THE COMPLETE HOLO SHILLING GUIDE

I noticed an infusion of newfags on Jow Forums lately asking about Holo.
I decided to make this guide for you so that you faggots stop asking retarded questions about things that were already discussed to death here after the ICO.
Also if you are a Holochad, save this and reply with it to newfags.
If you are a no-holo, feel free to FUD so I can debunk it in version 2.

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i sold some of my holo for lition

oh look it's this pajeet again that shits in every Holo thread.

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why user, why? i am an ico fag and feel bad for the brainlets buying our bags at these prices kek. i also like your effort but think we should go stealth, holo needs no shills

because if these retards don't realize that they only need to buy Holo and wait, they will put their money in shitcoins where they will get scalped and shaken by the whales until they are broke. This in turn will be giving the whales more power to manipulate this shit market even more.

I'd rather the flow of money be:
shitcoins -> holo
instead of
BTC->shitcoins->whales->BTC

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My turn:

-HOT is fucking rc20 token

-its fucking dag/web api for daps and dont even compete for same space/usecase as eth not turing complete no smart contracts etc (holofags claim it everyday in shills)

-eth genesis wallet invested DID NOT invested only in holo it did in tezos and polkadot (lmfao) so its not bright individual

-0 proof shit can acually work (0 holochain daps, 0, zero, nada)

-0 proof shit is acually safe (no global consensus= 10000 lvl of risk)

-how holo not next iota and project trying to lauch network year after year

-pricewse it can't brake same 0.001500 USD channel since it started

-I'll admit its cool idea but not crypto or worth 200 milion

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>-HOT is fucking erc20 token
This is what I'm confused about. How is it it's own blockchain if it's on the fucking etgerium blockchain

Thanks based holofren

Why did you crop Radix from the graphic? Very insecure

Nice

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Swap on mainnet. Like with every erc20 placeholder token.

didn't do his homework on this one

Holoshit will never EVER have a real working relationship with firefox. NEVER FUCKING EVER. Screencap this, print it out, stick it up your ass.
Holoshit is a hippy vaporware hardware scam and will never produce anything worthwhile.
You are a twat.

seething

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>this

have sex

Yes. Utter fucking scam, these threads are offensive to my eyes.

i sold some of my holo for lition

OK. Bend over faggot

Where we are going we won’t need eyes to see

When is the swap going to happen?

Tickle my pee pee. Teehee.

>feel free to FUD so I can debunk it

Posts bunch of pasta and memes

I think HOLO is new skycoin for next few years desu its like honeypot for retards

"muh much hard to get tech its NEXT INTERNET but to hard to understand"

LMFAO

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>is new
>its like honeypot
>hard to get tech
>its next internet
>to hard
t. Rural and suburban retard

these people are all balls deep in HOT

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>has full VM
>no smart contracts / isn't turing complete

Also humm.earth is running the code right now and you go use it (the entire site is being served from holo nodes)

Clutter also is running

Well I for one can't wait to be rich/have thrown my money away

>I think HOLO is new skycoin for next few years desu its like honeypot for retards
/thread

Holo will replace everything, I'm only holding other coins for a short term gains before reaching "making it" with Holo

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i don't even care about them missing every single deadline they ever put up (shipping holoports in may 2018, mainnet swap in october 2018 to name the most important ones) because i'm lazy, too. but there's a few thing about that copy pasta that are utterly wrong, atleast i think so, maybe you can correct me. by the way, i bought 200 million hot during the ICO and know a fucking lot about it's fundamentals, just haven't kept up with anything since september when i sold the pump.
so, you mentioned holochain being agent-centric, which is why it's so fast, but later you said that other blockchain platforms would be interested in running on holochain. why the fuck would any blockchain platform be interested in running on an agent-centric platform without global consensus? that would negate the point in having a blockchain in the first place. it wouldn't make sense.
this renders like half of the entire pasta useless because it's all based on holochain profiting from all the traffic it gets from other "blockchain projects" that are being ported to holochain (if you're aware of holochain's consensus model this sentence sounds dumb as fuck)
other than that, the whole premise of "we're going to make sooo much money my fellow holochads" is based on a crazy amount of speculation and so far, everyone involved is just looking to profit off SELLING holofuel. but who's going to buy all that fuel? (it's a rhetorical question, i know the answer)
they haven't even released a testversion of their product yet, but you already assume that it'll be hassle-free to use, the pasta even says "billions of people (anyone with a web browser [can use it]). the people who are using the apps won't even be aware that they were build on holochain." like nigger what? that's the farthes reached argument i've ever heard in crypto. you're either dreaming or lying to people. sorry if they already released their product on a testing server in the meantime and it's a pleasure to use, my bad then

