>wagecucks
Wagecucks
>intentionally infecting the whole office with bird flu
boomers still have about 15 years until they die off
>satire
That's a bad chinaman, bad!
I would save my shit and smear it on the board, dont care if they DNA test me. The amount of snark, on that board makes me go nuclear.
My payroll company wouldn't let me implement these policies... What's a good state to move my business to?
Try Pyongyang.
Nah... you ever been in a room of all Asians and you know they're talking about you, but you can't make out any of it except the pointing, laughing, and making their eyes round with their fingers.
Oh God how I wish that were so. Try 2048....so almost 30 more.fucking years.
Dude like just pull out your cock
Get woke go broke.
I bet that shit hole company funds sjws or some hardcore right cuck church.
Currently work at a place that celebrates this. Refused to get my supervisor a gift, a lady in the office said it was a bad idea (not to get a gift, unfortunately the brown noser on the team sent something over email with all teammates on the email
I don't want your sick ass coming in and fucking getting everyone else sick too. Stay home or pick a place to die. Why the fuck do people even have this concept as a sick days anyway? either you can work or you fucking cant. How the fuck do you do this bullshit with pretending we can choose how sick we get ahead of time.
> Oh fuck I got fucking flu but I ran out of sick days
FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT SHIT NEAR ME!!
I'm thinking of becoming a carer. It pays more to wipe an old ladies ass and make their breakfast than it does holding a second line IT support role from my experience. I've got a dog so having to clean up poo once in a while doesn't bother me anyway but imagine peeing in their tea.
Fuck that shit lmao
Have you ever been to a nursing home? It's a very depressing sight.
>Bond of servitude
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAH
Yes but I can't help but think them dying gives me an opportunity to make some shekels. You see westerners put their old people in nursing homes, I cozy up to them and convince them to throw some shekels my way instead of giving it to their good for nothing family who dumped them there.
This is the inevitable result of unfettered capitalism not "boomers" per se. It's true that boomers support more of those policies, while most young people are more progressive, so you're right in a sense. But you probably voted for Trump so you supported the policies that cause this. I never understood why young Trump supporters, who hate progressives, constantly hate on boomers. Boomers tend to be more racist/conservative/Trump voters, so you're actually on the same side.
I've seen so many young schmucks rolling 80-90yo grannies around airport duty free shops looking at male watches and perfume that this might just work
should pay well as long as you don't mind being a literal human garbage bin
>his government doesn't allocate him 1 month paid leave per year
>you are also NOT entitled to 10 days paid sick leave
Jesus fuck i couldn't imagine
God bless regulation
Did you read it all? It's obviously a joke. Settle down.
Boomers are liberal as fuck. They hate capitalism, which is why you see so much shit like this. How do you confuse these two very opposite things? Or are you trolling?
wait is this allow?
b-but, sick people at work make other people sick, why would you want that
Is this real?
The absolute STATE of this post
>This is the inevitable result of unfettered capitalism not "boomers" per se. It's true that boomers support more of those policies, while most young people are more progressive, so you're right in a sense. But you probably voted for Trump so you supported the policies that cause this. I never understood why young Trump supporters, who hate progressives, constantly hate on boomers. Boomers tend to be more racist/conservative/Trump voters, so you're actually on the same side.
I thought Hillary won the popular vote.
Brainlet detected
nursing homes cost like 90k a year, there won't be any shekels left
I think they're covered on the NHS in the UK.
I'll probably have to look into this further and make a proper plan to get these shekels.
UK ur not allowed more than 25K or something in ur bank balance if u go into nursing home. there's some gay ass rule like that.
also if u own a home u gotta sell it. and the money u gotta use for the care home.
Fug, I may need to hatch a new plan to profit off of boomers
I'm a medfag that's not only illegal but horrible from an epidemiology approach. Let alone the immorality of it.
Burn the boomers with plasma
no naughty websites wagies
>seizes
It's clearly satire retard, god bless my mommy gubmint though!
You can do that shit in low skilled jobs, you try that with high skilled positions and they will fkn just laugh at you.
I recently got multiple sclerosis which means i was owned for 8 months straight and will probably be owned in the future forever. I had 16,000 euros saved in the bank and i used none of it. The state has both provided me with excellent medical care and social support throughout the ordeal. My country is in northern Europe and remains one of the most attractive countries for companies to settle. I feel genuine compassion to my American brothers who got Jewed by Jew lies so companies don't pay taxes and you're fucked when you get sick.
I wonder if management follows the same rules.
You're arguing with FSB agents. Stop forgetting that. The only true cure to this is if we implement a final solution to deal with the slavic problem
>the absolute state of your union
what company is that? lmao the absolute state