May 1st

no cocaine
no gambling
no alcohol
no nicotine
no benzos
no opiates
no speed
no mdma
no prostitutes
no porn
no fap

its the 5th month ill be trying. im at a do or die point right now. being clean when you have fuck you money is literally impossible but i will break the matrix. i must.

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None of those? Wtf are you going to do then

get frank zane tier shredded. lifting weights is the only thing giving me joy besides drugs

Try mobas

may 22
>remember that 10000 bitcoins were paid for 2 fucking pizzas
>check on your cold wallets and realize you will never dare to cash out lest you will be remembered like the moron who bought pizza for 10000 btc

Sounds good. Remember you gotta eat big to get big

I haven't done most of those, my main vice is fapping and porn. I drink like 2x a month

>no cocaine
easy
>no gambling
hmm okay
>no alcohol
I don't like where this is going
>no porn
uh
>no fap
impossible

So how much money / btc you got? (no IRS here kek)

imagine selling a pizza for 10000 btc

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arent you braindamaged by all this stuff?

He's on Jow Forums

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You just sound like you have no real personality or friends.

>t. happily does half those things throughout a given year.

Ikr
A whole pizza
With toppings

If you're still here you haven't really quit porn.

Let me guess, porn and fapping are the two

thats true. its not may 1st yet anonkun

Holy shit, just stick to psychedelics and occasional speed, faggots like you give responsible recreational users a bad rep

good luck bro. I was a heavy fentanyl addict for a little over a year back in 2017. I had hundreds of bitcoin so I could buy as much as I wanted and I never had to worry about running out of money or doing depraved shit just to get a fix. It makes it harder to quit when you can easily afford it but it is possible. I'm 300 days clean now :)

What was being a fentanyl addict like

>imagine having to list that many vices

>half
>the 2
I know a minority of people here can do math, but jesus christ.. To be more explicit since you're curious: coke, booze, nicotine, gambling, mdma, fapping

OP needs to regulate

It takes a real badass like you to brag about doing such mundane shit

well I always think back and remember the good times, blissed out 24/7. However since it has such a short half-life I would wake up at least twice a night in withdrawals and would need to dose to go back to sleep. Also if I went an hour and a half without a dose I would start getting sick. Withdrawal was worse than heroin, I would never wish a fentanyl addiction on anyone.

bragging? My original post was making it clear OP needs a life outside of "mundane shit" i.e. vices. They definitely are. It's not happiness, and happiness is a false god anyways.

Congratulations though, you're not only shit at math but you have the social intelligence of a 12 yr old.