Failing

That won't even work idiot it would short out the breaker before juicing you

LINK's javascript has been hacked and now all the nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes, Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops. Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 50 satoshi Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network. This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isn't verified yet. Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on. Get into something else now.

dont do it faggot.
be a real man and go out with a bang.
shoot up a lethal dose of heroin+fentynal and DMT.
thats the only way to kill yourself the right way

Take a pic of the tub so you die as a hero

if you kys mainnet will be announced tomorrow

LINKIES BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

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live fast
die young
impatient pajeets
do it well

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>LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops. Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends

Holy fucking shit this is hilarious. Please tell me this isn't a joke.

MY CHAINLINK HAS CRASHED
AND IM HANGING FROM THE CEILING
MY CHAINLINK HAS CRASHED
AND IM HANGING CEILING

Dead serious user. For all the talk of decentralization and "censorship resistance", people dont appreciate that this kind of power is a double edged sword. Once the code is written there is literally no way to fix or undo a fuckup. Check out "TheDAO" if you want another classic example of this problem. Unfortunately for linkies, although the Chainlink idea seemed promising, the team got cocky and tried to rush the project to be first to market. Thankfully there are other more carefully developed oracle projects like Witnet on the horizon, so the crypto market as a whole may still be able to survive this colossal embarrassment, and maybe we'll all learn a lesson or two about the costs of greed and impatience.