Companies now are just straight up saying in the rejection emails that they aren't even looking at my resume and are...

guys, guys, guys I have an idea

What if we make a cryptocurrency around resumes?????

I used to work in recruitment so let me let you faggots in on a little secret.
We take your CV and then use it to entice big businesses to sign us as their recruitment firm by saying we have 10k applicants available for any job.
We then simply bring in the same contractors every single time because we know they'll work out.
When we hire for IT support jobs, we include old certifications on the job description to make sure we completely avoid young people and only employ boomers.
Whenever you get asked to come in to the recruitment firm so we can get all of your details down as part of the registration process, we judge you based on how attractive you look, whether you smell like cigarettes and how well you dress.
We really don't give a shit about whether your mother is on a deathbed and all you need is a paycheck to get her some meds or whatever you poorfags do. We really DO NOT CARE!!!
We get paid commission and all we give a fuck about is getting that extra pay so we only hire boomers.
If you're gen z or a millienial faggot who isn't a programmer, get fucked. You're unemployable anyway.

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HOLY SHIT i am buying, where to buy?

>Work with recruitment firm to fill open positions at my company
>Everybody they send is over 60 and about to retire

>millennial
I make 80k a year in healthcare and I only work 4 out of 8 hours with no commission to worry about.

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Im sorry to tell you this user, no one reads your resume. They look for keywords, years of experience, and maybe if they are nosy your extracurriculars. That is if they don't use an automatic filtering algorithm. Your best bet is to apply at small boomer owned companies, but you'll have to suck their dick every day and act like you are thankful every day for the opportunity to wagecuck for them.

I call it: Resucoin, this coin is based on using the chainlink to run blockchain simulations where we use synergy and infinite decent to evaluate your resume. When you produce a resume that passes muster in the system, you are rewarded with 1 resucoin which you can redeem in any side street in india

We need this

This is why I always avoid recruitment agencies, they are a giant scam.

just pretend to type like a nigger to get hired. clown world

>2016+3
>not filling the header of your resume with white font buzzwords to trick the HR algorithms

Never gonna make it user. Good luck out there.

You have to claim to be black or a woman if you want to get hired. If you are Asian or White your application is going to get screened out bc of quotas This is based

the resume hacking has begun....

Keep this a secret dammit we don't want brainlets getting the word out. But really I've been thinking about doing this but I'm still comfortable at my current job, have you had any success with that? I made a test resume but got my current job before needing to use it.

Tried that when I was gonna bullshit my way through a cs job, didn't work very well. Don't think I had enough (((experience))) even with my buzzwords

Have thought of doing this. What are they gonna do, make me take a test?

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I've had a similar experience with recruitment firm, but with fresh zoomers out of college in science fields. You don't see many boomers in there anymore cause they don't wanna do lab work and the fresh grads will take almost God damn anything

Why the fuck do you think I custom write every one so the skills match up with the listing? That's what triggers the algo.

>extracircular activities

fuck outta here, zoomer

nice larp

companies now ONLY employer zoomers due to extreme ageism