/smg/ - Stock Market General

kiwi edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Am of lastings thread:

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>1 fucking job

this thread has no issues

YVR

GALT

there's no anime op!!!!!!

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>(you) are the issue

I'll make sure to remedy that in the future

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actual meme of a stock

dont even ever (you) me again freaking idiot mron

unlike most people here who sell their """"long term holds"""" a few weeks after they buy them, I actually hold through volatility and don't care about short term price action

What are your positions /smg/? What will moon/tank?

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buy yvr gave me 25% 3 weeks ago
60% 2 weeks ago
25% last week

what is the point of holding if you arent making money?

hello?

NVDA calls swing with 200 target? It retraced around 50% and the 10/20 EMAs caught up. Can i get a second input?

TWTR to 38 :3
TSLA to 250 :(

>what is the point of holding if you arent making money

Long term prospects
I don't care about making a lot of money in the short term or comparing myself to other people (at least when it comes to the stock market), I just stick my money in what I like and hodl
I gravitate to biotech because I'm a Neuroscience major (undergrad) and like science/biology

If I actually had a large amount of money in my portfolio, I would probably chuck 70-80% of it into VTI and use the rest for biotechs

PAG earnings this week give me the BULL

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why not have both short term and long term gains?

if the stock makes 60% in 1 day you wont sell? you would wait for peopel to dump to pre 60% price?

whats the point of investing your money then?

They're right, even a mentally retarded child dying of cancer never forgot that. She even gave us OC.

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meant for

Put yourself into that tripfag's shoes. You invest in a pennystock biopharma meme, claim to be a bio student and that this is your life's passion. Your stock is kinda shit, but holds at an okayish level. January pops around and your shit's at +20%
>oh hohoho
>Jow Forums makes fun of me for my picks but alas
>it is I who has the monies
>lookitme.png
Next day: it tanks. And I mean, It fucking tanks bro. You're ruined. You can't show your face without everyone calling your shit out. Everyone can see the chart, there's no way he's ok. And everyone knows about it too because of constant tripfaggotry shilling. This dude invested in a joke and became the joke. Honk Honk.
His only redeeming quality is that he may hope to hold for another wild gainz, where, I pray to the Lord for his sanity, he cashes out.

pls no bully pennystock shills, the truth is they can't afford to buy anything else

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We try to warn the unbelievers but they won't see the truth. The treasure is ours. They leave it to us.

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so what you are saying is that he will put this on his resume to potentially woo his employer

and what if he gets the job, god forbid? this actual brain dead is going to be working in a bio tech for the future of humanity. he will kill us all with a super ebola.

or he is an actual diabolical mastermind that only wants to get into a biotech simply to get free stock so that he can pitch galt 2.0 to us here but only this time he will be an actual insider.

the actual mad man

>he is an actual diabolical mastermind
>pours money into GALT
now, I don't know everything, I'm kinda retarded, but that seems like objective evidence for faggotry. He will never make it at that rate.

If he did become pharmabro 2.0 on the off-chance, I'd be cool with that tho.

wont get my hopes up with anyone here

SELLING PUTS IS REALLY COOL

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FUCK ELONCHAN
HE COULD BE MAKING ANIME REAL
BUT HE'S TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH ROCKETS
FUCK SELF-DRIVING CARS
FUCK MUSK
FUCK TESLA

MAKE ANIME REAL

Thank you

Leave crispr anime waifus to the chinese, congress won't allow human experimentation so the progress would be incredibly slow. Now AI/robot waifus is something he should be working on. Also we need to get to space ASAP before the poos cause Keppler syndrome

There's nothing to fuck in space user. There are no smiles to protect, no cute girls to snuggle, no holes to violate.

There's nothing for us in space.

>BUT HE‘S TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH ROCKETS
He‘s not trying to fly to mars. He‘s trying to fly home.

>Tfw no alien qt gf

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TSLA below 250 is unknown support wise. Very scary place and it looks like it might get there. Someone bought 11,500 220 strike may puts before close today.

I-It's just a hedge right? No one would sh-short sell tesla like that haha. Guys?

i will pray for elon-chan :(

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Banks will be fine. Amazon and Microsoft will probably be fine. Caterpillar is probably going to miss again. I'm curious what kind of numbers Coke has to report.

