Why am I not making millions on Wall Street? I'm clearly smarter than 90% of the people there

Why am I not making millions on Wall Street? I'm clearly smarter than 90% of the people there.

So what's up, Goldman??

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What was your SAT/ACT?

1510.

Goldman all over Airswap

buy that shit and you'll basically work for them

You’re probably not smart enough, and definitely not hardworking or lucky enough

got a big bag, too bad im down 90%

goldman here, i only hire jews

I got into motherfucking Caltech. I'm smart enough, dawg.

Hardworking, that's another question...

That means you’re at best a qualified applicant among thousands of others. Just embrace the middle/upper middle class wagecuck life until 60 ;)

yeah jp imagine literally working 100 hour weeks lmao

it doesnt work on smart it works on corruption and theft. If you work for goldman they will pay you to steal money, if you trade they will steal your money. stock market is a total scam

Some people naturally prefer that kind of life. More power to them honestly.

Those types of people tend to better maintain their sanity when they get older, and are overall more happy. Wouldn't be surprised if they lived longer too.

imagine literally wasting your 20s working instead of constantly feeling up some Polish hottie at a strip club

You can do that in your 60s

sure when your dick doesnt work lmao

>Why am I not making millions on Wall Street? I'm clearly smarter than 90% of the people there.
>So what's up, Goldman??
Because (((they))) already have you where they want you

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Hi, this is David Solomon, CEO of HODLman Sachs. You are instantly promoted to Crypto Risk Arbitrage Desk Manager. You are expected to put in 120 hour weeks and you will be paid 60k + commissions. Good luck.

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I'm not the smartest nor am I the luckiest. But I sure damn got something y'all don't. And that's KNAWLEDGE

das rite my nigga tell em

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bruh just do pixel art

you normally need millions in order to invest with to begin with

No you don't all you need is $1000 and 10 2x's

>high iq here how me make money

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It's supposed to look like N64

i dont really care, i just wanna steal as much money from goldman before they fire me lmao

yo this photo is lit as fuck

Then prove it faggot. Open a trading account and turn 1k into $100k or $1 million. Then put it on your resume and show it to them in the interview. If you don't have connections or can't prove you're a financial genius, you aren't gonna work on Wall Street.

If I could do that, why wouldn't I just open up my own hedge fund in Stamford?

Duh.