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You're just another guy stuck in the blockchain mindset who has enough understanding of holo to see some possible fud but not enough understanding in holo to understand that the fud is actually unbased and that holo is the last chance for a neet like you to x100, make it financially and have a chance to participate in the revolution of internet and information by becoming holo and learning the code.
>Know fucking lot about it`s fundamentals
>you mentioned holochain being agent-centric, which is why it's so fast, but later you said that other blockchain platforms would be interested in running on holochain. why the fuck would any blockchain platform be interested in running on an agent-centric platform without global consensus? that would negate the point in having a blockchain in the first place. it wouldn't make sense.
>bought 200 million that i sold during pump
I can see that you are larping and don't actually understand shit cause you wouldn't be asking such stupid question if you knew only a little bit.
The reason why you want the blockchain to be ''ported'' on holochain is because holochain is on layer under. If you own your shitcoins online, you want to access this ''online'' via holochain, because holochain is essentially the net decentralized. It's agent-centric, you own your own identity ''online'', and getting access to whatever you want, and it should be the way to access your decentralized money if you have it online.
But that's just holochain, holo is also fucking incredible. You make your happ as a developper. It can be anything, a youtube, a facebook, whatever, you can monetize it the way you want(ads, paywall, whatever), pay holofuel to anyone who wants to host, grow the network, become holo, use holo, own your data, stop getting scammed by surveillance capitalism, participate to the revolution. Don't be on the wrong side of history anons. This project is truly the Jow Forums coin. DYOR, understand holo, it could change your life. fuck google

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When is the actual product going to be released?

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Yeah me too, lition= sap, holo has nothing but ugly hippie tier team

What was ICO price?

this is embarrassing, even for /biz standards. you missed the point and then called me larp, just for the sake of it. it's not a coincidence that you're so poor you have to call someone larp for saying he has 40 btc, you know that? if you don't get the topic, there's no point in answering. unfortunately the dumbest people are always the loudest

look user, almost everything you wrote in your long ass text is untrue. I answered the little part of your long ass text that seemed to almost be a question, which was the part about why put blockchains on holochain, and which is also the part that shows you don't understand shit about holochain while (Knowing a fucking lot about it).
Truly fucking pathetic, at least reread your post if you are going to invest so much time and energy into it, cause there are some very obvious logical fallacies and it just looks like one big larp. You have 40btc? good for you faggot I got 120 and half of it is in holo cause it will outgrow most of this market. The rest is bnb and btc. now get the fuck out of this thread if you don't have any substance.

it's critical for most, if not all of these platforms to have global consensus, which they need a blockchain for, not an agent-centric ledger. you didn't answer shit during your low iq rant which is why i told you
> if you don't get the topic, there's no point in answering. unfortunately the dumbest people are always the loudest
and still you go on embarrassing yourself, by the way, if someone has 120 btc, he doesn't call someone with 40 btc larp, he calls him poorfag.

Take your time and try to make sense when you type please, I'm trying to help.
A blockchain running on holochain is still it's own entity, it's just that it is sitting on holochain. There is no question in your question. The problem that you imagine is non-existence, and I'm pretty sure that it is because you lack understanding in the tech.

Holochain is just a layer under, which I tried to make you understand already

anyways when he says holo will get all the traffic the other platforms get, its not by the platform going on holochain, its just holochain being superior tech than those platform.
running a blockchain entirely on holochain would make a part of holochain become a blockchain

Where's its ears?