill/drugs or alcohol.

You will have more pleasure by saving it up for one before-bed hour long fap session lad. At least try.

Show me your ways

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Fuck this sounds terrible. I’ve been nofap for nearly 80 days (bust with gf) and have never felt more level-headed in my life. It’s been getting better too, joy is coming back as well. Daily tasks don’t seem like chores any more. You fix yourself by going cold turkey and dealing with the withdrawals of over-masturbating. It’s diff for everyone but you will probably experience some; depression, anxiety, dysphoria, insomnia, lack of appetite etc. you’re literally frying your dopamine receptors in your current state. If your life isn’t a total mess right now, it will be sooner or later if you keep this habit going. Shits terrible user, take it from me

t. Nofap experimenter for 7 years

Damn, think some girls would be interested in that kind of performance.

Test

He's obviously suffering from low testosterone. You can replicate this yourself by:
>Making s()y a main staple of your diet
>Becoming overweight or doing rigorous cardio every day, whichever you prefer
>Becoming vegan or eating lots of fast food every day, whichever you prefer
>Never lifting or doing any type of strength training
>Drinking lots of sugar/fructose based drinks

Side effects may include but are not limited to:
>Chronic fatigue
>Becoming easily frustrated, irritated and emotional
>Lack of self-control, impulsiveness, random outbursts
>Voting for liberal politicians
>Becoming a champion for women's rights
>Loss of spiritual faith
>Loss of self-preservation instincts
>Becoming subconsciously repulsive to healthy women and a target for predatory women

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Increase it to 20 and then at the end of the circus get a really good hooker. You do this one day and you will escape hell. Make sure the hooker is really really good (fucking without condom, young and your type, into your wildest fetishes, electrocution orgasm etc.)
Let it all out, just make sure to not kill the whore afterwards.

You are living in constant stress because you might be fappin it several times a day. But your body doesnt calm down. You need to step it up in order to see how far you can fall. Thats when your real inner self realizes its time to relax...or worse, but atleast then its over.

How do I short chronic masturbators?

Fix yourself? You don’t need to. Register at different sperm banks and spend your day driving between them and making bank

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get a girlfriend.

>the absolute

I'm none of these things though.

You are alpha chad

How do you even end up so fucking pathetic?

You are a weak willed subhuman monkey. Basically a nigger.

Chastity

cut off your dick

DK?

Stop eating fucking sugar and refined carbs. Fuck. LIFT HEAVY SHIT. Thats 90% of your problem solved. Guaranteed.

you good nigga

talk to a doctor

you fulfill all criteria for addicts, get professional help instead of asking stupid faggots and loosers @Jow Forums

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Don't force yourself in extreme mode. You reduce it slowly:
1. week fap 12 times a day
2. week fap 11 times a day
3. week fap 10 times a day
4. week etc.

Until you're on a 1-2 fap per day. You need a strong will though. Or just seek a therapist if it doesn't work out.


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