18 years old and ready to start my life of suffering!

18 years old and ready to start my life of suffering!

So boys, what should I do first? Any books you recommend before I start investing in stocks and crypto (and also create a free movie site with a shit load of invisible ads)?

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I recommend no longer human

Protocols of the Elders of Zion

classics are
the lean startup
think and grow rich
the e myth revisted

not for investing, more on business

>So boys, what should I do first?
get a job and start making money. literally any job, if you're 18 nobody has any expectations for you.

you'll want to start slow with Boku no Pico and work your way towards Kneepads for Dummies.
Soon you'll be up to earning 10$ a day if you can learn to get rid of your gag reflex

zero to one
liar's poker
when genius failed
barbarians at the gate
outliers
fooled by randomness

Explain this (please, i don't get it)

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Fuck off with that pic OP. The authoritarian right is more than Nazis. The authoritarian left is more than Stalin. The libertarian right is more than free market fundementalism. The Libertarian left is certainly not fucking Clinton for Christ's sake she's a centrist and you're actually retarded go stick your head in a fucking microwave.

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>planning for the future with crypto
>thinks creating and hosting an illegal movie site will make him any money instead of not even making enough to cover server costs and being fucked by c&d letters and fines

Good luck getting that job at McDonald's. You can't be serious with this.

Silence, fag.

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thus spoke zarathustra

you should go to college and invest in yourself.

even if you managed to invest in bitcoin early enough to make 100x, unless you invested $10,000 you still don't have a million dollars.

you need to have money to make money.

you should be spending this time getting a kickass GPA and internships while majoring in an employable major at a reputable college. Get a good job and then work hard for a few years and maybe jump around between companies to increase your pay.

Then when you're making six figures you can invest in magic internet money and other ponzis. And maybe, in the unlikely event that you invest $10,000 in a coin that actually 100x's, you can retire a millionaire.

But when that doesn't happen, which it won't, at least you'll be able to fall back on your good job and high income, and achieve a high standard of living and perhaps a modestly early retirement if you save your money wisely.

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This guy is a fag OP. You are young, take a fucking chance and make some risky investments. Why would you invest in something risky and do that shit when your older and have actual bills and responsibilities.

god damn I am so conflicted as to which folder to save this image in

this is a breddy gud list desu

read "to your scattered bodies go" then kill yourself

>Any books you recommend before I start investing in stocks and crypto
don't read books, just read Jow Forums and invest in frens and chainlink!

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This. If you want to escape the rat race, that is!
Laughing out Loud!

take hrt

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sauce on gif pls

>destined for mediocrity

do what this guy says, throw as much money as you can into crypto now (LINK). seriously.

Books are the biggest rip-off

You should study and keep off Jow Forums for another six years until you're not a baby anymore and stop shitting this place with your baby posts.