People pay thousands a month for premium ocean property

When roughin' it or in survival mode, ALWAYS think "What would Pajeet do?"

ENHANCE

Also, you can refill gallon buckets for water

so everytime you need to take a piss or a dump you have to go to a gym? Does your solar give you enough power for heating/cooling?

You're 0.5 of a hobo. Nobody envies your living conditions other than full hobos.

No ill just piss outside or in a bottle
>heat
You dont see the woodstove?
And yes the solar is enough to power the tv, laptop, waterpump, and little fridge.

I'm a student in New Zealand and thinking of doing this, what were your costs to set it up?

How much do you spend a month to maintain it?

How do you get wifi?

How do you cook food?

>a literal cuck shed on wheels

10k USD for everything including the van, most expensive items being the roof vent and fireplace

tether wifi hotspot

on the grill that you see in the picture

I just don't see how this could work anywhere that didn't have a very mild climate, I have lived in both Texas and Minneosta, you would die in Minnesota winters and probably die of heatstroke in Texas summers.

also 500/month for everything internet, food, gas

How many linkies do I need to sell for a set up like this?

Also, what are your monthly expenses directly related to the van live-- gas/maintenance/laundromat/insurance/parking/etc?

You forgot to ENHANCE you fucking kike

OP is from San Diego

Amazing build bro. How does those Genelec sound inside the van ? I am planning a build and I want to install studio monitors aswell

i used to do this for a year

i would get lazy and just start shitting in bags then dumping them like at gas stations and shit

Wait, are these actually your pics? If so I've seen your youtube video showing off this very same van.

>Park near ocean
>Get evicted
>Shit in public restrooms
>Shower at ???

Yea no thanks, I'm happy with my penthouse

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Still in your Indian shithole?

Evening

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sick build!

Share specs/plans?

>these
>views

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I rather buy a somewhat luxury tow behind camper it would be way more convenient and I bet they aren't that expensive and more kino

Based Bulju poster.

Yup, much better to live above the roadshitters and look down on them and be free to discriminate rather that move to some cuck country and be forced to share my wife with a nigger or risk Being called a racist. In India you are free to rape, kill or do anything else as long as you are rich.

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lol sup from Florida

Wtf do you live in a ghost town?

>Ghost town

What do you mean?

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Jesus. Your camera says you're poor.

What van?

Its an e250

>Shit in public restrooms

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The design is pretty simple

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I thought gas wasn't supposed to be stored inside.

Its perfectly safe, people that say otherwise are memeing you

You can get a detector if you are paranoid

not gonna lie, looks pretty comfy

based e-class brotha. i would recognize that ford console anywhere. i lived in my e250 for a few years and i miss it every goddamn day

There's only so much enhancing possible unfortunately.

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the sun is too far left of the center of the cup. immersion fucking ruined.

Literally this. 100% this. Your "house" is less equipped then my overland camping vehicle... then dealing with the headake of shower, washing clothes, storing more then a months worth of food, constantly needing electricty and not having space for hobbies or even being able to fucking move around- not to mention the trouble from the cops and hooligans giving you shit... then your limited to where you can even pull this off. Its a fucking headake; not to mention the "ya wana come back to my place" and if she fucking does go to where a parking lot ? Like fuck bro

I get that some anons think this is cool. But trust me i know it fucking sucks cock for you non stop and its a constant headake and the issues you run into living like this.

And im not even kidding you, your entire "life" is less equipped then my overland truck.

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Looks comfy. It's night here or I would post my view of the blue ridge mountains.

unironically based and redpilled

the new stalker game looks great

OP is in San Diego. They just made it legal to live in your car indefinitely in public areas. The beaches are a nightmare because of half hobos like him

Lol how can you not shower/wash

Based.

post truck.

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You get a cheap gym membership for daily showers

>putting planks with the same pattern so close together, even facing the same direction
I mean, yes, at least the print is offset on one of them from the edge, but come on.

>shit in restrooms
>no thanks
Careful now, Rajesh.

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Oh shit, there's even another one right under the bananas that I ddin't see at first. What the fuck are you doing?

