Why CHAINLINK???

If u invested in this man, you MUST post in this thread or you WILL lose your LINK somehow by EOY. You might be walking on the beach, and BAM! Bogged. Or sleeping. Wake up, BOOM! Chinked.

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uh oh

if dubs or higher link $10,000 EOY

Because people who are bullish have immaculate grammar. I don’t know shit about crypto but I have a very high verbal IQ.

First I thought I was buying for the memes.
Then I thought I was buying for the tech.

Eventually, I realized the truth: I was buying because of this man right here.

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fuck you

This pic is based af

he will make it right

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done

1000€ per token end of year

wage

I already lost some of my link because of a hack. Thankfully I had some sort of security issue with my google account a few months prior because I was saying nigger this and spic that in the comments section on youtube, they suspended me and I thought I was going to lose access to my bunance account.

So I actually sent 75% of my Link to another linkmarine I had never met, and it ended up saving me from losing all my link later on when my binance got hacked.

But I'm the AK-47 ran out of gas fag, so I knew he knew id probably kill him if he tried to take it.

I love sergey and I'm ok with that

check em

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take your link off binance fren

this

We all gonna make

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Kek. Brought a right smile to my face this did. I wish I had some friends irl I could share serg memes and banter with. They think I'm mental and it's (((all too complicated)))

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Based.

I invested in this man and not only that. I read Gorgias and Protagoras.

Posting

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meh

1,000 BITCOINS EOY

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Will I make it?

me just wanna make it some days

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Me bday

Well shit give me your blessing

Blessing this thread with link lambo

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Peepeepoopoo

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Link is a garbage token for garbage investors who just want to burn their money - retards who unironically believe that they know better than the rest of the crypto sphere. You see, when you don't have extra chromosomes like the average linker, the project isn't mysterious, it doesn't need "dots connected" and it doesn't solve a problem. Why? Because it claims to solve a problem which DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. It isn't talked about and it's not for some mysterious and indiscernible reason, nor is it because biz wasted time and energy fudding it, it just isn't talked about anywhere else because no one actually gives a shit about it because it's yet another unremarkable shitcoin with no real use case or future. That's how painfully fucking clear and obvious it is to anyone with a triple digit IQ who looks at this project.

So let's see - over a year of waiting and all you have are 6 chainlinks, a fucking alarm clock, and the token still being worth fuck-all. Congratulations guys - what an epic wipeout. And if that doesn't drive the point home, it's painfully clear that you have Stockholm syndrome so bad that you'll even try to defend this while the rest of the board just checks in for entertainment value.

I can see the responses now. You know better right? I need to uh, read the whitepaper and look at the pivotal even though I have done this more times than you have, all while understanding it better than you did collectively? Not that that's too hard, seeing as no link holder has any actual technical literacy. I genuinely pity you to the point where euthanasia seems like a kinder option than even encouraging you to drop this piece of crap. Why? Because being a linker is a strong indicator that the life you lead after it fails will be governed by the same gullibility which lead you to buy link in the first place. You'll just be a source of misery for yourself and others - but at least in the abyss you won't have to live with it.

I liked the memes.
Pure shitcoin.
Not 1k EOY btw.
Small money in, expect to be worth sfa loss.

Has anyone else lost faith but will hold on for years regardless?

h-hey
1000 rupees eoy

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I won’t post. I’m beyond such childish games.

I love Sergey. He is my best friend.

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dubs=link $1000 EOY

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Why not

trips for stink 25k EOY

Check em

About 15usd. I'm ok with that

14/88

SOMEONE BUY MY FUCKING BAGS FOR A DECENT PRICE!

Please moon linkies

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link is shit and i'm all in

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Everyone is out to get passive income, so the real money today isn't in getting passive income. It's about selling the means of passive income. ChainLink is currently the best option to get into that early, if it takes off it'll hit my target demographic hard and make a good return based on everyone's desire to constantly make money on the side.

You're exaggerating, young lady.

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Or even worse, one day you could be driving to McDonald's, you think life is super great because you made it from LINK and did a good job fudding it to make some good swing trades, until you see.. him.

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Sergey unironically fell for the fud on his own project, he ended up swing his whole stack right before mainnet, and he lost every single LINK, now he has come for revenge to all whl fudded LINK and lost him his unlimited bigmacs.

allin stinkie

It’s just a waiting game at this point.

NEVER GETTING MY LINKY

Dabbing for dubs

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Bonk!

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For me, it’s the McChicken

Fuck

I believe in burger man

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You do 10k LINK and plus 1 LP needed to make it? I would want think to so.

I have 40 link
If I sell at 1000 I will have 40000 dollars
I think I'll buy a few bigmacs

We are you frens, you piece of shit.

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bump

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.

Won’t hurt to post.

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no lose linkies now

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Spoopy

hello frens

Link is love. Link is life.

Pls sir I dont want to be bogged, posting in epic bread

Roll

Hey my clownworld frens, I am kind of flerting with depression and the most bizarre things happened or are happening, any advice for me?

Can't believe a thread died for this shit.

Stop being dipshits, go back into stealth mode and keep fucking buying, can't believe brainlets are on here trying to pump shit when they could still be buying more LINK with more Fiat.

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OP here. IF we hit 100 posters or 200 replies we WILL hit $1000 EOY

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100k link all in here. Since 2017. Ffs. I’m 2 years past the long term capital gains tax bullshit

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NO NONONONONONON NO

Check em

Kys

Rolling

Rory here. OP of this thread is Sergey. Happy Easter Jow Forums we love you all.

THAT FUCKING ID

i believe

I was willing to gamble on him delivering the oracle solution

keep killing it my goy, big fan

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theoretical cheese.

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Not my linkies :(

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coz ABC

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Honk honk

Why

Roll

I'm just here for the tech.

nigger