Chainlink is the Theranos of crypto

Chainlink is the Theranos of crypto

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You mean it's going to reach a 4.5bn valuation?

Except that we can see the code.

*takes 32 million from investors to buy Big Macs*
heh, nothing personnel kid

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and Sergey can actually suck a dick properly

I completely agree user. Watching the hbo doc that just came out made me realize how much Theranos and Chainlink have in common

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Based. Cardano also comes to mind.

THANOS

wtf is wrong with her bottom mouth?

Their anus

Dude what the fuck is a bottom mouth?

>bottom mouth

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correct, they've delivered nothing but fake partnerships. Theranos also had countless partnerships and never delivered working products

raising 32mil and hiring 3 cheap devs to write some code that will never get used isn't exactly difficult. Theranos also had useless machines yo could "see", but they didn't work, like Chainlink.

cope
the testnet works you dumb faglord
the real question you should be asking is: will the protocol behind it really get adoption by APIs? will people shy away from smart contracts? They are now, we still don't have insurance based off smart contracts

Streets are the toilets of india

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Scamlink testnet is absolutely not decentralized. Centralized oracles already exist and have no value. Can't wait for the 95% dump after mainnet is released.

I want to know what kids between her and Zuckerberg would look like

how much progress has the chainlink team made so far??

>american education
check out Protostomia and Deuterostomia you fucking brainlets

jesus is like im offending some pajeet goddess or some shit. I could use some technical term, but you obviously would've find some other shit to deflect the question.

Her and Zuck have to be humanoid siblings right?