How do I seduce a married woman at work?

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Just pretend you're her husband while at work. You can enjoy years of good natured flirting that way.

Ass rape her husband. Capture him and force him to wear her clothes and wig. Keep him fed on a diet of psilocybin and meth until he doesn't know where, who or when he is. Keep telling him he is the woman and eventually, knowing her mannerisms he will be able to assume the role perfectly. At this point the rape will become sex and you'll essentially be having sex with the married co-worker. You can short her position in the company too as she'll probably go mad with grief and quit.

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First, you focus on making your life as good as possible. Get your finances square, work on skills or side businesses to multiply your money. Start lifting and developing your physical prowess, perhaps take some dance classes or play bball with the bros. Then develop a sense for art, figure out how to reverse engineer the decisions that go into everything around you, maybe even learn to make your own. In the midst of all this, figure out your long term vision; what needs to come together to satisfy the whole of your being? How will you live, what will your environment be like, how will you design your own experience. After a few months to years of focusing on this, women of all types, including married women from your shitty office, will be dying to rub their vaginas on your pizza face.

or literally just be the guy with coke at office nights out

>walk up to her desk
>Crack open a monster and make sure she hears it loud and clear
>look at her in the eyes and tell her that her husband is cheating on her
>Tell her your wife is doing the same thing
>ask her if she wants to get outta this joint and get into something more comfortable
>Pull a monster out of your back pocket and crack it open, lick the rim and take a swig, mention that her dress looks nice, as she looks down to admire herself, slip a roofie in the monster and then give it to her
>once it kicks it, take her home and do the needful
>take photos for blackmail
>contact her husband and tell her his wife is cheating on him and that
You have proof.
>tell the him that your boyfriend is cheating on you too
>repeat previous steps and roofie him
>take him back to your place
>hire a prosititute to fuck him
>take photos
>go to work the next day to your coworker and tell her that you have proof that her husband is cheating on her
>show her the pics
>she now has nothing to lose and will now consensually have sex with you without any guilt.
>crack open another monster after you cum, *sip sip*, check your shitcoins and then carry on.

Absolutely based. I like the use of fizzy sips to conceal xanax bars.

The idea is to make the prospects for your life better than any gay high time preference fantasy.

If you want to steal her: Be better than her husband and show interest. If you want to bang her: invite her out to drinks with co-workers. Don't invite anyone else. Tell her everyone else bailed. "My house is right around the corner, mind if we swing by so i can get a jacket?". Once home, make a small, unique cocktail and hand to her while you change clothes, make a phone call, walk your dog, whatever. After a short while has passed, "since everyone else bailed we can hang out here if you want". If she says to stay it's easy from there (but i do offer courses if you can't close), and if she says she'd rather go back out then you go back out. It was a harmless moment that doesn't dust you if it fails. That's what it's all about. Micro checkmates.

There are some cracks left that are still socially acceptable yet insta winners if you're trying to get laid. The problem is, to manufacture them you have to be a bit of a sociopath.

Based

There are some cracks left that are still socially acceptable yet insta winners if you're trying to get laid. The problem is, to manufacture them you have to be a bit of a sociopath.
Go on...

> "hey why didn't you come friday?"
> i didn't hear about that?
And that's the story of how user got fired amd eventually raped.

You talk about going out to everyone else as well. We should go out sometime, lets go do this kind of talk. No one ever folliws through. You make set plans with her, we're meeting at this place this time. She'll show. Because you didnt make plans with anyone else, only talked about the idea, they will bail.

You can invite a lot of people to something and only have the people you want show up. If you can't do that, you probably do need my help. Is there anything you would like to talk out together?

Yes can we rp? You're the drunk co-worker who's come back to my house to have more drinks and are open to see where the night takes you but the second the front door is closed behind you I'm dressed in full fur gear with an enormous dragon dildo strap on.