>>/s4s/7807355
I did id.

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>Everyone can see the chart, there's no way he's ok

I'm genuinely not as emotional when it comes to my investments as most people here apparently are
No idea why people here can't control their emotions

It'll pay off eventually, let people here think whatever they want

I don't mean this to be mean at all, but a lot of anons have more than $1000, as well as they worked for that money with their job.
You have one grand that was given to you as a gift, so your emotional state is way different

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>but a lot of anons have more than $1000

that doesn't change the fact that there's no reason to panic over short term price fluctuations
if your strategy isn't working out the way you want it to, then adjust it accordingly
if you can't step back and look at your investments from a logical point of view, then you shouldn't be putting money into the stock marker

and you should never invest money that you can't afford to lose, this is just common sense

>you should never invest money that you can't afford to lose
kike propaganda. I prefer to never lose money that i can't afford to lose.

This is a really naive take. You really don't think losing $10,000 you worked at your crappy job for is the same as $1000 you got as a Christmas present?

rkg's OC is underappreciated, imo

>This is a really naive take

there is absolutely no reason in any context to panic and cry about something you can't control (what the stock does after you buy it), all you can do is work on the things you can (adjust your strategy, change how your money is allocated)

pls stop discussing this, he didn't buy galt to make money, he bought galt to make memes. it's obvious to everyone that he could've doubled his money in the time he's held his meme stock even if he was wrong half the time on trades, let's get back to anime posting

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if you can't handle the possibility of losing your money, you shouldn't put it into the market

discussions like this will make it all the better when it does pay off

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I also don't mean this to be rude, but you may have Asperger's kiddo. Neurotypical people do feel emotion, so you may have to consider their world view
I use to think he was smug, but now I really think he's just younger and may have a social disability. He's a good lad

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>smugposting ruins another thread
Wow!

Hey folks, I seriously can’t decide how I should unfuckup my life. I think I need to move out, but digging in to my savings would be a real bummeroo and keep me from making gains.

I may have missed my offramp to making it, and I think I hate my life, lole!

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I'm not sure why it would make it better, I'm long GALT and trying to sell puts on it if it's market wasn't so choppy
The short of it is you have a limited investing world view
If you're under 70 you can still make it!

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>I'm not sure why it would make it better

it'll be a lesson on the virtue of patience and not being excessively emotional

Yeah because you only have $1000 your grandma gave you, you DON'T have a reason to be emotional. You're not being stoic, you just have no real risk

>smugposting ruins another thread

smugposting improves every thread

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>you DON'T have a reason to be emotional

it never helps you to be emotional about your investments, so it's a behavior you should try to limit when possible, no matter how much money you have in the market

Ignore smugposters
Do not talk to smugposters
Do not invest with smugposters
Cease all smugposting of your own

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This true. I was like you once pendy, in that way at least. But this is a good hobby to have at your age. At least it keeps you from getting pregnant and wrecking your life.

No. Niceposting is better.

Thanks fren, but I don’t think I can. I’ll never be able to get a real relationship with one of these cosplay qts, or have a normal social life, or be a celebrated local musician. But maybe I can buy a home in bumfuck New Mexico or some shit.

I dunno. I just don’t want to be this old and sad and living with my parents.

>It's another copy paste response
Asperger's confirmed. You've never had a real investing risk because you've never used your own money
>Checked

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what if i chase jp morgan chase

Nigel is the most entertaining thing to happen to bong politics in quite some time.

what if I have 2 hours in ms paint?

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I agree with everything Pendulum is saying and have 9331 shares.

Nothing has changed with the long term outlook so the Bernie drop matters little. If anything its been a boon for averaging down.

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>9331 shares
>oddlot detected
Unacceptable for pennystocks. You MUST use whole numbers. It is a quintessential aspect of faggotry.

>Unacceptable for pennystocks. You MUST use whole numbers. It is a quintessential aspect of faggotry.

I refuse to do any such thing. You might get an amount ending in an odd number, or an even, or a prime if I'm feeling especially cheeky.

