ITT we run the perfect bike shop

ITT we run the perfect bike shop

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Santa Cruz and Niner Bikes, everything else is normie trash.

>hi I'm looking for a bi- BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

I like em THICC

sit on my face for a discount--hot chicks only

Goddam i already hate the coping low test user who will say "too big".

Sauce on this roastie

There is only ONE bike shop in my town, and they barely manage to stay in business. My town is close to 200k population too

Anyone like this one better?

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>eeew yucky!
>you know poop comes from there right??

why can't we just have a thick thread go right?

They say too big because pencil dicks can't penetrate

no not rele

I am sexually attracted to suspension linkages.

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i came looking at the welds

Where we're going we don't need welds.

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Can we just remove cyclists from existence?

are you in a fat burger suburb where nobody rides bikes

t. Pic related

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>normie bikes
Everything else is normie
hahahaha

What can I say, I got spoiled on boutique bikes after working in a shop for 7 years! It's like comparing a Corvette to a Ferrari.

holy fuck the fucking toilet on this bitch

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