What kind of aesthetic modifications will you make to your girlfriend when you make it and have the money to do so?

What kind of aesthetic modifications will you make to your girlfriend when you make it and have the money to do so?

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Make her penis bigger.

I hold link btw, not sure if it matters

Do work on face. If she is fat, get a new one

What the fuck has she done to those tomatoes

Well my gf already has a bigger ass than that man so im good.

these pictures make me feel lonely

MY GOD. WHAT IS SHE DOING TO THE TOMATOES???

Peeled them you fucking dunces.

lobotomy
she'll become a mindless slave

BUT WHY? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM..

retard

A girl should already mindlessly worship you, if you failed at this your genes deserve to die with you.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

None, she's already perfect.

She is utterly imperfect, let her know you're not afraid to look at other girls and absolutely always compare her to other girls. Female hypergamy always exists and you should treat this fact seriously. Be stern and consistent, don't show or tell more than unecessary and ALWAYS have a plan in your life that doesn't include her. She is along for the ride with you and she should know that you'll keep going like nothing happened if she bails.

Based and linkpilled

More than necessary**

Peeled tomatoes dissolve while cooking and get cooked faster.

Flavourful and chef-pilled

but the peel contains 100% of the vitamins and nutrients, the rest is 100% water of course it dissolves

Find a real tomato and eat it.
Not the plastic genetically modified shit you ate all your life.

dumbass

THIS
DONT LIVE IN THE US

Cucked and chucked in T minus...

A girl with plastic surgery still has inferior genes that will be noticeable in your kids. Dump her for a natural beauty

I'm gonna have two sex bots, one will be a stacked motherly futa that tells me I'm a good boy and a cunnybot that smells like vanilla.

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literally this

I know this is true but its like...what is the fucking point in dealing with all this bullshit. I'd rather fuck a whore twice a month and get back to work.

>link bag holder
>into traps
Checks out, user

fix her nose, breast lift, brazilian butt lifting, botox for her lips

look at that ass. that damn ass

Fucking ripped chunks out of the tomato

You peel a tomato by ripping it apart until you can see your fingermarks tearing through??

Laser hair removal from the toes to the neck and maybe a breast augmentation if I get bored of her cute little titties. Other than that shes good already.

'cunny'

If there was ever a word that is only used by gross people, this is one of them.