Congratulations to Arnold's son for graduating college! edition
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Absolute madman for diversifying his genes like this.
Sebastian Reed
Anyone else find another popular investment community? I tried wallstreetbets but was turned off by its gross homophobia.
Jason Torres
walk alone, fag walk strong, brother the market cares not defeat it, make it yours
Parker Bailey
Fucking shills like you ruin this crypto board
Jose Anderson
Other reddits. Not /investing
Gabriel Davis
lol put as much money you can into the scam market, no thanks. jfc you idiots are pathetic. your faggy stock market has had it's run. time to say bye bye and welcome to blockchain investing
Jaxson Butler
You’re the military dad closet fag in American beauty. Just admit you like sucking fat cocks cmon it’s 2019 you queer.
Grayson Collins
Should I buy a black box system and try to reverse engineer the signals?
>was turned off by its gross homophobia. Ironic choice of words there, Sally.
Matthew King
two posts, what's your point homo? stocks at new ATH (due to MIC and NWO), I know, let's max out IRAs and keep buying at the top each time.
Owen Smith
When do I buy MO?
Oliver Kelly
>mommy puts a fuckton of money in IRA and 401k >amazing retirement fund but can't retire for another like 15 years >still hasn't paid off the house or her car >has to put away money for summer plans as well she's great at saving money but it's depressing watching her never be able to live in the moment
Jayden Martin
She doesn't realize her house can fund her retirement once it's paid off. Sad!
Ayden Nelson
she'll probably have her house pay for her retirement as well as her 401k and ira. Her retirement is going to be glorious and she's going to spend all the money on male dancers, cruizes, random shit they nobody ever needs and then she's going to die and leave her kids with nothing but a house that now has to get transferred to whichever bank gave her money for it.
she says i'll inherit the house. i don't consider inheritance in my finances though.
i cannot imagine my mother not working. she works two jobs and continues to finish up work on the weekends. not including her multiple side gigs and other activities if the payoff for that is merely a useless, boomer tier half hearted existence then that's just depressing
Julian Collins
mint
Alexander Thomas
>can't touch until your 65 I'll probably get killed or kill myself by then
>can’t sleep >MRK reports in 4 hours >PFE 2 hours after that >I won’t even be able to judge the numbers on my own >betting on Keytruda with my IRA reeee. I don’t say this often, but you’ve got a real talent for this. Love that image fade in.
Wonder if google is gonna bounce
Carson Morales
Guys, I’ve never made so much money doing nothing. Is the euphoria point where I should sell? I’m mainly in s&p, amazon, alibaba
They're also almost bankrupt. I shook hands with previous Teva CEO few times. I wouldn't invest in this company but I'm not saying you can't make money on it.
Camden Collins
Too late to buy merck calls huh
Caleb Fisher
I have both PFE and MRK, easiest money But sometimes you have a dip or jumps during earnings call, it's 30min after market open for PFE and I guess similar time for MRK idk idc abiut them as much. So you could try to turn in some profits with 15-30 min jump on it during Ecall
Lincoln Torres
Alright buddy, I've been burned doing options. Hopefully i can make my $ back.
The only way I'm making money on stuff like levered cfds or options is by buying day before going into ERs on companies I know won't fail, works so far because ppl like you will bid me up 100%. But sometimes I buy more at open when I see more upside than premarket gave us so you'll get a chance prob.
William Bennett
PFE SURGING
Landon Barnes
GE going ballistic
Brayden Murphy
People are waking up and realize that the only reason this shit is valued so low is because big name investors want to pick on someone.
But now here is the question, will they just drop back down? Thinking about taking profits. Hard to say what jew is gonna put them down next
Race, FCA, Rheinmetall, Airbus, Bae systems or Campari, probably the best italian stock
Jose Lopez
GE is a typical industrial cyclical stock. It's had a few years in the dump now but it's going back up to mid 20s in a few years time.
No hard at profit taking though as I think the pop is a little overdone. But don't expect it to go back to $6 in the next decade.
Aaron Kelly
Crude oil going back up. Hope you bought the dip. Libya and Venezuela will stop exporting soon and Iran will block the straight of Hormuz and then I'll retire.
John Martinez
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, DAD!