HEXO

Thank me later

Hope you guys bought PYX after my recommendation yesterday. If not, don't worry as there's more to be made elsewhere.

BIOS is at accumulation range. Buy and hold, buy more if it drops. I would throw in 25% now and 25% if it drops 10 cents, then throw in the rest if it drops 10 more cents. Go all in if it hasn't dropped 10 cents in 3 days.

Buy EA short term calls. Short term meaning a minimum of 1 week and maximum of 2 months. Do not buy expiry for this week.

Buy INNT, stocks and calls. Earnings next week and bullish engulfing. Should be a good pop from earnings and should continue to rise for a while beyond that. Buy in now at the ground floor.

XSPA stock. Xpresspa is at a good price point to buy in. They have a proven business model and there's rumor they are going to expand.

WAITR - BUY THIS SHIT. The owner is Tillman Fertitta and this dude doesn't accept failure. Grubhub, DoorDash, ubereats... They'll all soon be at the mercy of WAITR

SNAP puts/shorts - earnings this week is gon cash this trash. Thots are moving on, dudes won't use it without Thots, it's a dying brand like MySpace.

I cringe at all your recommendations and instead offer to simply buy in multiples of 100 shares of a well known, high volatility company, and sell calls on it. On margin, naturally.

Yeah I was retarded once as well, you'll learn with time. Nothing dumber than giving away the right to sell your stocks when shit hits the fan or when price is way up and you have to wait until it comes back down to sell all for a measly 0.5% gain

Anyone got some KO calls?

I got one for you mothefuckrr. It’s called
Buy the mouse

Also Altria and for a spec LPTX

hello /smg/. what do your returns look like over 1 year, ytd and overall? interested to see the success of this general

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>Buy the mouse
What dat mean

What this pattern called?

Green bull?
Green Dot!

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the wavy smoke pipe

Post yours first retard don’t come in asking for shit without posting yours first

this year: 27%

i dont trade stock mr angry man, i was just curious

Then go fuck yourself you fucking troglodyte the fuck business you have asking people about their gains without even having any of your own? Gonna laugh at them? Call this board shit? Get fucked

wew, did i just find a pink wojak? why are you so mad?

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Everything you said is soeculative.
What’s the rumor? Where’s the price targets? What do these companies even do besides WATR/SNAP and EA?

This pic called “yeah I guess suicide really is best for people like me”

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well I don't know much about this stock market investing mumbo jumbo but I just bought 1.5 of these gol darn bitcoins and now I'm up (% this week

F

It is better to have waged and lost, than to have waged and never lost.

But this pic is call
>wow such good monesy skill!

I am abstract arter

Means buy Disney, home of Marty mouse

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It's 5% you nigger, calm down

Should be asleep right now, but just wanted to stop in and make this post

Up 48% overall, started end of Feb this year

forgot pic

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Calmer than you
:^)

buy index funds you failure

youve wasted the last 3 months of your life dont waste the next 3

Nice touch with the JUST, user

based, it'll turn around for you soon fren. You haven't even been in the market for two months yet!

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Biotech?
Goodluck with that

Where is the user that posted this when the price was at .15?

I wanna sunk your dink

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what kind of investments don't include a little JUST in them after all

I love coke. 1 day i hope to own a million of it. That’s when i know I made it

Oh definitely.

17k in VTSMX, 99.3% gain, just sitting there since 2007. Didn’t get active til very recently. Another 2 k in “Contrarian” fund, but that got absolutely crushed late last year and still hasn’t come back.

Based song. Based post.

What would your stand card be?

convert it to VTSAX to stay uniform, you cant even buy VTSMX anymore lmao

Sweet! I’m grandfathered in! Why fuck with it? You want me to trade my rare for a common?

about a year ago it would have been pic related (did a very special reading)
Stand name would have to have been [Medicine Noose]
now I'm not so sure, haven't done a personal reading in over six months, it's getting to be time again. The knight of cups is also very special to me

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This. “Oh no my day trades are fucked, damn you bernie!!!”
This is why you sont gamble with money that matters. Also that whole industry is bullshit anyways only a fool goes there

Stand name is a color and tarot card, later seasons is the name of a song/band/album

>swords = futility
I love how tarot cards subvert your expectations.