Ok Jow Forums, what's your excuse?

Ok Jow Forums, what's your excuse?

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i dont need to do that because i have legs

have a 2-legged handicap atm

whats his bench?

>nig gets jacked
>i still have my legs
>nig can lift 200 pounds
>i still have my legs
>nig can drive car with hand controls
>i still have my legs

This guy hops onto the bar next to your girlfriend and buys her a drink. What do?

kek

I'm not half the man he is

Slap his ass.

Does he have a penis?
Just curious