What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you at work?
I once (apparently, I don't remember) got so drunk at an after-work event that my boss literally had to drag me onto a stretcher and help put me into an ambulance while all my coworkers watched.
told a coworker that public school boys are all pricks
turns out he went to public school
i wasn't wrong though
Caught masturbating in my office to Asanagi.
fucking a bosses wife and leaving her cold body on the terrace
private schools are for sexual oppression your parents hate you
I was taking a shit and apparently the locking mechanism wasn’t working properly so someone opened the door and I said “what the fuck” and fumbled to pull it shut. Luckily I wasn’t mid wipe with a nice handful of brown streak. Still embarassing though.
Told my coworkers I listen to classic rock and now they come in my office all the time with dad rock songs saying “who sings this?” And laugh when I can’t answer
>tfw excited for new job
>mandatory penis inspections on the first day
OWNED. Guess you'll think twice, zoomzoom.
Crashing my car on the premises