I'm going to see a 7 or 8 out of 10 Asian girl in a few hours and nervous.
She has been autistic as fuck over tinder, I have invited her to a walk. She has specifically said she liked my profile cause wasn't stereotypical Chad and sort of funny. We talked about generic uni stuff and TV, she said she wanted to see game of thrones and I said I'd send her my torrented version so bringing laptop.
I'm not sure if she's a catfish or not but going anyway. In general how should I go about this? I'm not too bothered about fucking her cause going to get drinks with genuine 9 next week who was far more eager. I assume absolutely no physical contact?
Just touch her on the arm or lower back a few times and you can bang
Nathaniel Diaz
nigger. relax. she's probably just as nervous as you and the two of you both being nervous will absolutely kill any vibe. just be funny, charming and outgoing. show energy, be alert, make funny little remarks (dont bash her though or make fun of her). not sure what you mean by absolutely no physical contact. physical contact is allowed if she's showing signs of letting her touch her (like a little pat on her bag, touch her arm, etc). just dont be a fucking creep. ANYTHING you would say on here, don't say it in person.
Luke Lewis
Alright thanks. I am a kvhandholdless so really not sure how this stuff works
Alexander Powell
This. Also, unironically be yourself. As you said, she’s not looking for the stereotypical chad so don’t try be something you’re not. Be casual, relaxed, friendly and chatty. Make some funny remarks/small jokes (but nothing overly edgy). Avoid touchy subjects like politics, religion, gender etc. unless she initiates it. Whatever you do, don’t act needy/desperate. That’s a huge turn off for most girls. Act like you’re on the same level as her or higher (but obv don’t be a dick).
Brayden Rogers
Will you show her your portfolio?
Adrian Johnson
>just be funny, charming and outgoing shut the fuck up.
Oliver Foster
i can tell youre a virgin
Benjamin Nguyen
you wanna know how?
Jacob Flores
>I said I'd send her my torrented version so bringing laptop smooth
Luis Richardson
Pics pl0x. Also curious on your bio sempai.
Gavin Bennett
She will look completeky different irl than her photos. They use photoshop to turn a 5 into an 8 in pictures. I have experience.
Brayden Campbell
you're right that's why am telling you that it's the worst advice you could give
Eli Gray
Also the reason she isn't looking for a a stereotypical chad is because she knows the chad will pump and dump her so she will settle for you.
Tyler Adams
BEE
Jayden Bailey
Lol
Owen Rogers
Imagine thinking anyone gives a fuck
Go post on r9k you fucking retard this is business and finance
Joshua Ramirez
After you guys connect and laugh a bit, hold her hand while you walk. She will love it
Ayden Edwards
Lol then you're not doing it right you dork. I've seen literal neckbeards get decent looking women regularly through social presence alone. Shit, I've even seen handicapped dudes get laid with nothing more than a great sense of humor.
Quit projecting your shitty insecurities.
Asher Howard
Not posting pics before incels dox or spam her.
Sorry can't post bio on 3g so don't get banned and pos phone won't upload before catches times out. It was mostly jokes, mentioned height and doing PhD next year. Currently a student
Samuel Hall
>just be yourself >just be a Chad FUCK OFF FUXK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK
Carter Rogers
asian means paki in bongland, right?
Joseph Foster
...
Bentley Watson
She's a Chinese immigrant
Ryan Stewart
haha you are an faggot
Jose Morales
>shy, not interested etc >going to sleep now dude don't do that sort of stuff it comes off as super desperate and insecure it's one of those "ok you fucking chink I was just trying to be nice, fuck you" situations waiting to happen
Tyler Roberts
Also be black, bitches love the BBC
Nathan Richardson
Op here if she is not a catfish she is without doubt autistic. I think I'm the first person she's spoke to on it. I've arranged dates with other girls fine.
Isaiah Torres
what incentives you to post this in every such thread?
James Young
So you reply to him and think about what he said Well done for taking bait
Joseph Robinson
Top kek, posting it for the first time. Also never seen it posted before. I guess it's already a meme because this advice is on par with the previous advice. Be charming, even though you're boring, be funny, even though you're an autist and don't understand humor and also try to be black.
Do I really have to break it down for you? Are you an autist as well?
