Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
unlike most people here who sell their """"long term holds"""" a few weeks after they buy them, I actually hold through volatility and don't care about short term price action
Dominic Rodriguez
What are your positions /smg/? What will moon/tank?
buy yvr gave me 25% 3 weeks ago 60% 2 weeks ago 25% last week
what is the point of holding if you arent making money?
hello?
Ryan Torres
NVDA calls swing with 200 target? It retraced around 50% and the 10/20 EMAs caught up. Can i get a second input?
Christopher Perry
TWTR to 38 :3 TSLA to 250 :(
Daniel Powell
>what is the point of holding if you arent making money
Long term prospects I don't care about making a lot of money in the short term or comparing myself to other people (at least when it comes to the stock market), I just stick my money in what I like and hodl I gravitate to biotech because I'm a Neuroscience major (undergrad) and like science/biology
If I actually had a large amount of money in my portfolio, I would probably chuck 70-80% of it into VTI and use the rest for biotechs
Put yourself into that tripfag's shoes. You invest in a pennystock biopharma meme, claim to be a bio student and that this is your life's passion. Your stock is kinda shit, but holds at an okayish level. January pops around and your shit's at +20% >oh hohoho >Jow Forums makes fun of me for my picks but alas >it is I who has the monies >lookitme.png Next day: it tanks. And I mean, It fucking tanks bro. You're ruined. You can't show your face without everyone calling your shit out. Everyone can see the chart, there's no way he's ok. And everyone knows about it too because of constant tripfaggotry shilling. This dude invested in a joke and became the joke. Honk Honk. His only redeeming quality is that he may hope to hold for another wild gainz, where, I pray to the Lord for his sanity, he cashes out.
Kayden Gray
pls no bully pennystock shills, the truth is they can't afford to buy anything else
so what you are saying is that he will put this on his resume to potentially woo his employer
and what if he gets the job, god forbid? this actual brain dead is going to be working in a bio tech for the future of humanity. he will kill us all with a super ebola.
or he is an actual diabolical mastermind that only wants to get into a biotech simply to get free stock so that he can pitch galt 2.0 to us here but only this time he will be an actual insider.
the actual mad man
Kevin Clark
>he is an actual diabolical mastermind >pours money into GALT now, I don't know everything, I'm kinda retarded, but that seems like objective evidence for faggotry. He will never make it at that rate.
If he did become pharmabro 2.0 on the off-chance, I'd be cool with that tho.
FUCK ELONCHAN HE COULD BE MAKING ANIME REAL BUT HE'S TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH ROCKETS FUCK SELF-DRIVING CARS FUCK MUSK FUCK TESLA
MAKE ANIME REAL
Thank you
Jose Wilson
Leave crispr anime waifus to the chinese, congress won't allow human experimentation so the progress would be incredibly slow. Now AI/robot waifus is something he should be working on. Also we need to get to space ASAP before the poos cause Keppler syndrome
Jason Adams
There's nothing to fuck in space user. There are no smiles to protect, no cute girls to snuggle, no holes to violate.
There's nothing for us in space.
Xavier Morales
>BUT HE‘S TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH ROCKETS He‘s not trying to fly to mars. He‘s trying to fly home.
TSLA below 250 is unknown support wise. Very scary place and it looks like it might get there. Someone bought 11,500 220 strike may puts before close today.
Wyatt Perez
I-It's just a hedge right? No one would sh-short sell tesla like that haha. Guys?
Banks will be fine. Amazon and Microsoft will probably be fine. Caterpillar is probably going to miss again. I'm curious what kind of numbers Coke has to report.
>Everyone can see the chart, there's no way he's ok
I'm genuinely not as emotional when it comes to my investments as most people here apparently are No idea why people here can't control their emotions
It'll pay off eventually, let people here think whatever they want
Samuel Flores
I don't mean this to be mean at all, but a lot of anons have more than $1000, as well as they worked for that money with their job. You have one grand that was given to you as a gift, so your emotional state is way different
that doesn't change the fact that there's no reason to panic over short term price fluctuations if your strategy isn't working out the way you want it to, then adjust it accordingly if you can't step back and look at your investments from a logical point of view, then you shouldn't be putting money into the stock marker
Justin Turner
and you should never invest money that you can't afford to lose, this is just common sense
Austin Hughes
>you should never invest money that you can't afford to lose kike propaganda. I prefer to never lose money that i can't afford to lose.
Isaiah Brooks
This is a really naive take. You really don't think losing $10,000 you worked at your crappy job for is the same as $1000 you got as a Christmas present?
Chase Cook
rkg's OC is underappreciated, imo
>This is a really naive take
there is absolutely no reason in any context to panic and cry about something you can't control (what the stock does after you buy it), all you can do is work on the things you can (adjust your strategy, change how your money is allocated)
Evan Powell
pls stop discussing this, he didn't buy galt to make money, he bought galt to make memes. it's obvious to everyone that he could've doubled his money in the time he's held his meme stock even if he was wrong half the time on trades, let's get back to anime posting
I also don't mean this to be rude, but you may have Asperger's kiddo. Neurotypical people do feel emotion, so you may have to consider their world view I use to think he was smug, but now I really think he's just younger and may have a social disability. He's a good lad
Hey folks, I seriously can’t decide how I should unfuckup my life. I think I need to move out, but digging in to my savings would be a real bummeroo and keep me from making gains.
