How to get GF?

>25
>work in male dominated field with boomers, have no interaction with women in my day to day life
>work night shift
>no friends
>don’t drink or do drugs

how do I invest into getting a gf Jow Forums? I’m thinking of volunteering at an animal shelter or something but I’m afraid no woman my age will be there

what do I just want a cute gf who isn’t into the whole party thing and being a drama whore

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Just be yourself :^)

Go to church and find a nice Christian girl

But I don’t know what church to go to

go to the Westboro Baptist Church

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Your kidding right? You buy groceries don't you? Hell next time your at Walmart,Kroger, or Whole Foods look around you. Those places are swarming with women. And I ain't referring to just the shoppers either. I talk with this one girl at my local Kroger all the time I happen to see her. Just basic chat shit. She works there. Hot as hell. If I wasn't married I'd seriously consider seeing if she'd like to go out sometime.

I’m too much of a pussy to approach women at a grocery store nor do I want to deal with the crazy cunt that starts screaming and recording me to post a story about how I sexually assaulted her

>hmm where is the best place to get advice about women ah yes Jow Forums the board full of lonely social rejects who post day in and day out about how they need money so they can finally lose their virginity
Great job, OP!

Make money, women are whores

Go die normalfag
I can't imagine how easy life must be when you are able to possibly go out with any random girl you feel like just by fucking doing "basic chat shit".

>imagine wanting a GF
sad
yikes
cringe
pathetic
kek

>imagine coping this hard

Drama whore is good user after a fight u get d best sex n ur lyf just don't ring d hoe

Quality onaholes are $20, trust me this is a much better investment

this. holy fuck so much this

Based

Time to drink some alcohol like the rest of us manic depressives... Then use drugs to cheer yourself up. Good way to meet chicks if nothing else.

no thanks don’t need to cope my life is good I just want a good hearted gf

>has good life
>gets a "good hearted" gf
>has bad life
get the onahole bro

Doesn't sound that great if you can't attract a female. Guess you've got no choice but to do what the boomer said and strike up a conversation.

I can’t attract a woman because I don’t see them in my day to day life

incredible reading comprehension bub

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>INVESTING IN WOMEN
STAY POOR

Sounds like you could use a wank. Bit frustrated? Join a fucking art class or something.

Cope

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>download tinder, bumble whatever dating app is popular in your area

>swipe right on literally every woman on there

>when you match then you decide if you want to talk to her or not

>tinder
>start drinking doing drugs (dont do this though)

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I don’t do social media.

:^) I'm trying to give you suggestions, not coping. I guess it's you that has poor reading comprehension. Best of luck talking to women! Maybe go to /fa/ and get them to help you peacock.

why don't you just save up a little and get a fleshlight instead

well start you fucking moron. It seems not doing social media isn’t getting you any women is it you dumb kike

This. There is literally no excuse not to meet women with all data apps available out there.

I am in the same boat as you OP. I can’t a girl because I refuse to take part in jewified normie culture.

I can provide a nice house on a farm to raise a big family with. Any girl who would rather live a trad life with a smart husband who knows what’s best. Hit me up. I most likely won’t be single for much longer as I am now seriously looking for a ltr.

You have a lot to learn user. Fleshlights are OK but you have much more variety importing onaholes. Some of them blow Fleshlights out the water

ignore everyone who gave you advice its not healthy for a male to constantly worry about this. if youd like just take up a dance class but you will not be able to remove the thought of getting a girlfriend and you will come across creepy if you proceed like this

Unironically based. I was seeing a girl who was wanting a country lifestyle but I wasn’t sure I was into that at the time. Now I’d be okay with it, should’ve been more open to it

You wrote something really pathetic.

>I want a gf but dont want to take any initiative to go get

The people on this fucking sometimes, jesus christ.

>hey guys is volunteering a good way to meet women
>dude fuck that find some turbonormie whore on tinder

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>nor do I want to deal with the crazy cunt that starts screaming and recording me to post a story about how I sexually assaulted her
He's right you know

you know not every girl on tinder is a whore and some girls have trouble meeting normal guys too hence the reason they would use dating apps.

fuckin permavirgin FAGGOT

any woman with social media is no woman I'm interested in

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I bet there’s a grand total of 0 women interested in you

Actually one at my job is

but I'm no social butterfly so obviously no one can be interested in a person they don't know exists