Admitting a $500 per month rent, 10k is a year and 8 month of rent, rounding it up at 2 years when accounting for van related expenses (and I'm being conservative, 2k in 2 years means no major issue)
This is only more profitable than a flat if you live like this for more than 2 years. Fuck that. Not saying having a van isn't nice , but in terms of money management, you'd spend less having flatmates and no car, plus you'd have a shower and you wouldn't perfume all your stuff as soon as you cook.

Youre not renting anywhere nice for 500 bucks, and then you have all other expensives on top of that

Where I am youre paying 1k+ for a studio alone

Nice view, raju.

>$10,000 +$6,000 annually to live in a van
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine the smell.

>2 million to live in a house the size of a van

hAHAHAHAHA

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Yikes. I can live in an actual apartment for that here in Germistan

But youre not feeding yourself, paying for transport and your bills and paying rent for that

Yes I do. I pay 300 for a room in a shared apartment. Internet gas water and electricity included. 200 for food and drink. Transport is free to me as a student. I even have basic plumbing and a kitchen! Mind blowing right?

docking isnt free, larper

it is dirt cheap
but not free

t. docked right next to the oracle worlds most expensive boat

kek, rent controlled socialist utopia.

>be german
>live in 300EUR a month shared room like a syrian refugee
>literally a broke student
>parents wealth accumulated over 30 years, nowhere to be seen. State steals half your income on the spot
>one day dream of bringing home 3k eur a month and renting your own studio

>Americans pay $1000 a month to rent a bunk bed at Podschwitz in LA

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>10k USD for everything including the van, most expensive items being the roof vent and fireplace

BULL SHIT

What do you think is expensive?

Only 50k and you don't have to shit in the bucket you use to shower.
youtube.com/watch?v=PV8neFOYMwM

A decent van alone is going to run $10k, factor in all the furnishings and materials you're more than well over

They dont cost anywhere near 10k, you arent buying brand new.

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Enhance braj

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>Be American
>Live in a van

$500 is what he says he pays for food, internet and gas. Most people likely spend at least $10 a day on food ($300) and a good cellular plan with unlimited data is $60 bucks or so, leaving $140 spent on gas. Considering most normal people spend at least $50 on gas just for their commute to work that leaves him with $90 of van-specific living costs (extra money spent on gas). Apart from that $90 everything else he'd be paying for whether he was in a van, apartment or mansion + he'd need to pay actual rent, heating, electricity, non-cellular internet and so on. His van has paid for itself in well under a year

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Meant for

Is this Chernobyl ?

>not living Chernobyl for peace and quiet
>making it

minttinyhomes.com/elementor-1910-3-2

This is the true red pill. An actual house you can tow around.

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Iturup.

minttinyhomes.com/tiny-house-gallery-mint-loft-4-2
I might actually buy one of these in the next few years.

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Might as well live in an RV or School bus, you arent parking that shit on a street like you can a van

Can you stand up in here or are the pillow s regular sized?

you mean glorified rolling cuckshed

Kek

I literally have to work 10 hours a week to afford a comfortable lifestyle with healthy food and medical security. Enjoy working your self to death or living like a glorified homeless person.

>A house that goes down in value the moment you buy it

Genius

I've enhanced it a little. Looks like a regular van jew.

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COOOOUUUNTRY ROOOOOOAAADS

>minttinyhomes.com/tiny-house-gallery-mint-loft-4-2
im a manlet and this looks great for me

I'm renting a great spot for $500 a month and I'm in Los angeles. Private bathroom, private bedroom, wifi, water, electricity. It's a house too. not an apartment, laundry is on site. I pay $500 flat it's only 3 miles away from my job and i save $1500 a month

>Looks like a regular van jew.
LMAO

Ori and the Blind Forest, my nigga

Having flatmates = instantly bills get reduced to a fraction. I house share with friends in a decent neighbourhood in London. All in - £495

Average house prices in London are £482,000
Average in LA, adjusted are £533,252.90

500 bucks no, but surely no more than $650