I just got fired from my $250/hr consulting job AMA
you are our fren, fuck those cunts you will do better
y?
Prove it
How much LINK do you have, fren?
Thanks fern
I was hired just for one project. The client told the partner, they want more senior people on the team. (even though my job was literally wearing a suit, taking notes and advancing powerpoint slides)
how?
I picked up a couple hundred for the meme
Consulting for what
What car do u drive with that salary?
Kys
What experience and education did you have to do this job?
r u get cocaine n hookrz my boy?
meh, at least you'll have $200k to start your own business.
Management consulting
Bachelors in technology management from a tier 1 uni + 4 years working in tech. Did a case interview
I just uber everywhere
So what did you end up telling your client, in short? Consulting jobs seem so easy to me.
wow how many hrs a week u work
though i raked it in at £50/hr
How tough is your NDA? Now that you've been fired would you like to cash in on any information you learned about your client?
From my limited experience they are a huge fucking timesink and require active listening.
Not super technical or anything, but very demanding.
The NDA wasn't super strict because the findings of our study for this client will be published in a report.
My interactions with the clients were very limited I was mostly asked to give my opinion at debriefings in our team internally.
I worked 4 days a week
(A report that will be release to the public - just to clarify)
would you perhaps be in need of some professional consulting? i only charge $200/hr
Sure. Can I pay with Bitconnect Coin?
desu i wouldnt want to ask anything from a guy who was shit at consulting so he got fired
Interesting. Did you pick up or extrapolate any information while interacting with the client that wouldn't be indicated in this public report?
if you can lend me a time warping machine and some sweet bcc loans, sure
Kek I have tons of spreadsheets + notes from meetings with the board of directors and senior management.
To put things into perspective: their revenue is a solid 1.6b p.a.
How can I become a consultant?
If you want to work for the big firms, you'll need to graduate pretty much top of your class. Typically, you'll need an MBA or Master's in a quant field.
There's usually an experience interview + a case interview where they analyse how you solve problems and if you know your shit.
There's also plenty of specialised "boutique" firms that are more relaxed with hiring.
Generally you should be good at something be able to prove that.
My friend, may I make a suggestion? You might want to sell this information as market/business intelligence once you're certain that you're not violating your NDA. You could make a decent profit, and it would be excellent payback against the fuckers who got you fired, no?
Hypothetically speaking -- of course -- where would I sell said info?
You've got some options. There are firms dedicated to this, but there are people in major companies who are responsible for acquiring this information. Usually they stick them in marketing somewhere. Tracking them down might be a little bit of work.
You made $250 an hour and only have a couple hundred linkies??????
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>advancing powerpoint slides
Care to explain a little bit deeper what did you make for the company? Where was the profit for the company having you as a consultant?
The company was very multilingual, and they needed someone who speaks English, German and French fluently and also understand the industry, business topics, strategy etc. that are being discussed
You could just kys now as well
>speaks English, German and French fluently
well not so easy after all...
Swiss master race generally speak 3 languages