>extremely successful academically, financially, career wise but live in shitty student house with PhD students
>decide to hire high class escort thinking I'm a classy gentleman
>thought you essentially fucked, talked a bit and that was it
>Outside trying to find somewhere to park her new Bentley, (no parking spaces shitty terraced houses) cringe at whole situation
>tell her to bail it at Tesco's and we can walk back, this wasted half an hour's time
>try having normal conversation she's clearly used to talking to gigachads (e.g. literal billionaires) and annoyed
>enter house, first thing is people swearing at each other over whose turn it was to use the washing machine
>Tell them to shut up and for her to come upstairs
>"We're not going to eat first?"
>Time running out, housemate frozen pizza in and says can have that
>Bring it into dining room asks if I'm taking the piss
>Apologise and say I clearly should have looked into this more
>Starts bitching at me, say let's just get on with it
>Go upstairs, fuck her, legit puts absolutely zero effort in just lays there expressionless
>Times up, ask if she wants walking back
>Says no, absolutely slams door on way out
Who /sufferingfromsuccess/ here?
sounds like your suffering from retardation desu. get your own house lmao
>can afford a bentley driving whore
>can’t afford to live alone
Wtf dude
Shouldve gone with the $200/hr not $1000/hr
That was fucking beta holy shit
you are just beta bro. No matter how rich you are. Just find a nice girlfriend.
>tfw whore driving a bently
Live there cause have to move around constantly
You ever hired one yourself?
I have ZERO problems getting normal girls but fucking hell she was intimidating/high standards
>>"We're not going to eat first?"
I'll take "Things that never happened for 100 please, Regis"
You should hire her again and try harder, this time I'm sure it will work out better.
holy shit my story with a hooker is much much more embarassing and it was a 100 dollar hooker as well OP. you have it waaay better
Share?
Out with it
>go to a brothel
>i am shy as fuck in general and haven't had sex in a year or so prior to it
>two hookers sit next to me and start touching my crotch
>they are 2/10 and 3/10 at best
>they ask straightaway
>"Hey there honey, wanna fuck us?"
>"N-no haha, thanks."
>they leave
>this repeats about 10 times with different pairs of hookers
>finally one decent hooker approaches
>she's 8/10 and looks really young
>as soon as she sits to me I tell her let's go
>we go to an elevator and she starts a small talk
>she asks me if it's my first time in this brothel
>for some reason I lie and say that I come here often
>she says that it's weird that she's never seen me
>we get to the room and I take a shower, then come back and lie on the bed
>my dick is flaccid as fuck
>she gives me a handjob for 5 minutes and I still can't get a boner because of nervosity
>she tells me if I had alcohol (I actually didn't)
>"No"
>she doesn't believe me and tells me not to drink next time and keeps saying this phrase as if I was a kid
>"Relax baby, we will get him up"
>she puts on a condom and starts giving me a blowjob
>10 minutes later I still have a flaccid cock
>she is pretty upset at this point and tells me to get him up
>I start touching her tits and ass while jerking off and finally get him up
>"Finally" she says and then positions herself for a doggy
>fuck her for 10 seconds until she asks if my dick went flaccid again
>mfw it didn't but at this point I am so stressed out and her confusing with my erect penis with a flaccid one makes me so sad I just say yes
>she forces me to pull out and then tells me to go take a shower
>mfw I paid $100 and didn't even bust a nut
>mfw the whole time a fucking WHORE belittled me and patronized me
Never again I am doing anything like this. I just can't get my dick up without knowing the person
Checked.
Cheers for the story, lad.
> doing what she wants instead of doing what you want
there you have it you beta
just take her on your flimsy arms and toss her on the bed, no matter how much money she owns what the hell dude
also never hire her again
>Go upstairs, fuck her, legit puts absolutely zero effort in just lays there expressionless
she smelled your a beta that wont do shit if she does this
You are such a fucking human failure that you put yourself in a position where you feel you need to give PLEASURE to a fucking slut that you are PAYING for
think that for a second, buy a cheap hooker that does gf experience or is a milf next time
stop looking at porn next time kiddo, do some nofap and kegels, your main issue is that you are going to a brothel because you need social validation and to feel good about yourself rather than natural horniness, you basically need a good philosophy book, do some boxing sparring and get some ass kicking rather than hookers
That's weird. Why would they care either way, they're getting money? Is this proof they actually enjoy it? Am Confused
I suppose they believe manlet pajeets with PIED will give them bad reviews after the fact out of spite and delusion
>spend a couple months in Philippines
>drown in 18-24 year old pussy, some of them prostitutes, most of them snagged from online dating sites or malls
>didn't see a condom once, much less touch one, nobody ever suggested to use one the entire time(!)
>regularly ask the chicks I am fucking if they are on birth control
>nobody is
>tell them I am going to cum inside of them
>they happily agree
>sometimes they bounce up and down while in the bathroom after, ask why
>"so the sperm comes out and I dont get pregnant"
>lol ok
>start telling them I -want- to get them pregnant
>they get excited by the idea and tell me how much they want a white baby
>spend the last few weeks of my trip literally breeding young filipina women, planning out their fertility cycle and then having them come over and fuck bareback when they are possibly ovulating, and encouraging them to position themselves in bed afterwards so that the sperm gets into their cervix and has time to inseminate them
>utterly baffled that not only are these ladies agreeing to this, but get insanely turned on by the idea of having a foreign man straight up tell them he wants to get them pregnant and then going through with it
>"you are crazy user, but for some reason I really like you"
>so you will have my babies?
>"yes of course!"
>lol ok
>was doing this with several different women simultaneously, using sildenifil (viagra) and stimulants to keep my energy levels up since I was fucking 2 or 3 women a day.
and thats how I wound up with 3 happa kids, all born in the same month, by 3 different women under the age of 24. 2 daughters, 1 son, all confirmed mine through paternity testing
I spend $600 a month to support them (200 each is a significant amount where the women are from), and two of the mothers want me to visit again soon to get them pregnant again.
No larp.
The high tier (and some low tier) do actually enjoy their work, yes.
>utterly baffled that not only are these ladies agreeing to this
>I spend $600 a month to support them
I think we know why they were excited by the prospect of a beta provider
This thread is peak Jow Forums
Highlight of the trip
>snag this absolutely adorable and petite 19 year old out of a bar that kept giving me 'that look'
>hang out with her smoking hooka and chit chatting
>she is fascinated with my fucked up expat life
>flirt with her a little bit and she eats it up
>she leaves to the bathroom
>comes back
>"user I have something for you, hold out your hand"
>wut? but do it
>something warm, soft, and sorta damp is pressed into it
>it's her fucking panties and they are tangibly wet
>this teenage asian girl just went to the bathroom, took her panties off, then came back and gave them to me, in public
>pocket the panties
>ok, lets go back to my place
>she's thrilled of course
>on the way back she asks me something,
>"user you don't want to use a condom do you?"
>uh what? I mean, I'd rather not, since blah blah etc...
>"good! I want you to cum inside of me! I love that"
>lol ok
>and then we got home and fucked for an hour straight, and I got to experience sex with a multi orgasmic teenage nymphomaniac who treated me like her personal fucktoy
>she finally passes out and sleeps in my bed for several hours, a total mess
>I fuck around on my phone and laptop
>she finally wakes up, seeming groggy
>"user...." she's stretching and looking around seeming a bit confused
>you ok?
>"I want more sex!"
nice girl, lovely country, absolutely not surprised about their overpopulation problem after having spent some time there and getting to know how their women act