Oh no

Lmao that guy is full of dog shit I don’t believe a word he says

what are the chances McAfee is living some Fight Club like existence where he is actually Satoshi but thinks it's his imaginary friend that he doesn't know is imaginary?

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pretty high I'd say

lmao

the most based man in crypto

Is this the end of times?

If you've seen this dude's twitter videos, you'll see he starts his day with a half gallon of vodka and several pills. As based as he is, old John should slow his role as an aging boomer.

Carlos Matos is Satoshi

Satoshi is dead

i heard PHP makes you violet

Did you see the documentary on the dude? He literally paid to have his neighbor killed after starting a research chemical drug cartel in some 3rd world shithole. I’d say the odds are at least 50/50. He is also alleged to be into women shitting in his mouth unless the documentary is a slam piece.

100%

inb4 Church of Satoshi

I think Szabo is pretty chill

Mcaffee is full of shit though. he says everyone on team satoshi is Indian.

to be fair, that guy did poison on of his dogs. Mcaffee literally owned the local police force and knew he was untouchable.

hello sir mr mcafe, we are furious over news! pls sir, send more coin to us and we will send you back 2x sirs with the satoshi tumble secret method

>Satoshi is furious

BASED MCAFFEE
BITCORN WILL DO THE NEEDFUL AND LAUNCH INDIA INTO WORLD POWER
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Of course he is, he's so furious all these pranksters and frauds are trashing his name! Good luck in court, good sir!

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McAfee=satoshi

Clown world theory guys

so does that make mcafee satoshis high priest now or something?

until creg is alive that's a horrible idea

Why is Sergey furious? Is it because of Jow Forums?

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Mmmm ok.

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>he had a near death experience
>talked to satoshi and he is furious
this actually makes sense now

so more a reliable a source than greg then

I thought it was heroin?

Sunglasses on the deathbed

Fucking americans

Well that proves it, we all know that Craig has a temper.

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McAfee is satoshi

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post moar

You fucking piece of human trash, I hope the kikes get you and cut off your pee pee

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YOU FOOLS, SATOSHI IS VISHNU

ccn.com/bitcoins-creator-indians-john-fking-mcafee

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>Antisemitic
>cares about marvel shit

Not falling for it.

>the bad guy loses?!

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Wtf, gtfo here. I'm the real satoshi

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All he has to do i buy 1 satoshi worth of btc on every exchange for 1 dollar per satoshi and technically he would be right.

no it was bath salts, mdpv

Isn't he just trying to make it go high? He did say he would eat his dick on live tv if btc didn't reach 1mil by the end of 2020

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it was sanjay patel with his best friend craig the snek all along. i have been blind.
youtube.com/watch?v=iIUcLQ7OrXo

hahahahahahaha

LOL McAfee ain't free bish!

Holy shit i can only screen on my head

>I been sleeping longer

And mcafee running trought belize scaping from the cops

kekd

MDPV actually, you can find his bluelight posts where he cooks it at his home in Belize (he verified that it is his account, claiming a joke, but the lab was seized in a raid)

The post below this one is a trap. Don't click on the cute girl with a tight ass. Endgame spoilers abound.

Roflmao, that could betrue!

I agree his neighbor deserved to get whacked for killing a bunch of doggos Tbh, I remember thinking “what did the Faggot expect? Killing an unhinged millionaire with armed hired goons surrounding him, what could go wrong?”, fucking retard lmao.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

I'M JUST HERE HAVING A LAUGH AT MCAFFEE AND YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND DO THIS SHIT

Only Old Testament Satoshi gets furious. New Testament Satoshi is much more about loving the block chain as you would yourself.

dont fucking click this if you have not watched End Game

stuffmonger is the greatest man to have ever lived

That is fully plausible because dude is bugfuck insane.

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Extremely unlikely that he's Satoshi, but there's still a higher chance that he is Satoshi rather than Craig

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It just shows brie's feminist nod (must save muh heroes)

Thanks friend!

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I'll call now

I wonder where Bitcoin would have gone if Satoshi's identity were known from the start. Him being anonymous is such a compelling foundation myth.

I still wanna see the ass though

Literally fucking kill yourselves you capeshit watching redditors

thanks for the insight, craig

LOL nice. fuck this capeshit bread & circus nonsense
ITS FUCKING SUPERHEROS WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN, THEY ALL DIE??

I could really use a link or at least the title of this.
I haven't researched him much besides reading his shit on twitter

He should stop kicking the hornet nest..

Pretty stupid old man by now ..