*mic feedback*

*mic feedback*
Hows everyone doing tonight? Everyone having a nice Sunday night?

How about these wagies folks? God bless em, all they do is work and sleep. Or as wagies call it: "work and getting ready for work".

*audible chuckles*

But I kid the wagies, you know one of my best friends is a wagecuck. I asked him how he was the other day and he said fine, but that he was so busy wagecucking that he made a mistake on his taxes, and now he owes the irs money.

*murmurs*

So I ask my friend well how much does he owe? He said he doesnt know, that the irs is just going to garnish his wages until its settled.

*slight chuckling, murmuring*

Yep, says he found some parsley and basil with his last paycheck, heyo!

*uproarious laughter*

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You have to go back

You have to go back

You have to go back

youtu.be/8SlEvsbqcLc

Based and NEETpilled

Let me show you how it's done lad

*ting tink tinc*
Hello? Is this thing working?
*audience speaks up*
Oh I guess we know it's not a NEET then
*audience laughs*
Hey what do you get when a NEET works his butt off all day?
skidmarks!
*audience is laughing. Several neets are booted out of their parent's house and forced to get jobs*
We can't get too mad at NEETs, right guys?
*audience is giggling*
Why didn't the NEET cross the road?
Because his mommy wasn't holding his hand!
*audience is laughing too hard to breath, a frog in a blanket is taken outside and shot through the head*
Thank you, thank you! have a good night!

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Get out, GET OUT! I SAID GET OUT!

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What a journey, well done

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Shit what a fucking bloodbath. OP brutally massacred in his own thread.

boooo! boooooo! this (you) negates the previous

lmao

Kek

DOUBLE kek

It appears we have some wagies in the crowd folks

*audible boos and hisses*

Now now.

So wagies, is that mantra you all repeat a reminder or something?

*murmurs*

We already know you have to go back...to work!

*laughter*

I bet they all have the same alarm clock too, huh folks?

*chuckles and applause*

Thanks folks, I'll be at the piano bar playing some tunes all this week, catch ya then!

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isnt UBI and pod living going to mask the whole neet thing.
Get 1000 bux a month then go live in some kiddie bed size room with tv anf wifi connection with a built in mini fridge and youre pretty much set.

imagine rooms like this going for 300 bux a month. while you collect youre $1000 a month .

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honk

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god dammit user, kek

I'm neet and this is funny
+1

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*ahem* *mic feedback*

Is this thing on?

*audience whoop and cheer*

Thank you, thank you, and thank you. So, how's everyone doing? Glad you came along tonight? I sure am

*minor ripples of laughter*

We've got an action packed show for you tonight, but first I gotta take care of some admin points.

*audience groans*

Hey, we'll get there together, ok? It'll be fun, promise.

Soooo. There are no fire alarms planned, so if you see a fire, try and keep up with me

*appreciative laughter*

Next, tip your servers. I mean it. These guise and gals are doing a great job. I'm talking about you, Michael, you, Beth, you, you, well- all of you.

*Audience breaks into applause*

And now, for the most important point I would like to make this evening

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

*Audience goes wild, standing ovation, before breaking out onto the sidewalk and spontaneously overturning cars and setting them on fire*

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BASED

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Based

Imagine being a jannie
kek

Imagine pining foe Jannies dick so much that you post memes and threads about him in mere hope for him to ban you and therefore notice you.

neets eternally BTFO

Holy shit, how will OP ever recover!

„...taken outside and shot through the head“ best part

hahahahahaha a fucking butthurt jannie this is too good

Reddit is laughing at you

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What is that, an image for ants?

and because it's deserved, I will for once not post the dog in response

Based