What the fuck is their problem? I want to get just one fucking match and I will instantly delete this piece of shit and never use it again. one fucking match.
I bet they are targeting people like me with this tinder plus and tinder boost bullshit, knowing that I won't quit until I get the one single match I'm looking for. At this point I don't even want nothing to do with some random degenerate whore, I just want the fucking match. Is that too much to ask for? I literally make a new profile every half a year, with high confidence, "this time I will get a match", but every time my hopes get brutally destroyed. The app is fully rigged and they are squezing every single penny out of your pockets with their bullshit P2W shit which doesn't even work. They are using people like me just like casinos are using addicted gamblers. I fucking hate these jews.
what the fuck am I supposed to do in order to get the desired match and break myself free of this prison set by jews? Do I have to walk up on the street to a random roastie and threathen her to give me the fucking like on tinder.
why do you want a "match" so badly? the truth is that even if you are completely average, there's always gonna be fatties and single mothers desperate enough to like you, but you won't necessarily like them back so there won't be a match. if you really wanna know if people like you just fucking pay for tinder gold and shut the fuck up.
Ryan White
horrendous innit. then again, go outside and meet a woman
oh yeah, you dont know how to. me neither. we're stuck in this fucking dystopian nightmare
Adrian Thomas
Post a pic of yourself.
Samuel Martin
Honestly the problem is probably you. Tough pill to swallow, but likely the root of your predicament.
Dylan Rodriguez
You can hide some of your face if you’re paranoid.
Evan Turner
Like I said, I just want to get the match for the sake of it. I can't believe that there is not a single women who would even accidently give me a like. the game is fully rigged
Daniel Jenkins
You’re just ugly and autistic
William Cook
>Tinder thread inb4 200 replies
Chase Johnson
I dont think you appreciate the competition you're up against. Average women have their pick of countless chads, if your profile does not make you look like a 9 or 10 or super interesting, there's no chance
Xavier Scott
Post face. You can compile a montage and not tell us which face is yours, and we'll assess them all
Andrew Taylor
and why should they? do you even understand with how many men you're competing? stop thinking in pre-social media tinted glasses, you're literally up against thousands of dudes in one area, also consider than women would rather fuck the same hot guy than settle for somebody else and you'll realize that the odds are not in your favor. I guarantee you there is a normal woman out there who you could match with but given the situation, just how likely is this to happen? not much. just deal with it faggot
Joshua Young
>tfw live in rural area and only have 50 matches feels bad
Adrian Evans
Are you not man enough to swipe right on beauties like this?
Don't worry about it too much Prandeep, all pajeets have a tough time getting matches.
Eli Diaz
Obese, polgyamous, single mothers, tattoos, extremely unattractive is what I get in the states. Cute but not hot, quirky, intelligent, sweet, generous, normal weight is what I get when I travel outside the states.
Idk how to put this without sounding like a fag but the last girl I fucked said verbatim “you look like a college chad” and even I got sub par results from tinder. Sure I had over a hundred matches but I had to dance like a court jester and say all the right things to get girls far uglier in person than their pictures to meet up, most of the sex was extremely sub par as well (though one art hoe off there was one of the best lays of my life but she ghosted). Tinder gives these thots unlimited options, don’t play their game lads. You have to be damn near a male model, have perfect pics and amazing text game to pull above average girls on tinder. The internet had me stooping to girls far below my capabilities, get your shit together and talk to girls irl, they lose their shitty attitude in person.
Colton Miller
Cringe.
Christopher Reed
sad state of affairs
Charles Wood
I'm pretty sure meeting up with a 7 or 8 and having date arranged with 9 next week is approaching chad tier or maybe already there.
Kayden Barnes
It's because of the structure of your face and shitty profile bio and lack of self-awareness of it is the cringe part.
Brayden Taylor
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!
Jose Butler
Also why don't you post yourself or give us some chad advice?
Everyone here is so eager to criticise each other yet no one ever offers help or ideas.
Brayden Nelson
Are you saying I have a Chad face? I'm fairly sure I don't and have been successful cause funny
Clear skin hygiene, defined jaw, low-body fat, full head of hair, nice teeth. You're also 6'3".
Your profile could say "pee pee poo poo buy link" and you would have chicks messaging you regardless. Everything is wrong with it.
Dominic Gonzalez
in my criteria, I'm absolute chad. But the thing is, that everyone has their own criteria. I acknowledge the fact that my criteria is very different from the majority.
the fun part is that I actually managed to lose my kissless status by making out with absolute 5/5 goddess just a week ago, after giving an hour long monolog lecture of my superiority. that was pretty bizarre desu.
All these responses to this comment are exactly what you need to hear user, based asf
Blake Cooper
The reason you don't get matches is cause your profile fucking reeks of non-self awareness. Bet you have mirror selfies you tiny feeble faggot.
Carter Barnes
Why is this on Jow Forums - Business & Finance?
Noah Peterson
>increase your search range to max >don't log in for a few days >log in >decrease your search range to min >only get the people who liked you >??? >profit
Or if you somehow can't get any matches still, increase the time you don't open tinder. Longer you are off tinder, harder algorithm works to find you a match so it can spam you to open it.
Charles Gomez
because I'm Jow Forumsnessman actually not what are the odds, that no one accidently or inadvertenly likes my profile? that is my point. Tinder isn't even showing it to anyone.
