How do i short Tesla?
How do i short Tesla?
Jordan Russell
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Ian Sullivan
Take the wheels off.
Jose Butler
Buy Tesla stock
David Roberts
set your money on fire
Robert Price
Short TeslaQ instead by naked shorting long 250 puts & hedge by shorting an auto ETF.
The Tesla shorting community is one of the most batshit insane ones I've ever seen. Even if you are just buying and selling shares, the optimal position has always been do to the exact opposite of what the average short is doing to profit from them being forced to cover. Buy when short interest is high, sell when the shorts have been covering.
David Smith
Lmao that motherfucker browses Jow Forums 100%. Went from Jow Forums to /a/.
Jace Walker
Based Musk
Jack Lewis
Jesus it’s real wtf. Did he just stop giving a fuck? Did he ever?
Michael Robinson
Either he's high as fuck, or he just went crazy imho. Probably cause he's close to being liquidated due to tesla stock going so low
Landon Myers
Simply Ebin
Alexander Cooper
anime is a mistake
Benjamin Stewart
What's bad about that
Henry Jenkins
he loves triggering people like you
Michael Garcia
Better be at least referencing Brotherhood
Caleb Baker
FAKE FAKE FAKE
SHOPPED SHOPPED SHOPPED
Sebastian Bell
he's definitely a linky
Ryan Diaz
He is literally just acting like a normal human being and everyone is shitting themselves over it, priceless
Elijah Jones
40% of his board just resigned and his net worth will spiral to zero due to pledged share loans if Tesla goes below 230. Could have something to do with it but idk
Charles Long
>his net worth will spiral to zero
>he doesn't know elon is all in LINK
>he thinks elon wont be a trillionaire EOY
Xavier Brown
That's literally unironically why I own shares, I would rather have some autist running the company than some puppet CEO cackling behind the scenes
Dominic Young
He absolutely gives no fucks at all except having fun and trying out his experiments. That's what makes him based.
Ayden Wilson
How can one autist be so fucking based brehs?
Leo Campbell
TAKE THAT BACK!
Dominic Reyes
Pro tip: every musk and tesla hater will convert after one test drive of a model 3
The kids who are just starting to drive now all want teslas not ICE cars. Shorting the future is retarded and the shorter sellers are way more of a cult than the fans
Michael Butler
imagine being this based
William Foster
He's just someone with mild autism that was given infinite power, money, and a cult following.
Henry Edwards
Does Eric Musk watch anime or what?
Isaac Green
Jose Watson
thats edward elric from fullmetal alchemist. one of the most patrician shows ever
Luke Morgan
but i liek it
Jacob Price
He's right tho. Two nukes wasn't enough.
Justin Smith
>implying more nukes won't bring the age of Super Anime VR/AR aged Dynasty
That shit is gonna be radioactive
Adrian Morris
Millennials grew up with FMA if anything this is a reason to stay long
Boomers barely have a hold of the market anymore
Zachary Scott
our g/a/y
Brandon Gonzalez
Aaron Rivera
Hey Elon
Matthew Davis
Obvious marketing tactic, tesla stocks gunna rise by another 5% due to anime
Isaiah Allen
impressive
Elon is truly a visionary and individual
he is far more in touch with the "future" than anyone else. FMA is the ultimate bridge between normie faggots and anime weebs, and he has nailed it.
as a true connoisseur, i look down on FMA and think its shit, but I still respect the move.
Aaron Stewart
Tesla sells like 80 percent of all electric cars on the market yet every fucking day I hear in the same sentence that demand is low and competition well hurt them. Total bullshit.
Cooper Watson
Based; time to long Tesla
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Ethan Walker
If I wasn't balls deep in crypto I would invest in this man, I love Elon (at least what I know of him) and I'm guessing most people of my generation feel the same. He has big dreams and is actively trying to make them real, easy to look up to him
Christian Jenkins
He's not in Link.
He's only getting paid in way out of the money TSLA calls like a normal wsb autist.
Christian Gomez
His gf definitely does
Isaiah Cook
well he is the former CEO of Dogecoin. Who do you think is creating all the Doge threads? :^)
Xavier Campbell
kek
Ethan Hernandez
Fullmetal alchemist is weird, the anime is way better than the manga, never seen that elsewhere.
Henry Morgan
Crashing shlomo's satellite, "who controls the media" and harambe were his best
What a timeline
Carter Ramirez
It got kinda retarded near the end
Elijah James
Thats normie anime. It's on netflix faggot
Wyatt Peterson
This. Elon is unironically fucking based.
Adrian Allen
His girlfriend got him on the devil's lettuce. It doesn't matter so long as he doesn't make material shitposts about Tesla, like last year's $420 go private post that got him in hot water with the SEC.
Adam Ward
Call me when he changes his profile pic to best boy.
Josiah Davis