How do I become a successful Chad like this guy?

why is her mouth so wide is scaring me

The virgin coder vs. the chad escort

found this on google image search, based Chinks laughing at the turbovirgin

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This

They are natural born experts at this, thousands of pics to select the best body language that attracts men like flies

Checked and keked

0 attraction in her eyes
What is her play here? Attract crypto nerds?

My wide cock will fit in it just fine

literally invent a blockchain

mania

her breath smells good

famous

Be white and rich

>make a lot of money
>stop caring about anything
>ask hot women out to expensive dinners
>buy them expensive purses
>if they dont fuck you dump them and go to the next one

its easy to conceptualize how these things work if you're not retarded

>Be born with Rich parents
>Start a financial blog titled "from zero to millionaire"
>Watch the dough rake in as retards take your aspie financial advice like "get a1 % rewards credit card and other wikiHow bullshit"

Repeat

Yes women are basically just warm holes. Not a whole lot to them LMAO

Just get a lot of money to keep attracting more holes. That's all they seem to care about. Also drug addiction and a criminal record helps LOOOL

You normies are fucked. You got a 1% chance of finding a soul someday between all the mindless holes.

This is true.

Also if you take them anywhere, as in travel with them, they will fuck you. Even if you're a fucking 3/10, if you fly them to Bali they're going to get drunk enough one night and fuck you.

So yeah, be rich.

Lol so fkn clueless about women. Spend all the money you want on a girl she still won't fuck you unless she's a gold digger or prostitute, neither of which is worth a chads cock.

you seem to be missing the whole part where if they dont fuck you then you dump them and go to the next one. I dont care how much you think you understand, outside of fatties and smelly vagoo bitches no woman is going to fuck you unless you buy them dinners. the hotter they are the more shit you need to buy to impress them and get them to fuck you.

but keep trying to attract hot women with your "personality" and tell me how it goes

>(HINT: women have no personalities so they don't care about yours)

>when you come home cry naked in the shower
tgif amiright fren

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A tilted head is submissive. Thots and soi men do it to attract alpha anal violators

tfw crooked neck due to exercise injury
i think it sends mixed signals

It's a well-known modelling technique, a 30 degree tilt with slight inclination towards the camera makes women appear more youthful and interested.

Huh? That's literally what being a Chad is about. Getting into trouble or having lots of money. One or the other attracts them basically. That's literally all I've seen, except in old fashioned country girls. Amish or rural women seem more genuine.

Bet you've been wondering why you've had to take more dicks than usual

anyone seen the surprise AMA last night?

No, was it extra chad?

>>ask hot women out to expensive dinners
>>buy them expensive purses
>>if they dont fuck you dump them and go to the next one
>he ends up broke and still hasn't fucked one