About to go to Mcdonalds. Any tips on how to maximize my experience?

About to go to Mcdonalds. Any tips on how to maximize my experience?

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Look the manager in the eyes and give her a firm handshake. Be confident. You can do it.

I get coupons in the mail sometimes with the weekly grocery store flyers. Recommend remembering them if you've them.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Number Five... and uuuuuuuuuuuu

don't go there.

get a vanilla cone
and only go to a mcdonalds with white employees

I heard that the mcdonald's app has legitimately good deals

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coffee is good and every 11th one is free. Don't get a drink combo, get your food and then ask for water. They have to give you a cup and then go fill it with whatever pop you want. Also a great time to load up on vinegar, salt and pepper. McDonald's has them all for free. Bring your laptop with torrents ready, the wifi is free and fast. Be courteous to staff when explaining how the food was cold and you will get your money back or more food depending on what you want. Usually the urinals are open design and close to the door, great for piss-mogging the fat lazy fucks who eat there. They always play demoralizing music about a guy not being good enough for a girl or begging her back so bring your own music.

Order fries without salt. Then ask for a salt package. You get fresh fries guaranteed and you piss off the wagecucking motherfucker stuck behind the desk.

What the fuck how often do you fucking go to McDonald's? Is that you, Sergey?

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Lmao this is autism at its finest

old pasta is still good

Shove your dick in one of the grease bins.

>piss-mogging
what's piss-mogging?

>save up piss until you're minutes from losing control
>get about a half chub
>wait until other guys are pissing, then stand next to them but about a foot back from urinal
>get your engorged unit out and spray as hard as you can
>look right at other guy's dick and compare size of stream and penis
>if both of yours are bigger you win and he got piss-mogged.

Thank you

Expect for the fact that I carry a little vial of piss around for you faggots who do this

Get fucked faggot

Its Friday, just cook your own hamburger for cheaper. Or don't and get fucked up the ass for shit food.

So fucking based

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FOR

FREE

Underrated post!

Double quarter pounder deluxe and bacon cheese fries with sweet tea or coke

Order an Ice Cream cone . those things are good.

McDonald's cashier here.

Ask for ridiculous amounts of cream / sugar / flavoring in your coffee

Large ice coffee no ice

Load your cheeseburgers up with vegetables

Usually there's some sort of value deal going on (2 McMuffin for 4 bucks)

Alternatively just walk up the counter and claim you never got your _____ and usually the tired apathetic wagies will give you whatever you want no questions asked

based and badabababa-pilled

Their signature crafted sandwiches are unironically good and worth the extra price. You can use the mcdonalds app and usually get a good deal like free medium fries with your order or 2 for the price of 1 sandwich. Their quality has improved over the last few years.

There's a nonzero chance that you'll be leaving with a
-big mac
-mcchicken
-or both.

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i got a mcchicken by mistake a couple months ago and now i get one every time i go
im usually more of a mcdouble nigger

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>walk up to the counter and vlaim you never got your ...
can confirm, I used to do this in highschool a lot. Or when they shart shouting around who ordered the cheeseburger, you wait a moment see if anyone says anything and if nobody does you say you did. Plenty of free food at McD

I'm dying

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>They have to give you a cup and then go fill it with whatever pop you want.
thats theft you piece of shit. imagine being either so poor or so cheap that you cant cough up $1 for a drink
yeah agreed quality improvement is very noticeable. not a fan of the bacon smokehouse signature it just tastes off with the mustard and the shredded onions get all over the fucking place. rather have the mushroom swiss. the quarter pounder has seen a huge improvement too and i can definitely chow one of those down easy

how did you never get caught? i used to go to del taco with fake coupons for 2 free chicken soft tacos but after the third time these kikes stopped the gravy train

>outsource the labor of pouring drinks to customer
>takes roughly 10 seconds to fill, cap and straw if I move fast
>drink costs $1 like you said
>My hourly rate for work is $65/hr
>MCD worker gets paid $15/hr
>Worth more than 4x the worker that would normally be assigned to assemble my pop

I'm getting absolutely fucking screwed if I buy the drink. No thank you.

Based and Jewpilled

its as says the tired and apathetic wagies will give you what you want no questions asked. I guess the employees never really gave a shit.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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“Three for free”? Is that you?

How much do drinks even cost them? I wonder if you could start a restaurant with the gimmick that it's one free soft-drink per person, as long as at least one meal per person was ordered. You could probably jack up the price a bit.

pay with omisego i hear they are a partner

BIG OOF

>that's theft
lol. Imagine paying for free drinks

yes the demoralising music. like. why? is it just the nwo?

biz works at mc donalds confirmed

Bacon smokehouse with crispy chicken, no mustard is god tier but like everything else at McD's it's bad if you don't eat it within like 3 minutes