I may have missed my offramp to making it, and I think I hate my life, lole!
I'm not sure why it would make it better, I'm long GALT and trying to sell puts on it if it's market wasn't so choppy The short of it is you have a limited investing world view If you're under 70 you can still make it!
it never helps you to be emotional about your investments, so it's a behavior you should try to limit when possible, no matter how much money you have in the market
Connor Foster
Ignore smugposters Do not talk to smugposters Do not invest with smugposters Cease all smugposting of your own
This true. I was like you once pendy, in that way at least. But this is a good hobby to have at your age. At least it keeps you from getting pregnant and wrecking your life.
No. Niceposting is better.
Thanks fren, but I don’t think I can. I’ll never be able to get a real relationship with one of these cosplay qts, or have a normal social life, or be a celebrated local musician. But maybe I can buy a home in bumfuck New Mexico or some shit.
I dunno. I just don’t want to be this old and sad and living with my parents.
Samuel Jenkins
>It's another copy paste response Asperger's confirmed. You've never had a real investing risk because you've never used your own money >Checked
>9331 shares >oddlot detected Unacceptable for pennystocks. You MUST use whole numbers. It is a quintessential aspect of faggotry.
Zachary Gutierrez
>Unacceptable for pennystocks. You MUST use whole numbers. It is a quintessential aspect of faggotry.
I refuse to do any such thing. You might get an amount ending in an odd number, or an even, or a prime if I'm feeling especially cheeky.
John Ward
HEXO
Thank me later
Carson Green
Hope you guys bought PYX after my recommendation yesterday. If not, don't worry as there's more to be made elsewhere.
BIOS is at accumulation range. Buy and hold, buy more if it drops. I would throw in 25% now and 25% if it drops 10 cents, then throw in the rest if it drops 10 more cents. Go all in if it hasn't dropped 10 cents in 3 days.
Buy EA short term calls. Short term meaning a minimum of 1 week and maximum of 2 months. Do not buy expiry for this week.
Buy INNT, stocks and calls. Earnings next week and bullish engulfing. Should be a good pop from earnings and should continue to rise for a while beyond that. Buy in now at the ground floor.
XSPA stock. Xpresspa is at a good price point to buy in. They have a proven business model and there's rumor they are going to expand.
WAITR - BUY THIS SHIT. The owner is Tillman Fertitta and this dude doesn't accept failure. Grubhub, DoorDash, ubereats... They'll all soon be at the mercy of WAITR
SNAP puts/shorts - earnings this week is gon cash this trash. Thots are moving on, dudes won't use it without Thots, it's a dying brand like MySpace.
Robert Stewart
I cringe at all your recommendations and instead offer to simply buy in multiples of 100 shares of a well known, high volatility company, and sell calls on it. On margin, naturally.
Levi Ross
Yeah I was retarded once as well, you'll learn with time. Nothing dumber than giving away the right to sell your stocks when shit hits the fan or when price is way up and you have to wait until it comes back down to sell all for a measly 0.5% gain
Ryan Garcia
Anyone got some KO calls?
Andrew Perez
I got one for you mothefuckrr. It’s called Buy the mouse
Also Altria and for a spec LPTX
Henry Wood
hello /smg/. what do your returns look like over 1 year, ytd and overall? interested to see the success of this general
Post yours first retard don’t come in asking for shit without posting yours first
Samuel James
this year: 27%
Justin Foster
i dont trade stock mr angry man, i was just curious
Cooper Wright
Then go fuck yourself you fucking troglodyte the fuck business you have asking people about their gains without even having any of your own? Gonna laugh at them? Call this board shit? Get fucked
Liam Jones
wew, did i just find a pink wojak? why are you so mad?
what kind of investments don't include a little JUST in them after all
Isaac Kelly
I love coke. 1 day i hope to own a million of it. That’s when i know I made it
Matthew Perry
Oh definitely.
17k in VTSMX, 99.3% gain, just sitting there since 2007. Didn’t get active til very recently. Another 2 k in “Contrarian” fund, but that got absolutely crushed late last year and still hasn’t come back.
Ryder Jenkins
Based song. Based post.
What would your stand card be?
Ayden Walker
convert it to VTSAX to stay uniform, you cant even buy VTSMX anymore lmao
Connor Gonzalez
Sweet! I’m grandfathered in! Why fuck with it? You want me to trade my rare for a common?
Brody Lopez
about a year ago it would have been pic related (did a very special reading) Stand name would have to have been [Medicine Noose] now I'm not so sure, haven't done a personal reading in over six months, it's getting to be time again. The knight of cups is also very special to me
This. “Oh no my day trades are fucked, damn you bernie!!!” This is why you sont gamble with money that matters. Also that whole industry is bullshit anyways only a fool goes there
Leo Robinson
Stand name is a color and tarot card, later seasons is the name of a song/band/album
>swords = futility I love how tarot cards subvert your expectations.