How do I make it in the UK? Looking for an opportunity. from the gutter - no education, no family, no head start...

How do I make it in the UK? Looking for an opportunity. from the gutter - no education, no family, no head start. Good at sales and have business acumen. Struggling to find quality work.

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the only thing you can do in your situation is probably find a wife, put 8 kids in her, live on gobermint gibs.

bump

pretty based

you mean you already are in the UK?
how did you end up there

What was wrong with your last identical thread? We told you what to do. If you are good at Sales then you can fucking do anything. If you can't get a job in sales then you are not good at sales, including selling your sales ability.

>make it
>UK

pick one

Account management for large ad agency.

>good at sales
can't sell himself

You emigrate to the US

Not OP but also britbong.

Anyone know the best app/website to trade options etc in the UK? Seen Freetrade compared to Robinhood but they don't do options

ig index?

im also in the same position as you. i can speak another language fluently so im looking for interpreting work. currently jobless. what area of the uk are you in?

UK, forget it about it. I moved after five wasted years in that shithole. Thank god, I am in based Switzerland now.

what do you do there and what did you do here? what sort of person are you?

>what sort of person are you?

What kind of question is that? Are you planning to write my biography?

I am from the UK and this. Very few careers here where you will actually make big money

Im in manchester user.

Good luck to you

where in the US would you recommend user?

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Pic related. If you earn £100k you probably have a family to support, £20k mortgage, £8k food, £6k transport. Then you have a quarter left over for living life. Gets better when student loan is paid off at least.

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What kind of jobs pay 100k quid in UK? No typical , joe will land that kind or role.

Manager in consultancy/accountancy london area. Admittedly might be hard to get into without a degree, but there are apprenticeship schemes out there. Get your foot in any door and work at the professional qualifications and you can get there in 10 years or less.

If you live in London, get any bullshit job in Parliament / civil service, stick it out for a year and begin moving internally into fields that interest you. Government pension is comparatively nuts as is holiday allowance. Salary increases are a slow incline but it's constant and reliable and incredibly difficult to be fired if you do the absolute bear minimum.

>get any bullshit job in Parliament / civil service
lol. Apply at me local Jobcentre shall I, Guv ?

Or just check their fucking recruitment website, dipshit.

kek'd

I got a job at network rail. They are desperate for people. If you can stand to work nights then the jobs pay like 15k extra than the industry equivalent.

which depot. do you need any certificates?

I'm on the apprentice scheme for signals thinking this was the only route In.
but the only person competent to actually do work other then to prepare tools and lift stuff ready is the team leader.

they all have been in the job for about 2 years and network rail trains you in-house to meet their standard.

You need to at least be interested in the kind of work your applying for outside the job I reckon.

Like say how you Like making home improvements. Gardening and shit if you don't. At least shoes you know how to use some tools

30 days holiday too. Not bad.

Make it in the UK from scratch ya say?
No honorary title? No lands bestowed to you by the crown? Well then!
>hes dead jim