Tfw homeless

>tfw homeless

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LARP

get a job faggot
>inb4 cain't, system be broked n sheeit

Get a job ya bum

Homeless people get free food, free money, and free housing in California.

Been there done that. Whatever.
Just get financial aid for university and invest in yourself. Sleeping outside during the semester I don't think anyone even noticed since I didn't talk to anyone nor have any friends lulz

For the love of God please stop sending your homeless here. Grayhound is not the answer.

t. Californian.

thats what im doing right now
not larp
the system IS broken though but still

>thats what im doing right now
So keep at it.
If you save everything you can and maybe take some student loans as well you can buy a 5k car to sleep in. Highly recommend it btw it sucks but it's so much better than sleeping outside without one.

you not having a job enough to buy a room is a you problem. the system is working just fine for poor people and rich people, it's broken for normal people.

Homeless thread ?

>tfw have enough crypto to get an apartment but choose to live with close to zero expenses in order to get as many satoshis as possible.

I probably have a mental illness but i dont care.

Try to afford a plane ticket and come to Europe (Belgium,France,Germany,Switzerland,Sweden,Denmark...).
Here you will get free cash, free housing, free medical care, free phone, free food, free transport.

>Here you will get free cash, free housing, free medical care, free phone, free food, free transport.
He already has all that as an american if he's that poor and in university.

i had a room but long story short if you run into any trouble for any reason then it can go downhill pretty fast. i realise why the emergency fund threads get spammed now at least
how do you get by? i mean that cant work long term probably unless you have a big ass van
sounds like a bad idea long term

How can I get a long term stay in a Norway prison without physically hurting anyone?

Hate crimes.

I am a full time student and I just sleep in the school incognito. Keep nice clothes in my locker and crash private functions for free food. Steal from food bank (just cutting out middleman if you think about it) and buy lentils and oatmeal and other bulk basics. Those I keep in a basement in what I call decentralized storage because i dont like to keep food in my locker. Go to gym for shower. Wash clothes and dry with the handdryers. If I dont wake up at 5:45 weekdays and 7pm weekends every single day its a massive risk and not worth it. Make crypto trades and return bottles i steal for $ to buy toothpaste/food. Spend all fucking day learning. Can usually get 8 solid hours of study in. Take 5 classes at a time to get tuition paid. Have literally no expenses and no possessions beyond what fits in a backpack. Im also part of some campus clubs that meet often and have food budgets so i can get a couple extra meals in. Schools closed for holidays and shit is a fucking nightmare. Usually streetwalk downtown and get almost no sleep.

Get a Job Jim. This is your father

that sounds like unsustainable though and its much easier said than done to do all of that stuff but god damn you better make it after all that
>what I call decentralized storage
kek

All these faggots are larping as crypto kid, the original "rich in btc but sleeping outside" autismo.

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What do you think your state and municipal taxes pay for you cuckifornian scum? If you don't want a bunch of freeloaders shitting up your neighborhood than STOP PAYING THEM TO MOVE THERE.

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You might be able to pull this off until you graduate - and god bless you if you do - but you really should get some proper shelter at least so you don't have to worry so much about sleep. You may accumulate too much stress and burn out otherwise.
Get a part-time job and the cheapest possible housing you can find. You can still live in rull-retard monk mode, just with a place to stay where you can recuperate your energy.
I agree with Jim's father

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That treehouse looks pretty nice, desu. Just having walls and a roof around you is a huge improvement over OPs situation.

Jesus fucking christ. India sounds better at least you can shit wherever you want.

lol

school isnt worth it. srs drop and get a job live in your cheap car and put the rest into crypto

My job is to learn leverage trading and ride the bart with btc shorts. I refuse to wagekek unless im working for myself. I made a vow to myself not to be a slave and to value my time even if it means abject suffering for some years. Besides, i got rejected during the last 4 entry level interviews anyway, no point working in this economy.

Ty, goodluck to op and other homeless anons and all in this thread.

Good ideas, ty and G-dbless user!

There are plenty of lockable 1 person transgender washrooms. People clean them 4x per day. Do you have a cute latina slave cleaning your shitter 4x per day?

Youd be right if I had zero social skills. Fortunately its a trade school and the industry outlook is amazing (career saturated by retiring boomers) and i make a lot of friends and hustle on linkedin like its my actual job.

it's best to use the hedonic treadmill to your advantage, I plan on living in my car once my parents kick me out, maybe even sooner and hopefully retire in 2-5 years

If I had a fancy house on wheels id certainly live in it. When cashing out 10% of my crypto gets me a van I can live in and expenses for a year ill do that until I can buy a small house with a yard big enough to have an epic garden which is 90% of the yard.

Which of these countries is the best option for an American/English speaker? Which language is easiest to learn?

>He already has all that as an american if he's that poor and in university.
American here in desperate need of healthcare here, and you sir are a boldfaced, shameless fucking liar. That is all.

Btw what is a hedonic treadmill? Living with my parents not an option id rather get shanked under a bridge.