The "lost friend scenario" either version. The "im moving out of town" gambit. The buddy switch double dip. Read a book at a bar, Trip the kid, Locked out been -drinking.

The only one of those dying off is locked out been drinking because drinking and driving is getting more frowned upon. Public movements are painfully effective over time. Took them 50 years to stop cigarettes (former pussy machine) and 30 for drinking and driving. They'll both still happen but it's not romanticized now. Now you're an outcast for those things.

Married women are the easiest

They always make it a point to show their wedding ring to me while I fuck them as if she's implying she regrets it kek

It only appeals to a very concentrated crowd but the ones that will like it will LOVE IT! Let's try to broaden our audience a shade. Can we replace the dildo? It's already such a statement with the costume you don't truly want to blow it all at once. Let's reintroduce the dildo at a later time. So replay, sans dildo

Give her a firm handshake into the 'ol "looking good tonight" and walk away.

tfw you grow up and realize that you can still have a woman that is no longer single

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>easiest

I disagree. They are very aggressive when they enjoy cheating, but, we must remember, most women are neutral. Most women don't cheat because cheating gets you looked at negatively. Most people that do cheat only cheat once or twice in their lifetime. Most feel regret. Some become addicted to it. There's no great rehab centers for that addiction.

Those people make for great one night lays but they are the bottom of the relationship bucket

does she like you?

this should be obvious. is she giggly around you playing with hair etc. women are all the same ultimately. she probably doesn't want to cheat, but if she likes you a lot she will cheat. not sure how to explain that other than most women dont have strong morals or whatever.

>There are some cracks left that are still socially acceptable yet insta winners if you're trying to get laid. The problem is, to manufacture them you have to be a bit of a sociopath.
it's funny how women treat these tactics as perfectly normal, but if you ever make any mention of having sex THEN you're a sociopath

Yeah because drink driving makes you a fucking cunt. I know it's institutionalised for burgers but it's super cunty. Just get a fuckin taxi.

Do it the way I did. Have a motorcycle and ride it to work every day. Park in front of the business. Chat with her on the way out one day and when she realizes you're standing at the bike because it's yours, ask if she wants a ride to where she's going. This is easier in a city like where I live because everyone normally takes the subway and doesn't have a car. This is an innocent question but if she has any interest, she will say yes, and if not she will definitely say no. I say this because riding 2-up on a motorcycle is super intimate.... she has her legs straddling you and has to wrap her arms around your waist a few inches from your dick.

If/when she says yes, give her your helmet and start riding. Don't shy away from full body contact; lean into her and feel her body pressed against your back. If she's interested, which she probably is if she's straddling you like that, she presses back, and you sort of rub against one another, breaking that first boundary of contact. Then take her hands and wrap them around you and say "hold on tight." Don't ride like an idiot like you're trying to impress her, but go a little faster than normal and feel in control. I've seduced so many women this way. Had one rubbing me with her body at first and then eventually reached into my pants while we rode. Having a bike is certainly cliche-masculine but that's for a reason; it's a fucking sex-charged machine.

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this is a terrible idea. just wait until she gets pregnant from her husband. i wasted a year trying to do this. the fact that you posted about her on Jow Forums means it's already a lost cause. seriously OP listen to my advice. don't even try this. you will get burned and she will enjoy your downfall

BTW I just posted a story in the other thread earlier today about embarrassing yourself at work. It was with this particular woman I had on the back of my motorcycle. She was only like 24 but was married, and to her former high school teacher who was 10 years her senior. They had a "date night" arrangement where they'd both fuck other people at the same time and then quickly meet up to have jealousy fueled sex and tell each other all about what happened with their respective "dates." This particular woman was half japanese and had huge fake tits.

Unzip you pants and wag your dick in front of her.

Fucking genius bro

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I remember that...you said she was an intern or some shit. Half Japanese. Let me go Jow Forums aaaaaaajhhhhhhj

this. office bitches for some reason love coke.