>do you want to own Jow Forums?
>what would you do to it?
Do you want to own Jow Forums?
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bring back the like system permanently
Delete all the anime boards and make posting anime a bannable offence.
yeah i'll own it
BAN phoneposter
remove google captcha and all third party services, swap out the complete mod staff and keep public record about three letter agencies requests. i'd make Jow Forums great again. pic kinda related.
>keep public record about three letter agencies requests
dunno how u do that tho? base the servers in russia or china? if u broadcast that stuff u get 20 yrs supermax
I would add screennames, profile pics, and a points system. You can use points to skip captchas or slow cooldown times. Delete all the NSFW boards and ban offensive language so the alt-right incels will leave us alone.
ban all jannies
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under what laws?
waiting
I don't necessarily want to, I would ... I'd bring back word filters and try to encourage more user content in /b/ instead of "ugh jerk off to instagram and requests".
I'd also bring back sage start and offensive against normie posters.
bring flags to Jow Forums
allow sound in webms
something about iron man and infinity stones and thanos
Replace fire hydrants, buses and crosswalks with Pajeets, normies and brappers
Desktop only. Removing the influence of normalslabs would improve everything.
Remove pol bang and adv
Make perks and Easter eggs and like system
US law
if ur a us citizen and u get a request from a DoD controlled unit you can't even say you've been contacted. u'll get bagged in no time if u do. they have same reach in Uk. they try the same shit in the eu saying you'll get extradited etc but plenty ppl talked out there since US don't have as much reach especially against nordics.
y bant?
This. Jow Forums NEEDS FLAGS.
Ban all eurocucks
is this fake then youtube.com
holy finna cringeola.
user, this is a serious question:
If someone were to make a decentralized Jow Forums capable of handling the traffic where the barrier to entry was zero - basically as easy as opening a website and your browser joins the mesh network, would you use it? Because fuck jannies and I'm waiting for an excuse to make this.
wot some fbi agents asking for help? what's that got to do with communications act? it's just a tape of some local fbi dudes with no warrant scoping out groups of locals.
I'd go back to using HTTPS and blue boards would be Jow Forums pass only posting but a Jow Forums pass would be $5/year with optional $50/year to unthrottle posting limit. Paid users could still be banned.
I would if you offered things mentioned here and make it extremely open-sourced and transparent.
>add tracking cookies to collect user data.
>Add cuck porn ads to pol after merging it with mlp and trash
>Make z the homepage
>Make the boards fight in a Mugen tournament deleting the losers.
THIS
Fire all the mods and jannies
1 make this site a Brave/BAT rewards recipient.
2 hosting honeypots for government cash
3 ?????
4 profit
nuke Jow Forums
looked kinda like a request from a DoD controlled unit happening in the US. anyways obviously don't host anything in the US and they can suck it.
>turning into a SJW faggot
wow why am I not surprised a faggot like you would do that
flags in every board
>what would you do to it?
datamine everything
sell to the governments and any other high payers that want the data
i'm talking official orders u know like letters not doorstep chats. fbi can use subpeonas or whatever if they have to or whatever u call them in the US to send NSLs out. The ones from the NSA always have gag orders in them, ALWAYS. Some guy who worked with Jow Forums about 10 years ago leaked the content of the Jow Forums one on here. He talked about when they were setting up a direct archive link thing where they could log in an request an permenat archive of a thread and all metadata. All gagged. Obviously if ur careful and not a brainlet you can leak info truly anonymously.
no meme flags thou