>be black >at a huge disadvantage when it comes to online dating >still have 660 matches on tinder
If you’re white and can’t do well on tinder, then you’re truly ugly
Adrian Barnes
hahaha we are the same bruh. whats funny is i have been growing braids, which I know is a turn off for a bunch of uppity white hoes in my city, yet have still been pulling at decent rates this past year. u ugly fools need to hit the gym and stack link
Christopher Perry
Do you live in some garbagetier rural town? It's fine if you are under 35 and live in a high density area, even if you're not a chad. Just have some charm or something interesting in your profile. Maybe you're just boring or live in some rural hickville.
Do you swipe right on every profile? Maybe you'd have matched with some uggo you swiped left on.
Cooper Torres
Have sex.
Jose Morales
20yo in a million+ habitant metropolis.
Wyatt Harris
Think like a true Jow Forumsnessman. Whores get paid to have sex with men, you get paid for selling cryptocurrency. Would you expect someone to randomly give you 50 bucks in BTC or ETH if you just post your address everywhere? No, of course not, then why do you expect the same thing from the sex market? What you're doing is asking people to give you for free a commodity that has a price. It's no wonder it's going to be almost impossible.
You and I just aren't attractive - and women only want to fuck attractive men. Tinder is real life but streamlined. Accept it or surrender to the negativity.
Bentley Hall
No tips but here's a kek from this past weekend
She was a absolute brap hog milf and I was still wasted so couldn't even tell lmak
>woke her up to jerk off on her >didn't jack off and wake her up to a blast of jizz into the eye socket
Hunter Davis
Not sure if they still have the feature, but I got so many dates on that app just by connecting my instagram to my profile. It's a business IG that has like 30k+ followers. Before I did it I was rarely able to get past having a basic convo. After adding my IG it was like night and day. They trust you more and high follower counts are just as good as having millions of dollars to them. Pretty wild but it works.
Ethan Robinson
She must have been still water also because I fucked her then just pulled out all over her body
Benjamin Miller
then she's just bitching about not orgasming
Carson Davis
Clout is seriously the most important thing to thots now.
Clout>wealth>looks>personality
Connor Nelson
Wow, you must be grotesque. RIP.
Sebastian Nelson
My fellow nigga
Oliver Hall
plz write PhD instead of phd
Nolan Anderson
Post conversation and I'll let you know if you're going to smash.
yeah,I don't get it. inb4 >go to gym and be yourself literally 5 years of training, 6'2 ; 198lbs ; ~11-12% bodyfat My noticeably asymmetric face makes it all worth nothing.
Dude literally go on Instagram and find smutty bitches in your area and ask how much they charge. Instagram is backpage now just be discreet and ask to talk over kik or something Check for the lipstick emoji it’s a unanimous sign of escort service be warned though it won’t be cheap(1k starting) otherwise call one over some escort service damn why are incels so dumb
Cooper Stewart
the be yourself meme isn't for you but for the other party. Nobody wants to weave through bullshit to discover a POS.
Ryder Ramirez
>implying that I'm a degenerate who can't resist biological powers kek. what a degenerate you must be if you genuinely propose that.
Lol so you’re a masochist then? I mean seeing how sex is pretty easy to pay for nowadays and you’re obviously starved enough of it you had to shitpost about it here it sounds like you just want (You)’s
Asher Peterson
moar plz
Brandon Price
Currently waiting for this slut to message. Will ruin.
did you even read the thread? I said many times that only thing I'm interested in is getting a match on tinder. nothing else. I can easily maintain celibate, when I can look at myself through mirror and masturbate
You're too ugly for modern society. This is the issue.
Brody Sanchez
Massive cringe
Joseph Flores
This is post hits the nail on the head and no replies? For fucking shame. user you are me.
Easton Rogers
This is correct. Real world I can pull 7-9's. Online that switches to 5-7's. Women have too many options online. Some of the average ones that I'm casual with show me their matches and they basically have every dude imaginable hitting them up constantly.
Dylan Morales
tinder only works if you're not ugly and you know how to text-flirt
Gabriel Howard
Yet you want the dopamine hit from getting a match on tinder.... But are unable to. It's time to realise your lot in life buddy and suck it up.
Leo Green
What will be the catalyst that gets women back in line? I’m projecting a generation of suicidal cat ladies or roasties that will have to settle for a beta and wind up on Prozac because they hate their lives so much. Problem is they will cope and blame men, something needs to happen to balance the scales. Imagine 30 years ago before cell phones, no woman could juggle 5-10 dudes a week unless they were really something special I would imagine (if any legit boomers are in here and care to confirm or correct this idea it would be appreciated). If someone can figure out an app or something that takes them off the pedestal and makes the dating game at least resemblance of 30-40 years ago they would make a killing.
Josiah Parker
Let me guess she pump and dumped you? It’s cool banging girls like that but eventually you realize all of them are stringing along and possibly fucking 5+ dudes at a time and it gets old/feels gross if you have morals slightly above a nigger.
Aaron Gomez
Just come to south Texas you'll get TONS of matches. Lived up north never had any matches. Move to Texas, fucking Tinder stays lit 24/7.
Lucas Taylor
I got banned from tinder.
Liam Morgan
It's fucking easy to get a match. I a 25 kissless virgin and actually downloaded Tinder back in 2016, before I accepted that I will die a virgin. I got around 250 matches in 3 months, not including bots. I think a lot of people just swipe right by default. Anyone can get a match. But women only want Chad.