Jace Bailey
Holy shit oil setup is perfect short. So juice
Ethan Kelly
SHOP had a killer earning call. Hopefully the market agrees for $20k user's sakes.
nice MCD win today thanks fatties earnings are fun
Julian Torres
I'm playing oil shortest short term, close in 30-90min from now , tgt 64.20 give or take .1 Not saying he's wrong on daily terms
Aiden King
Mr goldstein was right about PFE, and a little bird told me JPM is pulling out of oil in time for the trade deal
Isaiah Morgan
Started reading "The Intelligent Investor" today. Is this a good book for someone clueless about trading or does it have prerequisites?
Jace Mitchell
kneepads are the only prerequisite.
Jayden Taylor
interesting historic book. but little value for today's market. besides, not a trading book.
Daniel Rivera
Looks like it wasn't enough.
Juan Perez
Just lost $22 in premarket buying GE pump and holding it for 5 minutes like a fucking retard. Don't chase pumps it's the stupidest fucking thing you can do.
Don't worry, I missed the pre market hype and only sold for 10.30. But yeah don't chase after pumps. Just watch and learn your lesson.
That being said you should have just kept holding because GE is gonna go up
Matthew Thompson
Anybody got any of them moon missions?
Gabriel King
Can you elaborate on this? Why would they pull out for the trade deal? If anything that should be bullish for crude since it would increase demand. Are you implying a compromise on Iran would be part of the deal?
Lucas Torres
I think you did the right thing by selling when you did. We can never buy exactly at rock bottom or sell perfectly at the apex.
Yeah my biggest weakness I've noticed is that I never know when to take profits. Think I'm getting better, but fuck I love watching stocks climb. No better feeling
AAAAAAAAAAA PFEIZER YASSS No idea why you're winning race to the Moon against Merck but whatever , works for me either way. Taking bit profits here mmm YASSS
Interesting. I think most of this rally was due to opec+ production cuts, and some due to Libya and Venezuela as well as Iran sanctions. A deal involving Iran and sanctions lifting would give Saudi Arabia no incentive to stop production cuts, in in my opinion was the best bear case. JPM is playing you Holmes.
Jack Rodriguez
How come my hair looks like Arnold's and I'm only 35 REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Ouch so much money left in quick oil short, oh well, at least I was right with my tgt
Nigga I told this here multiple times. Oil price has jack shit to do with OPEC. Matter of fact if I have to trade by headlines I'm gonna buy when OPEC supply increases and short when OPEC publishes cuts, Iraq is currently literally running 100% of capacities they legit said few weeks ago we can't increase supplies any further because we're running in highest gear.
Just check correlation of markets to oil. Oil is just levered market indexes and will go up and down slightly sooner and slightly more. But they are moved by same M&Ms
Hey biz I never got an answer to this so I'm reposting it, if someone who knows about options trading could help that would be great. i think i may have found an exploit that could be an infinite well of money. I've been buying and selling calls of an obscure stock that expire in a few weeks; the volume is so low (robinhood always warns me that im the only buyer) that whenever I buy 20 shares at .02, the value goes up to .03. The stock has been staying pretty steady, and seems like there's barely enough interest to sustain this, but I've managed to buy and sell around 25 calls at a time to make a small profit every day. Is this kind of thing normal with options trading, or have I stumbled onto a miracle
Hairline in my part is a little receded. I am gonna part my hair the other way for a while and see if that helps with some regrowth because otherwise my hair looks fine I'm only 24
this seems like the "magic /b/ crystals" where instead of making crystals the fumes just kill you...
Zachary Nguyen
is that the hispanic maid's son, or the kennedy one?
genes, nutrition, toxin exposure throughout your life mostly random chance from genes though, unless youve been swimming in radioactive waste (or had chemo) lately
it could be worse, my brother started getting grey hair when he was 19, completely grey hair by the time he was 30 (he had blond hair when he was a kid, brown/black hair in his teens, black/grey in his 20's, completely grey in 30's+)
judging from both my granfathers hair, mine is going to start receding drastically in the next 10 -15 years. my hair has stayed blond though, so if i do have a grey hair or two, they blend right in still
kind of early to declare it a bear day but it has beeen a nice morning to sell little bits of SQQQ every 5-10 minutes so far
congrats bears, you get a day. markets hit all time highs once ever 15 days historically. way to go. you can have this day, i'll take the rest of my built up gains
