Technical Analysis: Bullshit or The Road to Riches?

Let's settle this once and for all, what's the Jow Forums consensus? Is TA just mumbo-jumbo or a viable way to pick investments?

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BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Sniff made me Stiff

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She could brapnically paralyze me.

I would lick her anus if you know what i mean

well... George soros himself that TA gives you a statistical advantage;
>Technical analysis studies market patterns and the demand and supply of stocks. It has undoubted merit in predicting probabilities but not the actual course of events. For the purpose of this discussion it has no particular interest, because it has little theoretical foundation other than the assertions that stock prices are determined by their supply and demand and that past experience is relevant in predicting the future.

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I would tongue her fartbox

TA is Boomer fortune telling

that quote is very ambiguous

Yeah much smarter to hodl a random shitcoin because muh fundamentals.

Dat ass, tho.

Why does target always have hot girls working there

>It has undoubted merit in predicting probabilities
nigga can you read?

because its higher priced than competition (walmart) which employees fat slobs. so they have to be better.

Good question. I worked at Target for a while when I was 20 and this is something I noticed. Very good looking girls (and a few big fat lifer hispanic women but they were the minority)

i wanna tongue punch her shitbox.

that's a nice target

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Neither, build and test automated strategies. It's like $3,000 for the best software but it doesn't require coding knowledge and it'll get you the hell away from ever thinking about reading another scam whitepaper again. I can help back you away from the edge. Crypto is not a way to make money statistically. It's the most degenerate disgusting thing you could engage in, it's worse than the elderly who dump their retirement savings into slot machines all day. It's time to evolve into a hunter and stop being a berry picker.

HNNNNNGGGG. I used to work at target but was too scared to have sex with female employees that were interested because the other times I tried to sex girls I couldn’t get it up from PIED at the time, and was afraid if I didn’t get it up again, that would spread. If only I could go back in time and fuck as many of those girls as I could. Whenever I shop at Target now I get randy as fuck from seeing a Target girl in uniform. Makes me wish I was a virgin again and working there and sex them all up.

It's probably because hot girls shop at target so when they want an easy/entry level job they go there over Wal-Mart.