Cringe

stop
this
madness
in
the
name
of
your
king

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I hate this scamming fuck more than anyone in crypto.

BUY
BUY

==BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==

>tfw he is directly marketing to the only crowd more stupid and more greedy than crypto "investors"
>tesla bagholders

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>globally accessible
i.e. real-world data

>insurance
i.e. real-world data

gonna be a lot of ruined shorts tomorrow

Someone put this little gremlin out of his misery.

I was going to buy Nano, but fuck that!
I am going ALL IN on ETH.

good, vitalik is sperging out. elon isnt gonna read this wall of text. whew, thank goodness.

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I hope many rich tsla bros with expendable income are taking the crypto pill right now

Time to sell my ETH i just bought

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Vitalik got nervous and went full autism, bless his heart

>Desperately trying to downplay what is happening here
I see your skin is getting a bit wet

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based. this is a bearish signal if i've ever seen one

When your company fails so hard you have to go into crypto gambling so sad

This fucker will mention Chainlink to Skelly when he least expects it and he's gonna be FUMING about it
Cap this

shut the fuck up and shut this down!!!!!!!!!

but seriously though, LINKies seem to be safe. all i care about. these usecases of his are shit, lol. spam prevention? kek.

So sad... Vitalik is such a suck up

Shouldn’t be long before Linkies start spamming their thread with swastikas and sergeys memes.

All Vitalik should've said is something like "bringing trustlesness into the real world".
Anything else (including fucking spam prevention) naturally flows from there.

Isn’t musk a founder for paypal? That’s still around right? Seems major if you ask me.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA BLEW IT

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Nah he didn't found PayPal.

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And if Elon was asking about your startup you would not sperg out?

Why does CA chime in like a dick

Who the fuck is Justin?

as an accumulating stinky, i hope he wont.

as a person cognizant of Vitalik's disdain towards Chainlink, i know he wont

No. I'd simply send him a link to the ethereum website in case he wants to learn more about it.

justin is like the walmart version of vitalik jesus christ lmao

learn about the origional oly BSV indeed

please elon do the needful, buy holy BSV

You think Elon can't use Google?

This whole thing isn't so much about Elon learning more about Ethereum. He would research this shit himself or pay someone to research for him. This here is him publicly trying to make people aware what ETH is and could be capable of.

Absolutely cringe

Should have said TeslaCoin

yeah, but vitalik made this big time meeting of the minds look like a spaghetti dropping ceremony

elon will ghost it now, for a while at least. vitalik sold himself short.

Vitalik would've been far better off saying something like "I dunno, stuff".
Making people WANT to research your shit is far more valuable than harping on about minutia and retarded shit like fucking spam prevention.

Elon probably knows some stuff about Ethereum already, he has Google
He should have said TeslaCoin, unironically

someone tell him elon already blocked him for spamming

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TelsaCoin/TeslaToken when?!?

Sounds like bullshit sugarcoated with tech savy words

Ethereum is useless lmao, can't even run cryptokitties. It's real value is probably $20-30

Kek, so this is a power of boomers

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>tfw when you have a audition with elon musk, and you fail.

poor vitalik

he's trying so hard not to mention anything to do with chainlink but there's fucking nothing lol. his shitcoin is so cooked.

pathetic how they suddenly all come crawling to god king elon the shitposter

(eg. refugees)....

institutional refugees will pump ETH

oh jeez, i hadnt even read what he said on this one. yeah, refugees, that's a real money gainer vitty

CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ucp0TTmvqOE&feature=youtu.be

Maybe he should have said how Ethereum could help Musk instead of shilling Ethereum desu

baste and brownpilled

Based and checked

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more and more sacred cows

yeah, he didnt tailor it to Tesla at all. dropped the ball.

pathetic

Do the needful!

Normies don’t understand the word “trustlesness”. You forget the echo chamber you live in. Vitalik wanted to show what Ethereum could be used for in one of the few instances where Ethereum got mainstream exposure. He is a little autistic, so he sperged out for a bit but he got the information across. He had the right idea, but I agree he should have been more concise. Just saying “trustlesness in the real world” would have made the normies with institutional money shrug him off as some ponzi scheme founder.

>learn about the origional #bitcoin now oly #bsv
>origional
>oly
PffffttttttttttttttBAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! MAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

trustlessness is a scary word. normies think it means there is no trust no trust means bad.

I said "something like".
Another alternative would be "making real-world data immutable".
Something along those lines.

Elon has a full metal alchemist avatar now? didn't expect that

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Nuclear Cringe Detected

can't even fucking spell LMAO

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this is like a cringe nexus

I can't look away, please, someone else chime in also

seriously hate to fucking try to navigate twitter. the page falls apart wherever you click and now i cant even find this tweet in elon's thread

calvin tweeted it:
twitter.com/CalvinAyre/status/1123118215733895168

but it's not in the thread?
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1123040406344568832

is it one the "This Tweet is unavailable"? if so why? selective censorship?
i don't understand how twitter could get so big, it's so god damn bad even without the censorship.

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he's shorting BSV by the way
I found his account

>immutable
Again, you vastly overestimate the intelligence of your average normie, and their exposure to the words you are familiar with. They need shit spoonfed to them in as plain of terms as possible. Most of them wont even read Vitalik’s reply. They will just see a wall of text, maybe skim and cherrypick a few points and then buy ETH based on the size of the wall of text they saw.

Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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it's cause the guy quote tweeted it, he didn't reply to it, like sharing something on facebook and adding a caption

i see, thanks!

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Point 3 about executing on private data is literally what iExec RLC is doing with datasets and you all retards are missing out

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he's not posting these things for Elon, this is an excellent opportunity to get some info out there to all of Elon's followers. Vitalik would be foolish to pass on this advertisement opportunity, all you gotta do is pretend to talk with Elon on the topic that Elon provided and you don't break any twitter spam rules.

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This. Though Vitalik is handling the situation a little autistically, he would be foolish not to sperg out about the use cases of Ethereum in front of millions of people.

Based Elon

>ethereum account

I can't stop laughing. These people are so pathetic.

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Is vitalik ... a brainlet?

Jesus. Elon makes a one word shitpost and vitalik starts squealing in delight and vomiting pleas for attention.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Crypto is FUCKED. Literally pajeets spamming and nothing else.

No, it betrays deep lack of confidence and a shaky position. Musk knows how to google ethereum if he wants a rant like that. Deliver a concise and interesting answer..

>pls sir....buy my bags

HAHAHAHAHA!

Sir... Sir.... pls respond...we can have smart contracts for tesla account verification... I can make it by tomorrow pls.

>charity
>refugees
Thanks just shorted 100x

> tfw you have one chance given to you to save crypto and you, along with the pajeet crew, absolutely, irrevocably fuck it.

Sounds pretty alpha.

Not giving a single fuck what people think yet successful as hell

While pajeets like you care about what everyone thinks about himself and calls himself alpha on a image board while wagecucking